00:00Time to wake up, time to hurry
00:05Hear the ocean, I'm running to the top
00:09Make a wish as I stare out into the night
00:13You came from the sky
00:15And we will be together now
00:19Ancient powers guide us through the darkness
00:22No one can hold us back, run to the light
00:25Time to fight, let's fight for love and kindness
00:29Put on my socks, kick them with love
00:32Shining through the dark night like a star
00:36Put on my socks, stars and rainbows
00:39Change the world just with the power of love
00:47Min! Did you watch B-King duckling yesterday? It's hilarious!
00:50B-King was like, whoa!
00:53And then he was like, teasing, hey try to calm down
00:56Oh Min! It makes you laugh out loud so much!
00:59They were like, like this!
01:03How? It's you! You reacted fast!
01:12Oh sorry, my bad
01:16Hey, Gossip Boy, wanna play football? You don't have to sit on the bench
01:20Next time, next time
01:22Min, Gossip Boy is acting strange, have you noticed too?
01:25Let's go
01:27Teasing? Why are you walking so fast?
01:29Today Gossip Boy is acting strange
01:31Huh? How weird, I saw him go that way
01:34Ouch! That hurts! What a sneak attack! Let me go!
01:38Stop right now, you!
01:41Whoa, I gotcha! Yeah, look, check this out!
01:46Wow, that's Kung Fu Girl!
01:48Oh hey, it's you!
01:49Shh! If we're found by the teacher, it's all over and we really don't want that
01:53Yeah, okay, but what is this game?
01:55It's none other than the latest version of Kung Fu Girl vs. Dark Empire
01:59Kung Fu Girl beats up the bad guys, pretty cool, huh?
02:02We need to control the handle
02:04And...
02:06And swipe the screen at the same time
02:08Yeah, like this, look, isn't this the best game ever?
02:12Gossip Boy, are you okay?
02:14I need to use the bathroom
02:16Well then, then go to the bathroom
02:18I can't, it took me forever to get here
02:20If I quit now, I'll have to start all over again
02:23T-Sing, please play for me, try not to lose
02:26But I don't... I don't know how to play it
02:32Kung Fu Sock, help me out, please!
02:35My ancestors said games weakened by will
02:38What kind of game is that? Role play?
02:40Oh no, it's all over!
02:41What are you waiting for? Just dodge his kicks!
02:45Attack, attack his head! That's his weakness!
02:47You can see from its size!
02:54I'm too clumsy!
02:56Oh, leave it to me!
03:08How did you know how to play?
03:10I'm just taking a bullet for the team
03:14You need to study
03:15Finally, the last chapter!
03:17Oh, at last, I must give all my thanks to you, Kung Fu Girl
03:22You defeated all my guardians
03:24Now I, Dark Emperor, am finally free
03:28I will rule this world, and then, then I will
03:32Hey, wait, and then...
03:33Wow, this guy really likes to nag
03:35No, no, no, no, no, don't skip my lines!
03:38I have a story to tell!
03:40That's not fair! You must listen to everything I have to say!
03:45Ah, whatever
03:46I believe it is time for me to do some really bad things now that I am free
03:53Huh?
03:58What's that? Some kind of bug?
04:00Not when I almost won the game!
04:02Fine, let's give it back to Gossip Boy
04:10I, Dark Emperor, am ready to destroy everything that gets in my way
04:16Whoa, what is that?
04:18Who knows? Maybe a new cartoon? Seems lame, though
04:21Silence, silence!
04:23You shall know who I am! I am capable of anything!
04:26I will eat up all your online homework, and then you will see, kids!
04:30Yeah, no more homework! Thank you so much, Dark Emperor!
04:34No need to correct homework, this is so... unacceptable
04:39And I will delete all your game progress as well
04:43You're not doing that!
04:45I'll delete all your movies, too
04:48And empty your shopping carts, and uninstall all your live streaming apps
04:56Tizeng, Akui has possessed Dark Emperor!
05:02Attention, all of your orders have been cancelled
05:07I repeat, all of your orders have been cancelled
05:10Your current order number is minus ten thousand, and the money you owe is ten million
05:18Sensational news! An unknown virus has attacked the internet
05:21All websites are down, and the cable cars went crazy
05:24Starry Island is on a...
05:29Sea, sea, sea! An island in the sea!
05:31Yo, bro! Accidents on a television show!
05:33Oh, no, no, no! Everyone needs to go!
05:36What a lame freestyle that was
05:38Your shopping cart is all cleared
05:40Your shopping cart is all cleared
05:46Tizeng, isn't this all from the Kuei?
05:49It's a Kuei, but it's actually inside a game
05:52How can I beat a virtual character?
05:54Ask Kung Fu Girl, I wonder
05:56I know! You can just beat him inside a game!
05:58Gossip Boy, you... you heard us talking?
06:01Huh?
06:02Don't panic! Hey, everyone! It's all in the instructions
06:06Kung Fu Girl is Dark Emperor's only arch-enemy
06:09So he is talking about Kung Fu Girl in the game
06:11Gotta borrow this
06:12Hey, wait! That's mine!
06:24It's Kung Fu Girl!
06:26I'm reprogramming this game, so Kung Fu Girl can wipe out the virus
06:30Brainy's not all nerdy
06:31And as for the playing part, you go
06:33I can do it!
06:34I can do it!
06:37I need to go back to the toilet!
06:41Then... you go?
06:43Who, me?
06:44No, I don't... don't you like playing games?
06:46I'm sorry, I don't play games
06:48I... well...
06:52Fine!
06:54I, Kung Fu Girl, shall wipe out Dark Emperor and all for justice!
07:00Will that virus really show up?
07:02It's not even in the program, so it must show up
07:05It has to
07:08Dark Emperor! At last you came!
07:10Be ready for...
07:11Hey! I'm not done talking!
07:13Now you know how it feels when people skip your speech
07:18T-Zing!
07:19Attack his feet!
07:20Mind your head! Attack his head!
07:22Pal, please find a way to help T-Zing!
07:25I'm building weapons for her
07:27Blue Water Sword!
07:29That's handsome!
07:32Zhenwu Sword!
07:37There's more! Black Iron Sword!
07:39Moonlight Sword!
07:41Skyline Sword!
07:42Dragon Slayer Sword!
07:44It's not possible!
07:45All of her swords have been destroyed!
07:51Hey, Hao!
07:52Are swords all you know?
07:54Try to be a little more creative, please!
07:56Creative, you say?
07:58Then how about... this?
08:02Yes! It's working!
08:04So you like that one, huh?
08:06Then try this!
08:07Shred Gun!
08:09It's from Peking Duckling!
08:11Hey, Hao! Do you watch that?
08:14Stay focused
08:15Wait, Peking Duckling?
08:16Sounds like a cartoon
08:18Hao watches cartoons, too?
08:19Beating my game with a cartoon?
08:21Not in a million years!
08:23Hey, Hao!
08:24Do you remember that rocket?
08:26Fireworks Rocket!
08:28And in Episode 33!
08:29Finger Catapult!
08:32I bet no one could tell they're both actually kids!
08:37I say it's cheating to reprogram the game
08:39Don't blame me now for...
08:41UNLEASHING MY ULTIMATE WEAPON ON YOU!
08:45You hold the handle, I'll swipe the screen!
08:58It's working!
08:59She dodged all the attacks!
09:02That was close!
09:03Still using that old handkerchief?
09:05Stop wiping and just give him the final strike!
09:07Hey, Hao! Episode 40!
09:09Pickled Cucumber!
09:24That's the real Kung Fu Girl!
09:27Thank you for all your help!
09:29You made it happen
09:30Especially the smart boy over there
09:32He and...
09:35She went to the bathroom!
09:36Oh, and the brave girl in the bathroom
09:38Thank you all for your help
09:46Okay, the show is over
09:48But your homework is not!
09:50All these debts...
09:52I have to run away
09:53Your orders are now back to normal
09:55And your debt is back to zero
10:01The internet virus just disappeared like a miracle
10:04Everything is now back to normal
10:06So how about my shopping cart?
10:09It's back, it's back
10:10Min, did you see? I was like this!
10:12And then...
10:23It's time for Peking Duckling!
10:26Oh, Min! I gotta run!
10:30To Be Continued...
11:00To Be Continued...
