00:00Okay, tell me one thing, Roos, why is there a picture of girls on the pack of soap?
00:04Do we boys take a bath?
00:08My son was angry with his mother and was sitting outside the house.
00:10I said, son, why are you sitting outside?
00:11He said, I don't want your wife, I want my wife.
00:17If all the daughters are good and the upbringing is good,
00:21then where does such a dangerous wife come from?
00:27I have seen some girls.
00:28I have seen some girls.
00:29Their tantrums and their demands can never be fulfilled.
00:31Even if a dacoit kidnaps them,
00:33they will say, excuse me, I will sit on the side with the mirror.
00:42His wife is telling him to remove the bag from above.
00:44He is not even wiping my hand.
00:45What is he doing?
00:46He is trying with his tongue.
00:50I say, if you want to live in people's hearts,
00:53then take a loan from them.
00:58Do you know when I was the most ashamed in the world?
01:00When I was sick once,
01:01and a beautiful lady doctor came and said,
01:02this injection will not be applied on the arm.
01:08A friend of mine came to my house after a long time.
01:09I asked him, what will you drink?
01:11Tea or cold?
01:12What will you do?
01:13He said, until the tea is made, you order cold.
01:18The boys who can't even hold the legs of a goat on sacrifice,
01:21they were also saying, darling, no one can snatch you from me.
01:24If your face looks like a donkey,
01:26then what is the fault of this poor donkey?
01:32We can walk without slippers,
01:34but slippers cannot walk without us.
01:39He has just promised me that he has stopped eating Mawa.
01:42Which is a very good thing.
01:43And eats lentils.
01:44Yes.
01:48What is the most difficult task in winters?
01:50What is the most difficult task in winters?
01:52What?
01:53Get up from the bed and go to the washroom.
01:58Tell me, so many people are dying in the world,
02:00where are you at that time?
02:05And what you think of as chicken soup,
02:07is actually the water of the chicken's dead body.
02:11I said, son, who doesn't study in your class?
02:13He said, teacher.
02:17Now you see, how are the children these days?
02:19Now a small child is saying,
02:20my family says everything that happens for good.
02:23But when I fail in school,
02:25why don't my family say this at that time?
02:29This uncle talks so weird.
02:31I asked him, what is your wish?
02:33What is your dream?
02:34He said, I have 4-5 children,
02:35and everyone has different mothers.
02:40My wife is telling me to take her out somewhere.
02:42I took her to the graveyard.
02:43She said, what is this joke?
02:44I said, crazy people die to come here.
02:50Do you know who is the most innocent person in the world?
02:52Who?
02:53Your friend sitting in front of your parents.
02:58This girl is complaining to me.
02:59What?
03:00She is saying that he used to watch me secretly
03:02while going to school every day.
03:03Yes.
03:04Today he took 1000 rupees to see me.
03:06Why?
03:07He has become a doctor.
03:11The teacher is telling the child that
03:12it is humanity to be useful to others.
03:14Yes.
03:15So the child is saying,
03:16in the exam period,
03:17you don't become a human being yourself,
03:18nor do you let us become human beings.
03:23My wife makes so many demands.
03:24I had a fight with my wife.
03:25What?
03:26I said, I am going to commit suicide.
03:27She said, get me 2-3 white suits.
03:29What will I wear in the days of mourning?
03:33The teacher is asking him,
03:34son, which day are you happy?
03:35What is he doing?
03:36The day you are sick.
03:38The teacher is asking him,
03:39son, how can we keep our school clean?
03:41He says, by staying at home.
03:43The last year,
03:44when there was heavy rainfall,
03:45the payment for that is also
03:46being deposited in our bills.
