RiffTrax: Thor | movie | 2011 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Yes, Thor, for all its critical acclaim, features Thor tazed, injected and hit by a van. The Extended Cut features a sce | dG1fUGV3SExlQWJscUE

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00:00your ancestors called it magic and you call it science well I come from a place

00:05where they're one in the same thing Arkansas they closed this road off the

00:10Mario Kart races on the weekend

00:15sir Anthony paycheck Hopkins directed by Kenneth Bay Michael Bronner you're

00:24who are these people no no no it's who are these people scientists ah the

00:33traditional Asgardian stop and get off the horse 100 yards before you're there

00:40the last member of P funk don't worry my friends I have a plan I'd go to smile

00:46agreeably then take my shirt off at the creature

00:51oh must I now whack moles with my bare hands

00:59whoop another Groupon for flying lessons ends tragically

01:07and Thor was cast into the circuits of history where he did encounter Bill and

01:12Ted through your arrogance and stupidity you have opened these peaceful realms

01:16and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war whoa someone hit cap

01:23lock on the teleprompter and I will be true heir to the throne you can't kill

01:28an entire race why not the rarely invoked why not defense of genocide

01:38go lean crunch I mean product placement I mean I'll be right there

01:44extraordinary is either in this lab or in this book and you can't just take

01:51this oh my no take backs that still doesn't explain how he managed to tear

01:54through our security steroids he's a bit of a fitness not just check his balls

02:00are tiny okay meet you guys on the other side of the circle bye good luck oh hey

02:07guys how'd that trip around your half the circle go

02:14Lucas immediately inserted the scene into the Star Wars blu-ray