The Blair Rabbit Project | movie | 2024 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

A feature-length comedic satire of the Blair Witch Project. | dG1fU2Zjcm9MUUU4RmM

Transcript

00:00BEAT YOURSELF TO DEATH!

00:09Dude, we need some can for this episode, remember?

00:12She'll do nudity.

00:15Well, apparently there were several filmmakers who came to document Blair Rabbit, and they wound up missing, though they found the bodies.

00:24They went to some school, and, uh, they, uh...

00:31You got the map?

00:33I don't have it.

00:34What? You don't have the fucking map?

00:41Say that we're lost.

00:43No, we're not lost.

00:44You just said you don't know where we are.

00:46I know where we are.

00:47Where?

00:48Right here.

00:49BEAT YOURSELF TO DEATH!

00:53We're lost.

00:54No, we're not.

00:55Give me the map.

00:56No.

00:57Give me the...

00:58No.

00:59BEAT YOURSELF TO DEATH!

01:03This is the same fucking log.

01:04No.

01:05This is the same fucking...

01:07BEAT YOURSELF TO DEATH!

01:09BEAT YOURSELF TO DEATH!

01:19Oh, shit.

01:21What? What? What?

01:22Carrie's not here.

01:26No!

01:30Holy shit! Let's get out of here!

01:34Carrie!

01:40She's got me!

01:41She's got me!

01:58Oh, my God.

01:59Who could have died out here?

02:09Oh, my God.