00:00Welcome to WatchMojo, and the continuation of our YouTube Spotlight series where we highlight
00:10our favorite creators on the platform.
00:13Today we're counting down the most hilarious and impactful moments of YouTuber and streamer
00:18Charlie White, better known to the world as Moist Critical.
00:23From making anime reviews back in the early 2000s to becoming one of the predominant internet
00:28personalities of our time, Moist Critical's dry brand of commentary and comedy has made
00:33him one of the most entertaining and respected figures in the online sphere, which has since
00:39become a springboard for him to make his name in music, the esports scene, and a litany
00:44of other ventures.
00:46But enough ego massaging, let's get to the list.
00:49His wife was hiding in the trunk the whole time.
01:02I recently got into a massive argument with my own chat about aliens visiting earth, which
01:09is a crazy war to have fought, you know, it was a bloody battle.
01:13To say that Moist Critical has a rabid fanbase who support and enjoy his content would be
01:18an understatement, but that doesn't mean disagreements can erupt during streams from time to time.
01:24One of the most hilarious examples stems from the time when he went to war with certain
01:29vocal members of his chat over the topic of UFOs, warp drives, and other sci-fi nonsense.
01:37How is that proof?
01:38Why am I supposed to take that at face value?
01:40They would drop these things like the Eric Butthole incident and have me look it up and
01:44be like, how can you not believe us?
01:46Poor guy was nearly brought to the end of his tether, though watching it unfold certainly
01:50made for a morbid delight.
01:53And faster than light is an outdated theory, warp drives are proven, you're misinformed,
01:59what are you, what, are you having an episode of psychosis?
02:049.
02:05Charlie's First Date He may highlight, analyse, and poke fun at
02:09embarrassing online stories all the live-long day, but don't think Charlie is immune to
02:14it himself.
02:15I've told many a pathetic story from this sad compendium of miserable social ineptitude,
02:22and there's one I haven't shared with you that I thought I'd share today.
02:25This was actually the first date I ever went on.
02:28In fact, he happily points out his own less-than-flattering moments from time to time.
02:33Case in point, when he brought up his first date.
02:37Needless to say, things didn't go as smoothly as all parties might have hoped.
02:48Going full anime main character and using 800,000 subscribers as a flirting technique
02:53was apparently not a good pick-up technique at the time.
02:56Still, it's endearing to see such a monumental internet personality showcase aspects of their
03:02life that others might be too ashamed to.
03:128.
03:13Charlie Vs. Spicy Food We're compiling a few videos for this one,
03:18but the overarching theme remains the same.
03:21Charlie in absolute agony while attempting to take on various spicy foods.
03:26He barely lasted a minute while taking on the hottest wing-eating challenge, whereas
03:35the hottest chip challenge nearly made his soul eject from his body.
03:51Though nothing compares to when he decided, likely in a moment of madness, to make a tear
03:56list of the hot sauces used on Hot Ones.
03:59We're honestly shocked he's still with us.
04:117.
04:13The Slap Mountain Saga If you were to ask the master of moistness
04:17what he considers to be the greatest sport of all time, it's safe to assume that slapfighting
04:22would be close to the top.
04:32Charlie has covered a variety of matches as both a spectator and commentator, but we
04:37have a soft spot for this mini-arc in particular, one that takes the slapping out of the arena
04:43and into the deep south.
04:50Even by slapfighting standards, this whole tournament is beyond unorthodox, leaving Charlie
04:56howling in laughter as random strangers get way too slap-happy with each other.
05:056.
05:07Let You Down Aside from video games, comics, YouTube drama,
05:12wrestling, tear lists, anime, movies and cultural events, one of Moist Critical's biggest
05:18passions and subsequent projects is music.
05:29Along with Troy McCoubry, the two have formed The Gentleman and have released quite the
05:34number of bangers over the years.
05:36Naturally, a few got their own music videos, which brings us to Let You Down.
05:48While the song itself has a heaviness to it, Charlie decided that for the video he
05:53would take things in a different direction.
05:56And by that, we mean he performs a dance routine of such grace and magnitude that the audience
06:02starts weeping at the sheer majesty of it.
06:05It is, without a question, a display that puts the likes of all prima ballerina assolutas
06:11past and present to shame.
06:195.
06:22The Odyssey of Creepy Text Messages If there's one rabbit hole that Charlie can't
06:37help but dive into, it's finding the most disturbing, cringeworthy texts and parading
06:42their shame for all to see.
06:44There are too many examples to count here, from angry exes to stalkers to the wildest
06:50of weirdos, this iceberg seemingly has no bottom to it.
06:54Some of these exchanges are so dire that they pretty much fry Charlie's brain.
07:15While it is a little scary to see so many of these unhinged individuals keep plaguing
07:19people, at the very least we'll always get to see their lack of game be put through the
07:25That was one of the most peculiar lies I've ever heard.
07:29You're going to stop at the park on the way home so you can visit your favorite swan couple,
07:35Mr. Plumf and Mrs. Plumfette.
07:384.
07:39The Moonfall Experience No one loves bad movies as much as Moist Critical.
07:45That's just a fact of life.
07:46You all know how much I love horrible bad movies and I am just giddy with excitement
07:51right now to talk about a movie I just saw that I now consider to be the goofiest film
07:55ever made.
07:57One may even call him a connoisseur of crappy cinema.
08:00Atop this pantheon of pungent pictures is Moonfall, a film saturated in so much So Bad
08:07It's Good content that it became a life-altering event for Charlie.
08:19In this review segment, The Moist Meter, he dives deep into the absurdity of the film's
08:24premise, the ridiculousness of its writing and every other bonkers aspect that when all
08:30pressed together becomes a diamond of terrible movie making truly worth celebrating.
08:483.
08:49Ruining a Scene in The Hunger Games Katniss Who?
08:53I was an extra in The Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 1.
08:56I know, I know, no autographs, I'm just a normal person like all of you.
09:00For many, this was their first introduction to Moist Critical's channel, where he tells
09:05a quick story about how things didn't exactly go smoothly during his Oscar-worthy performance
09:10as an extra in The Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 1.
09:14I will never forgive them, boycott Hunger Games because they took out my part, but anyway
09:18my line was somewhere along the lines of, this girl needs help, she's burned, yikes,
09:23oh shit, it's a burn.
09:24From the costume department struggling to find the right fitting for him, to having
09:28his one line cut, to being pushed all the way to the back of the set since his posture,
09:33poise, and presence was too darn perfect, oh what could have been.
09:39And I probably ruined a little bit of that scene.
09:41Not by design, but I was out for number one.
09:44I was going to be the world's most impressive extra on this movie, unfortunately they outsmarted
09:49me.
09:50Number 2.
09:51Dating 20 women at once.
09:53This might sound like a dream scenario for many, but in typical Moist fashion, he manages
09:58to turn it into comedy gold.
10:07Posted on his collaborative second channel, simply known as The Other Channel, Charlie
10:11sets out to find love via the tried and true method of a speed dating show.
10:16Of course, there's a twist, since his friends are feeding him lines to spice up the interactions.
10:27Combined with the rather potent personalities of few prospective lovers, the whole thing
10:32is a supernova of awkwardness that we cannot get enough of.
10:45Before we reveal our number one pick, here are a few honorable mentions.
10:49Charlie vs. U.S. Immigration.
10:52The faceless bureaucrat keeping Charlie's esports team out of the country has since
10:56become his nemesis.
10:58And even with the goddamn Avengers on our side, U.S. Immigration slams the door in our
11:02face and turns us away like it's a lacrosse house party in college.
11:07Moist Jesus.
11:09Apparently Charlie has a messianic quality about him.
11:23The Dad Drawing.
11:24Picasso himself would be awestruck by Charlie's artistic ability.
11:54The Ultimate Flex.
11:56Given his immense popularity and tendency to call out those for their wrongdoings, it's
12:01fair to say Charlie has been targeted by other content creators over the years.
12:06This includes Sneeko, who eventually escalated things to an absurd degree, culminating in
12:11him showing off loaded bullets on a stream as a low-key threat.
12:17And what did Charlie do in response?
12:20He educated him in the most savage way possible.
12:28Not only showcasing the difference between clips and mags, but also displaying his own
12:32assortment of firearms.
12:41Naturally we can't show the size of Charlie's weaponry, because YouTube, but let's say it's
12:47a lot bigger than what Sneeko was packing.
12:49What's your favorite Moist Critical moment to date?
12:52Let us know in the comments, and be sure to subscribe to get more great videos every day.
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