Saleem Albela Ka Haroon Rafiq Say Paison Ka Mutalba, Purana Khata Khul Gaya

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00:00In the break, we have a victim, Mr. Alangi.

00:02Come, let's talk to him.

00:03Sir, just ask him once what he wants.

00:05Look, he's a talented man.

00:07What kind of a victim are you that you come to our show?

00:10Look, whoever he is, he's a talented man.

00:12Mr. Arun, I know the real reason why he came here.

00:16What?

00:16Mr. Arun, he must have given some 50-100 rupees to his friend outside.

00:21No, that's not true. I swear on my fan.

00:24He didn't give a single rupee when he came here.

00:26Okay, let it be. It's okay.

00:29I swear on my fan, I swear on my song.

00:33I came to your show. How did I come here?

00:35What did you come here for?

00:36On the road.

00:38I came here for a customer.

00:39What did you come here for?

00:40For a customer.

00:41Okay.

00:42The customer who comes here..

00:43Where does he come from?

00:45Oh, you're collecting them, right?

00:46You came here for the collection, right?

00:47Yes, I came here for you.

00:48You come here for me, too.

00:49I keep writing down the money in my pocket.

00:52Yes, yes, yes.

00:53I have to give you money.

00:55I don't have any money.

00:56Brother.

00:57I have to give you money.

00:58I don't have any right.

00:59No, no, no. Don't curse me.

01:01I won't get hurt.

01:01I'm a rich man.

01:04I have four children.

01:05I have a lot of children.

01:06Oh, yes.

01:07Sir, the rate of the tobacco that has been fixed..

01:10What's the rate?

01:11Rs. 87 withholding tax.

01:13Oh, man.

01:14Withholding tax?

01:15He's a dancer, he's a filer, too.

01:18Sir, does he smoke because he withholds?

01:19No, no, no. He's a filer.

01:21I told you that I have to give you money.

01:23I'm a filer.

01:24I have to return the money.

01:26Okay.

01:26Return the money.

01:27First, tell me something.

01:29Yes, tell me something.

01:30You always ask me to tell you something.

01:33Yes.

01:33You never listen to me.

01:37Listen to me.

01:38Last time, I asked you to tell me something.

01:39Yes.

01:40You told me.

01:40Yes, I told you.

01:41After that, I told you less.

01:44I don't have that much money.

01:46Okay, tell me something.

01:47I'm sure you'll get a lot of electricity bills.

01:49Really?

01:49Yes.

01:50Look, if he didn't have an AC, he wouldn't be in this condition.

01:52Yes.

01:55He's so cunning.

01:58Okay, tell me something.

01:59Okay.

02:00Wow!

02:01Wow!

02:02Wow!

02:03It's getting diluted. Be patient.

02:09I'll check the sound.

02:11Listen, the sound is getting worse.

02:16Oh, no.

02:17Donovan, be smart.

02:18Don't sing such songs.

02:22Mr. Irta, I've written a poem for you.

02:25I've written a poem for your dad.

02:27Oh, you've written a poem for your dad.

02:28Don't you know how to write a poem?

02:29I know how to write a poem.

02:30Okay, write it.

02:30I mean, write it with this sound.

02:32Okay, I'll write it.

02:32Your dad is a poet.

02:34Come on.

02:36Don't be sad. I'll ask him.

02:38Come on, sing a song for me.

02:41Yes, that's it.

02:44Okay, you've kept him for singing.

02:46Mr. Gurdas, sing a song for him.

02:47He's here to sing a song for me.

02:48Oh, God!

02:50Oh, God!

02:51You should've remembered that you've brought a poem for me.

02:54No, I've written it. It gets mixed up.

02:56This is the next one.

02:57This is the next one.

02:59Look at this.

03:00I've written all the lines.

03:03Yes, show me.

03:05Look at this.

03:06Okay.

03:06This is how it's done.

03:07Is this the one?

03:08Yes.

03:09Okay.

03:10What's this?

03:11What happened?

03:12I thought it's clear to understand.

03:14Look at this.

03:17You've got this pocket designed.

03:19There's no money in it.

03:21Okay.

03:22Look, I'm a helpless Malangi.

03:25If you're helpless, then I'm more helpless than you.

03:29You've written this for me.

03:31Yes.

03:32Uncle, cold drinks, rice.

03:35Shikhar's feet.

03:36You've written this as well.

03:38Here, tell me something.

03:39I'm a helpless Malangi.

03:40I've got pockets outside.

03:41It looks like a goat.

03:42I've got my ears pierced.

03:44Tell me something.

03:46I'm a helpless Malangi.

03:48What?

03:48Hello.

03:49You've become a human being.

03:51It's not helpless.

03:52Yes.

03:53It's helpless.

03:53It's called helpless Malangi.

03:55Helpless Malangi.

03:56No, I'm saying it.

03:57Okay.

03:58I'm a helpless Malangi.

04:02Wow.

04:04I'm a helpless Malangi.

04:07I've found it in someone else's pocket.

04:09I've found it in helpless Malangi.

04:10You've found it there as well.

04:11Let's fight.

04:13I've found it in someone else's pocket.

04:16I've found it there as well.

04:18I've found it when I was in a bad situation.

04:20Wow.

04:22I've found it in someone else's pocket.

04:25I've found it in someone else's pocket.

04:29I've broken one.

04:30Why did you break the rest?

04:32What is a pocket?

04:33It's a plant.

04:35It grows in a rocky area.

04:37Break it.

04:38I'll break it as well.

04:39I've found it in someone else's pocket.

04:41With fruits.

04:42I've broken it with fruits.

04:44I've broken it with fruits.

04:47When I feel cold, I take a cold bath.

04:55It's time to take a bath when you're not standing.

04:57Hold it. What are you doing?

04:59I'm not standing.

05:00I've never thought about it.

05:07Wow.

05:08Wow.

05:16Wow.

05:20Wow.

05:21Turn around.

05:23I've found it in someone else's pocket.

05:27I've found it in someone else's pocket.

05:32Wow.

05:34I've never thought about it.

05:37Wow.

05:38I've never thought about it.

05:40Wow.

05:41Turn around.

05:42I've never thought about it.

05:44Turn around.

05:46Turn around.

05:47I've never thought about it.

05:48I was listening to it.

05:50Turn around.

05:51Wow.

05:52Wow.

05:53Turn around.

05:55I've never thought about it.

05:56Turn around.

05:57I've never thought about it.

05:58Turn around.

05:59Turn around.

06:00I've never thought about it.

06:06Turn around.

06:07I've never thought about it.

06:11Turn around.

06:12I've never thought about it.

06:14I've never thought about it.

06:17Wow.

06:18Wow.

06:19Wow.

06:20Wow.

06:21Wow.

06:22Wow.

06:23Wow.

06:24Wow.

06:25Wow.

06:26Wow.

06:27Wow.

06:28Wow.

06:29Wow.

06:31Wow.

06:32Wow.

06:33Wow.

06:34Wow.

06:35Wow.

06:36Wow.

06:37Wow.

06:40Wow.

06:41Hold it. Go.

06:43Take it.

06:44Go.

06:45Hold it.

06:46Turn around.

06:47Turn around.

06:49Turn around.

06:50You'll have problems with the peacocks

06:51if you don't get 500 bucks.

06:54What do we do now?

06:55We have to pay the meter.

07:00You're not smart.

07:02They won't let you pay the meter.

07:03Come on.

07:08That's it.

07:09I've never thought about it.

07:12I've never thought about it.

07:15Sing that song.

07:16Don't look at me with love. Look at me with anger.

07:18You should look at him.

07:20Love should be answered with love.

07:26Wow.

07:27Love should be answered with love.

07:33Even if you don't look at me with love.

07:37Wow.

07:38Wow.

07:39Wow.

07:41Wow.

07:42Do you like it?

07:43Do you like it?

07:44No.

07:45Do you like it?

07:46Do you remember that I have my own electricity bill?

07:49What is this?

07:50They've kept 5000 bucks.

07:52Why did they keep it?

07:53You should take a step of 100 or 200 bucks.

07:57You tell me.

07:58This is a dance of 5000 bucks.

08:00I saved you from the shoes.

08:03You should dance and get the money.

08:07Sir, when you get the money, you should leave.

08:10Don't look at me with love.

08:13Look at me with anger.

08:15Wow.

08:16Love should be answered with love.

08:19He's lost.

08:20He's lost.

08:22He's lost.

08:23He's lost.

08:24He's lost.

08:25He's lost.

08:26He's lost.

08:27He's lost.

08:29I was also saying this.

08:31Don't dance with love.

08:34Look at me with anger.

08:36Wow.

08:38You'll get cured by me.

08:41Don't dance with love.

08:43Wow.

08:44Look at me with anger.

08:47Wow.

08:48You'll get cured by me.

08:51Don't dance with love.

08:52Wow.

08:53Don't dance with love.

08:55Don't dance with love.

08:56Just a minute.

08:57Tie your ears. I am going now.

09:01Okay, if I could have a request.

09:03What is it?

09:04I won't disappoint you.

09:06Yes.

09:07If you fulfil my request.

09:08What is it?

09:10I want to buy Mahi Sahab's hair.

09:12Wow!

09:13Give it to me.

09:14Mahi Sahab's daughter is here.

09:15Give it to me.

09:16I have money. I can do it.

09:17You can do it.

09:19I want to buy Mahi Sahab's hair.

09:24Hey!

09:24He is doing this.

09:28I want to buy Mahi Sahab's hair.

09:35I will make it beautiful.

09:39Wow!

09:41I will make it beautiful.

09:46Wow!

09:47I want to buy Mahi Sahab's hair.

09:52Wow!

09:53I will make it beautiful.

09:57Your wish is my command, Mr. Khan.

09:59Wow!

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