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00:00So what's the right time?

00:02My sister-in-law says my brother's wedding is on the 30th

00:04whereas it's on the 37th.

00:06What do you mean by 37th?

00:08After 7 days,

00:10they've already set the date.

00:12So why don't you make a suit and give it to them on time?

00:15Even if I die,

00:16I won't give them the suit on time.

00:18I either give it to them a day before or on the day of the function.

00:21Why? Do you make them suffer so much?

00:23Look,

00:24when I give them the suit on the day of the function,

00:26they wear it with a smile on their face.

00:28But if I give them the suit before the function,

00:30they'll get into trouble.

00:32The suit is tight,

00:33the suit is loose,

00:34the suit boot is too long,

00:35the suit boot is too short.

00:36They'll make my head spin

00:38and waste my time.

00:40But I'm very busy.

00:42Tell me one thing,

00:43if you make a mistake,

00:44how do you justify it?

00:46I have a hundred ways.

00:48I don't accept my own mistake.

00:49If I sew the suit a little tight,

00:51I tell my sister-in-law,

00:52my measurement was perfect,

00:53you're a little fat.

00:55And if I sew the clothes loose,

00:57I tell my sister-in-law,

00:58congratulations,

00:59you've lost weight.