00:00It's cool, I'm happy now that I've become a comedian.
00:04I haven't become one yet, I've been doing it for 5-6 years.
00:07But I'm happy now.
00:11But this wasn't my first dream.
00:13You all have a first dream, an honest dream that you remember in school.
00:17I couldn't achieve that.
00:19Is there anyone who has achieved that in life?
00:22The one we used to fill in the slam book.
00:24What do you want to become? Astronaut?
00:28Boys used to fill air hostess in our class.
00:31Because girls used to fill that.
00:33I'll also become the same person who becomes Rashi.
00:36Asshole.
00:40So is there anyone here who has achieved what he wanted in life?
00:43Or is on the way?
00:44There must be someone.
00:46Is it you? Is there anyone there?
00:48Hi, what's your name?
00:49Khyati.
00:50Khyati, what do you do?
00:51I'm a teacher.
00:52You're a CA?
00:53This was your first dream?
00:58I'm already feeling sorry for you.
01:02There was a CA in the slam book?
01:04What are you saying? You don't know all this in 5th or 6th grade.
01:08If your dad was a CA, it wouldn't have been your dream.
01:10It would have been your dad's.
01:13Okay, are you happy?
01:15How many years did it take to become a CA?
01:174 years.
01:18Total?
01:19From the entrance to the finals.
01:235 years.
01:245 years? That's okay.
01:26You're lying, right?
01:29Because the 5 you said,
01:32the ones who pass in 5 years,
01:33they have a mustache like this.
01:345!
01:365!
01:42These are the 9-10 year olds who are like,
01:45I'm done, I'm done.
01:46Everyone has their own time.
01:50All the best to you.
01:52The 31st of March is coming.
01:53You're going to have a lot of work.
01:56Is there anyone else here?
01:57Who thought of this?
01:59Someone raised their hand.
02:00Hello, hi.
02:01What's your name?
02:02Khwab.
02:03Khwab?
02:06Are you Khwab or Haqiqat?
02:08Who are you?
02:09Tell me.
02:13His phone rang.
02:14Apple watch?
02:15What time is it?
02:16Time to drink water?
02:19Gadgets these days are really annoying.
02:23What notifications did he get?
02:24Was it a call?
02:25Okay, okay.
02:26So, he got saved.
02:27Why are you wearing two watches?
02:29What's this?
02:30Oh, it's a bracelet.
02:34You don't keep your wrists loose.
02:36Have you been wearing bangles since yesterday?
02:42Yes, sorry, Khwab.
02:44Where did Khwab go?
02:46My Khwab, there he is.
02:48Can you get me a house light, Yash?
02:50Thank you.
02:51Yes, Khwab, what do you do?
02:52I'm a musician.
02:53You're a musician?
02:54Oh, very nice.
02:55I'm a drummer.
02:56So, you have an independent band?
02:58I'm a freelancer.
02:59So, this was your first dream?
03:01Yes.
03:03Did you think of becoming a proper drummer?
03:05No, I'm a drummer.
03:06Oh, wow.
03:07So, you've been playing since you were a kid?
03:09I've done this too.
03:11You guys are so cheap.
03:13You guys are so cheap.
03:16Khwab, these people,
03:18they won't understand us artists.
03:22When did you think of becoming a drummer?
03:247th grade.
03:26Did you have good music classes in school or did you learn outside?
03:29Outside.
03:30And what was your reaction to your parents?
03:32They supported me.
03:34Oh, wow, nice.
03:35My dad put me to classes.
03:36Huh?
03:37Dad put me to classes.
03:38Oh, your dad.
03:39Oh, you're from Bombay?
03:40Yes.
03:41Yes, this happens here.
03:48We have the same drumsticks over there.
03:53Whatever is played with us,
03:55our dad whiplashes it.
04:00That's nice.
04:01Nice.
04:02So, how's your life going?
04:03It's all good.
04:04Anyone else?
04:05Anyone else?
04:06Any last person or girl you want to talk to?
04:07You?
04:08Anyone else?
04:09Actually, I wanted to talk to someone in the back.
04:10If you don't mind.
04:11No, you don't get offended like that.
04:13I'm not becoming what I was becoming.
04:16She didn't even talk to me.
04:18I'm just kidding.
04:19Hi, what's your name?
04:20I'm Aditi.
04:21You're Aditi.
04:22Very nice nose.
04:23Do you call it a pin?
04:24What do you call it?
04:25Yeah, it's a septum and a nose pin.
04:27Septum and a nose pin.
04:28Septum sounds like an infection.
04:31Does it get infected with a nose pin?
04:34I have a septum.
04:36I can see it.
04:39What do you do?
04:40Sorry, Aditi, right?
04:41What do you do?
04:42I'm a cake decorator.
04:43Cake decorator?
04:45So, you don't bake?
04:47You just decorate?
04:48What do you do?
04:49I bake, but decoration is my forte.
04:52Oh, so like...
04:53You bake it for me.
04:55Take it out of the cooker first.
04:57So, you do all that,
04:58what we see on TLC and all.
05:01There's a big bar up there.
05:05So, it's your job to loot people.
05:08These cakes are so expensive.
05:10I mean, they're 6,000-7,000-7,000 rupees.
05:13And Aditi, doesn't she have a foodie?
05:16Right?
05:17She has a road,
05:18she has a car.
05:19Get that cake out of the way.
05:22It's been 6 hours since I celebrated my birthday.
05:26I can't find a cake to eat here.
05:30Cake decorator was your first dream?
05:34You guys are so privileged.
05:35I feel like...
05:37Didn't you think of being a doctor, lawyer, engineer?
05:40I honestly told you
05:41that we wanted to be air hostesses and all.
05:44I mean, you must have thought of something like a bakery, right?
05:46Baking, cooking,
05:47or you must have thought of being a cake decorator.
05:49So, that was my interest.
05:51I wanted to make it.
05:53So, did you do your training also in this?
05:55Or did you learn by yourself?
05:57I did learn.
05:58Then I worked with a few chefs.
06:00Few chefs? Nice.
06:02So, do you have your own bakery?
06:03Yes.
06:04Oh, where is it?
06:05Pune.
06:06So, here?
06:08Oh, your husband is from here?
06:09Yes.
06:10You live there?
06:11You're celebrating your birthday there?
06:14Your husband is eating pastries here?
06:17My wife makes them so well.
06:18What are you feeding him?
06:20Pineapple.
06:22Where is your husband?
06:23Hello, sir.
06:24Hi.
06:25Take off your bag.
06:26No one is stealing now.
06:28He's been wearing his bag
06:29and watching the show.
06:31Does he have money for cake decoration?
06:34All my wife's earnings.
06:37I'm not giving it to anyone.
06:40There's a CA sitting here.
06:43I have to get it settled.
06:45Sir, what's your name?
06:46Maitreya.
06:47Sorry, I didn't understand.
06:48Maitreya.
06:49Maitreyam.
06:50Maitreyam.
06:51Wow, man.
06:53I don't get married.
06:57Go, go.
06:58Get me some Manish Manish.
07:03The most difficult thing
07:04is to make a cake.
07:05Happy birthday.
07:11What do we do now?
07:12Let's write baby.
07:14Let's write darling baby.
07:18What do you do in Pune, sir?
07:19I'm a flute player.
07:20Oh, you're in Bombay.
07:21No, we shifted to Pune.
07:22Oh, you two...
07:23You two came to Bombay
07:24to watch a show?
07:25Yes.
07:26Only?
07:27Of course.
07:28What is of course in this?
07:31He's like,
07:32yes, we come everyday.
07:33Pune is far away.
07:35You guys came here
07:36just to watch a show?
07:37Oh, man.
07:38How do I insult you now?
07:42So sweet, man.
07:43Thank you so much.
07:44I keep coming to Pune
07:45to watch a show.
07:46I think you're here
07:47for a client meeting.
07:48You're putting it on my head.
07:49No, no.
07:50You're the one.
07:52They came to Shivneri
07:53just for you.
07:58Nice.
07:59What do you do, sir?
08:00I'm a flute artist.
08:01Flute artist?
08:02What creative people
08:03are coming here.
08:04He plays the bansuri.
08:05He plays the drums.
08:06She makes the cake.
08:10Flute artist?
08:11Do you have the bansuri now?
08:14A little.
08:18Sorry.
08:19Okay.
08:20Thank you so much.
08:21All the best to you.
08:22Are you going back today
08:23or are you staying here?
08:24I'm staying here today.
08:25Oh, you're staying here today.
08:26So you're here on a trip, right?
08:27Don't put this on my head.
08:28Please.
08:43Freedom!
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