00:00Voila.
00:03Wow!
00:05It's so huge. What is it?
00:08Well, you're not going to believe and you're not going to guess, so why don't you just open it?
00:12Okay.
00:21What's going on?
00:24It's Cynthia. She's going to be my second wife.
00:27What are you talking about? What second wife?
00:30Let me show you.
00:32Cindy, can you do the dishes?
00:41See, you're always complaining about how much work you have around the house.
00:46Well, not anymore.
00:48Now my second wife is going to take care of everything.
00:51And you can just relax.
00:52And you can just relax.
00:56Um, I'm done.
01:00Great.
01:02Cynthia, why don't you just prepare something nice for dinner for us while we're changing, okay?
01:10Lovely, isn't it?
01:23Hey, are you okay? Why are you doing this?
01:29I'll watch you stop and don't bother her, okay?
01:33Rob, it's a human being.
01:34I know, and she made her choice.
01:37Where are you going? Cynthia already fixed you a bathtub with candles.
01:53This wasn't really a helping hand for me.
01:57This was for Rob to legally cheat on me right in our home.
02:03You know you're not only here for cooking and cleaning, right?
02:09Okay.
02:11But I wasn't going to put up with it.
02:23You look beautiful.
02:35Don't you want to say anything to me?
02:39Actually, I do.
02:42Cynthia here is an amazing chef.
02:44Everything is delicious.
02:46You're going to love it.
02:53Thank you.
03:08Sweetie, why don't you join us, huh?
03:11No, she won't sit with us.
03:14Why not?
03:16Because your first wife said so.
03:17Wait, Cynthia.
03:19You forgot about my drink.
03:21Mary, what is wrong with you?
03:23Are you crazy?
03:25Just wait, let me get a towel. One second.
03:30Girl, wake up.
03:31Why do you want to be a second wife?
03:32Get your own life.
03:34Don't ruin my marriage.
03:36You can't live with us.
03:38Just leave.
03:39No, Mary.
03:41You should leave.
03:43Cynthia is staying with us whether you like it or not.
03:45And if you have a problem with it, maybe you should start packing.
03:49There you go, sweetie.
04:00How did I not notice what a jerk you are for all those years?
04:05Enough!
04:07Because of you, I'm losing appetite.
04:09You better get your act together or next time you're going to be eating alone.
04:12Are we clear?
04:13Next time you're going to be eating alone. Are we clear?
04:40What are you doing here?
04:42Don't look at me.
04:44If my husband isn't attracted to me, then who can be?
04:48Hey.
04:56What are you doing?
04:59I just wanted to show you how beautiful you are to me.
05:05I can't explain how it happened or what it was, but it was an explosion.
05:11The best thing I've ever felt in my life.
05:17Why did you agree to this nonsense?
05:21I...
05:24I have nothing and no one, no family, no rooftop over my head and...
05:30I just don't want to be alone. I'll do anything.
05:34And you would put up with this monster?
05:38You know what?
05:40We can run away together.
05:43What?
05:45No, I'm not like that.
05:47It was an accident and we don't know each other.
05:51I think so.
05:56Ladies, I'm happy you're getting along together.
05:59Stay still, I'll be joining you in a second.
06:02For what?
06:04So we can finally have some fun together.
06:07Oh, we will have some fun.
06:10But why do we need you?
06:13Tell me why.
06:15Because I'm your goddamn husband, that's why.
06:17Origami is illegal in this country.
06:20Do you know what isn't?
06:22Divorce.
06:24So get the hell out of here.
06:26The candle in bed is waiting for you.
06:28Why do you need a bed? What are you talking about?
06:30Because we don't want you here anymore.
06:31So get out!
06:33Get out!
06:38Over the next two months I helped Cynthia get back on her feet.
06:42She eventually met a brilliant lawyer, Jenny, and they got married a year later.
06:47And I'll always be thankful to Cynthia for showing me what a loser my husband was.
06:53Ex-husband.
07:01Ex-husband.
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