00:00The following footage was created using the software called JPEG. Any similarity to real-life incidents is purely coincidental.
01:00You're an idiot. You don't even know the weakness of the guard dagger is on the neck.
01:10Although you don't have a good brain, you have a good figure.
01:25Oh no, if I break the back armor, the dagger will be worthless.
01:29I have to think of a way.
01:37The neck is exposed.
01:39I can hit it this time, right?
01:41Now!
01:42Why don't you do it?
01:44Oh no!
01:49I'll save you!
02:00It hurts!
02:03It hurts!
02:09Who are you?
02:14My precious daughter!
02:18How did you get roasted when I found you?
02:24Daughter? Mom?
02:26What? You haven't seen your mom?
02:30Daughter, let's go home with mom.
02:36Don't go! This is my prey!
02:39You still say!
02:41You killed my hard-earned daughter.
02:44I have to make you pay for it.
02:45I just want my daughter to come back to Guli.
02:48Can't you satisfy me with just this wish?
02:54Your son-in-law is here.
03:00What are you doing? There's another one!
03:04Qi Feng Feng!
03:11Your son-in-law doesn't seem to recognize you as his mother-in-law.
03:18My daughter ran away!
03:21Help me get rid of this beast!
03:23You said it yourself.
03:25Ice Break!
03:30Ice Break! Ice Break! Ice Break!
03:38Watch out! Don't fight with me!
03:41Watch out for us!
03:48Damn it!
04:00It's not easy to make money with this fight.
04:04You're a liar!
04:07You're here to rob me of my prey!
04:09I'm robbing you?
04:11I've been ambushed here for two days.
04:13If you hadn't suddenly come out and fought,
04:15and attracted the bow and arrow,
04:16how could I have used the potato talisman?
04:18I don't care.
04:19I hit both of these beasts.
04:21They all belong to me.
04:22Miss,
04:24these two bows and arrows
04:26are not enough for you to use a few talismans.
04:28Why don't you give them to me?
04:31I'm willing to spend money on my prey.
04:34You can't take it away.
04:36Do you still have the Wind Talisman?
04:39I've used it up.
04:40What's wrong?
04:45Come here.
04:47I'll show you something good.
04:50What's so special about this sand?
04:58Wind Talisman!
05:00You can't catch up with me!
05:02You're a liar!
05:04Don't let me see you again!
05:09Where's my money?
05:12Where's the money I worked so hard to get?
05:15It's all gone.
05:20Brother 13 bought a fake snack.
05:28I'm going to kill you!
05:36The world is so stupid.
05:39I can't even find a broken jar.
05:55Who are you?
05:56Who do you think you are?
05:59I'm Qilin.
06:01Haven't you heard of Qilin?
06:03You're Qilin?
06:06Cut the crap.
06:07Give me some blood.
06:09Sir Qilin,
06:10look at my skinny body.
06:12My blood tastes bad.
06:14Cut the crap.
06:16You're so skinny.
06:18Who's going to suck your blood?
06:19I want to suck the blood of a beast.
06:21It's better to suck the blood of a fire dragon.
06:23If I don't have it,
06:24I can suck it now.
06:26All right.
06:27I know a place with a lot of fire dragons.
06:29I'll take you there.
06:31Why do you take me there?
06:32I don't know how to fight.
06:34You don't know how to fight?
06:35What can you do?
06:37I can transform.
06:40Is it okay?
06:41Really?
06:42I don't believe it.
06:43What do you want to see?
06:45I'll transform it for you now.
06:47Did you see it?
06:49This is the first beauty of the Xuanfeng Sect,
06:51Shui Ling.
06:52The idol of thousands of young men.
06:54She's also my dream lover.
06:56If I can transform into her,
06:58I'll be lucky.
06:59That's it?
07:00Look carefully.
07:12You're really good.
07:15Is it okay?
07:18You old man.
07:19You did it on purpose, didn't you?
07:20I didn't find it.
07:22I only know how to transform.
07:23I don't know how to transform.
07:24You don't even have this ability.
07:26I think you'd better be a urinal.
07:31You're so stubborn.
07:34What is magic?
07:35I have a priceless treasure.
07:38What priceless treasure?
07:40Do you see this head?
07:41It's full of knowledge and experience.
07:44Painting, alchemy, magic,
07:47it's all in it.
07:49When I think of it,
07:50one-tenth of it appears.
07:52You're really stupid.
07:54Lord Jin Ling,
07:55can you tell me about it?
07:57Prove it.
08:05Look carefully.
08:07Could it be...
08:13You old man.
08:14I'm a ghost.
08:25I'm here to destroy you.
08:27And you're here to destroy me.
08:39Let go of me.
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