00:00Just a venti frappuccino, and then just two pumps, please.
00:05Two pumps.
00:06Can we get a name for the order?
00:08Adam.
00:09Alan.
00:10Got it.
00:11Oh, uh, no, my name's actually-
00:12Two pumps with espresso coming right up.
00:17Order up for Alan.
00:20Oh, uh, you guys actually spelled my name wrong.
00:22It's Adam.
00:23Yeah, that's what I said.
00:24Alan.
00:25No, no, no.
00:26A-D-A-M.
00:27My name's Adam.
00:28Let's figure out who said what.
00:29You said Alan.
00:30It's on the cup.
00:31No, well, that's what I said.
00:32I said Adam.
00:33You want me to rewind the cameras to see who said what?
00:34No, you don't have to rewind the cameras.
00:35No, no, let's rewind the cameras.
00:36Let's see who's right.
00:37It's fine.
00:40Unreal.
00:41Have a good one.
00:43I love this job.
00:44Two pumps.
00:48Oh, uh, I'm so sorry about that.
00:50Watch where you're going.
00:53Alan.
00:54Oh, uh, no, my name's actually Adam.
00:56They spelled it wrong.
00:57Oh, really?
00:58I don't really care.
01:05Oh, come on.
01:17Hey, officer, is there a problem?
01:19License and registration, please.
01:21Okay.
01:23Here you go.
01:28It says here your name's Adam.
01:30Yeah, it is.
01:31Why does your cup say Alan?
01:33Oh, yeah, they, uh, they spelled it wrong at the coffee shop.
01:35Step out of the vehicle, please.
01:37Oh, okay.
01:42Face the car, sir.
01:44Turn around.
01:45Oh, wait, what's going on?
01:47You're under arrest for fraudulent ID, sir.
01:49Why?
01:50Your name's not Adam.
01:51My name is Adam.
01:52Yeah, and I'm Harry Potter.
01:53Let's go!
01:54Move it!
01:55No, wait!
01:56My name's not Alan.
01:57My name is Adam.
01:58Talk to the judge.
01:59My name's Adam.
02:00I'm not Alan!
02:01Wait!
02:02It's a mistake!
02:10Get on down there.
02:11Quit showboating for your friends.
02:13Down there on the left.
02:15Welcome home, boy.
02:17Hey, piss.
02:21Get in there.
02:25My name is really Adam.
02:27Yeah, and my name's Eve.
02:29I'm telling you, you got the wrong guy!
02:34You look cute.
02:35Who are you?
02:36Shh.
02:38Don't be scared.
02:40What's your name?
02:50The name's Alan.
02:55Alan?
03:11Alan!
03:12You got a visitor.
03:26Alan!
03:42What do you want?
03:44I checked the cameras.
03:47You did say Adam.
03:49My name is Alan!
03:51Look, I know you're mad.
03:53You don't have every right to be.
03:56I hear your names all day.
04:00Anthony, Alex, Alexandria.
04:06At some point, you all sound the same.
04:10My wife left me because I called her another woman's name.
04:19I don't know my own name.
04:23I lost everything because of you.
04:25I'm not perfect.
04:28I never said I was.
04:31But I'm here to make things right.
04:54Time's up.
04:57It's named Saddam!
04:59It's named Saddam!
05:04It's Saddam!
05:05♪ I know that it's over
05:09♪ Got the look on your face
05:12♪ It's so hard to explain
05:14♪ But the worst is to be
05:16♪ When you're praying out my name
05:20♪ Oh, Gloria, please
05:22♪ Gloria, please
05:24♪ Don't cry for me
05:26♪ Don't cry for me
05:27♪ Oh, Gloria, please
05:29♪ Oh, Gloria, please
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