00:00You
00:07She is unlike any nun you've ever met and she's got a secret
00:12How come that nuns were never secret hookers when we were in school? Let's see what's under that wig
00:20Say a prayer for sister sugar walls. Well, we're definitely seeing that
00:31May 25th
00:331986 today is a big day
00:35Last summer. I was too scared to ask out Melody Barnegat the raddest woman I ever met
00:40But this morning I invited her to the movies and she said, okay
00:44Hold on one second
00:52I'll see you at the 430 movie Melody Barnegat. I'll see you at the 430 movie
00:56I've been thinking about asking Melody out all year. We made out in her pool last summer one time
01:02What's your shirt on? And you wonder why you don't get laid? I
01:07Don't get laid cuz I'm Catholic
01:13We'll save seeds you get snacks you can't give them cut seas when they go back
01:16I'll tell my dad I don't care what you tell your dad a little kid dad. He showed me his private
01:21I don't care what you tell your dad a little kid dad. He showed me his private. He did what?
01:33Not today so much drama I thought we're supposed to be seeing a comedy
01:43Damn hell, what about me Jesus Christ?
01:47Most people come to movies to escape their lives, but people like you come here because movies make life make sense
01:53You're the coolest girl I ever met and all I want to do is watch movies with you
01:57Is that so mom? What the hell are you doing sneaking into R-rated movies? You're in trouble missy
02:02I'm terrified by what's about to happen. What do you want to do have sex and get pregnant?
02:07That'll show her
02:09That's what you need
02:11You
02:13Remember Rocky for it when he just like punched him so hard
02:17Hammer that it's a climax
02:20He climax
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