Top Comedy Scene - हजारी धीरे-धीरे सारे छीते हमारे ऊपर आ रहे है - Rajpal Yadav, Vijay Raaz, Sanjay Mishra - video Dailymotion

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Top Comedy Scene - हजारी धीरे-धीरे सारे छीते हमारे ऊपर आ रहे है - Rajpal Yadav, Vijay Raaz, Sanjay Mishra

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00:00Hey, Lakhiya Babu, spit on my face.

00:11Brother, why are you spitting?

00:13I am spitting on him because he is the son-in-law of the village.

00:16Otherwise, we would have...

00:18Yes, spit.

00:19He spits on the face.

00:21Yes, did you recognize him?

00:23Azhari?

00:25This?

00:27Murari?

00:28Yes, will you say something?

00:30Run!

00:32Stop! Stop!

00:38Stop!

00:40Catch them.

00:41Sonia, don't shoot.

00:54Why are you reversing? Go away.

00:56Sir, you are a senior.

00:57You are not a senior citizen.

00:59Go, catch them.

01:02Azhari, they are coming towards us slowly.

01:05Why didn't you come with an umbrella?

01:08This constable has made me tired.

01:12Can I also pee?

01:13What is written here?

01:15It is prohibited to pee here.

01:16Then how will you pee?

01:19You both are peeing.

01:20I am illiterate. Leave me.

01:21Will you say something?

01:23Azhari, I am Murari.

01:25Yes, keep peeing.

01:27Empty the entire tank.

01:28Don't close the jeep before that.

01:31I don't want to hear anything.

01:32Kusum, Kusum.

01:33I want my car back this evening.

01:39You are a commissioner in the police, right?

01:40Just get my car back.

01:43Darling, have patience.

01:45My entire police force is after your car.

01:47Now don't come after me. Please.

01:49No, I don't want to hear anything.

01:50I want my car back. That's it.

01:54Sir, don't worry.

01:56Mr. Singh will take care of this.

01:59Now he will find the car.

02:00You stay here.

02:04What is this policeman doing?

02:09Hey, come out.

02:11Yes, why?

02:12Come out.

02:13He has come.

02:14Hello, Prabhu.

02:17God bless you, son.

02:18Prabhu, I have a problem.

02:19Yes, tell me.

02:20My car has been stolen.

02:21Stolen?

02:22Yes.

02:23The thief ran away with the car.

02:24Wow.

02:25Very good.

02:26The smile on your face and the clothes..

02:29..tell me that you work as a policeman.

02:31Wow, Prabhu.

02:32Just tell me this.

02:35What was the car number?

02:37What is the model?

02:38And what is the colour of the car?

02:40Sir didn't tell me this.

02:42You are in such a bad condition.

02:44Day and night work, work, work.

02:47You are right.

02:48Your junior is sitting as your senior.

02:52This is also true.

02:53You are getting beaten up.

02:56Beaten up?

02:57Yes, what happens in this?

02:59A man keeps getting beaten up..

03:01..but he doesn't get anything.

03:02Wow, Prabhu.

03:03Prabhu, who are you?

03:05By the way, my name is..

03:06..Shri Shri Pichattar Padam Shri Aba Baba Chitanand.

03:11By the way, you are a good man.

03:14This innocent face, this glowing face.

03:17If you want, you will also get a loan.

03:19It will be a great favour, Prabhu.

03:20It is done.

03:21The favour is done.

03:23Look, the car you are looking at..

03:25..from which we have just got down..

03:27..and you will sit..

03:28..this is not a car.

03:30It is a vehicle of success.

03:31Wow.

03:32It is a miracle, a miracle.

03:34Whoever has sat on it, sat on it, lied on it..

03:36..has reached straight up.

03:38Look, there is a price for you.

03:391,11,011 rupees.

03:42And feed 11 bananas to a poor man.

03:44Okay?

03:45Yes.

03:46Sit.

03:54Sir, I have won.

03:56I have bought the car for 1,11,011 rupees.

04:00You bought this car?

04:01Yes.

04:02This car?

04:03Yes, sir.

04:04Till you don't get Mr. Kukki's car..

04:06..you use this.

04:07It is a matter of the house.

04:09What is this?

04:10What is this, sir?

04:11This.

04:12One car, two numbers, sir.

04:14One.

04:15You are a fool of one number.

04:17Pralaya Pratap.

04:18This car belongs to my wife, Kusum.

04:20It is impossible to explain myself in this foolish world..

04:23..with this foolish horse.

04:24Hey.

04:26You have made me a fool, sir.

04:28One more question.

04:29Don't ask questions.

04:30Don't ask questions.

04:31As it is, I have fallen from many questions.

04:35I have not heard a good news since years.

04:40Hello.

04:41Commissioner, your beautiful wife..

04:43..is with us.

04:44I mean, she is in my boss's custody.

04:46Who are you?

04:47Who is your boss?

04:49Tell me your name once.

04:50Then I will see.

04:51You can see and show later.

04:53First listen to what I am saying.

04:54Actually, my boss and your wife's affair..

04:56..has been going on for a long time.

04:58They have just understood..

04:59..that they are made for each other.

05:03Tell me your boss's name.

05:05What will you do by knowing the name?

05:06Come here directly.

05:07I will introduce you to the boss.

05:08And yes.

05:09Bring the divorce papers along.

05:10Because from today, your life's story is over.

05:12And my boss's love story starts.

05:13Got it?

05:14Good.

05:21Go.

05:22Find out about this phone right now.

05:23Find out from where it has come.

05:24Come on. Come on.

05:26Where are you going with these clothes?

05:27Sir, I am not going anywhere.

05:28There is no one at home.

05:29Ms. Shreya is also not there.

05:30She must be in her room.

05:31Sir, I saw her there.

05:32She is not in her room.

05:38Hello.

05:39Uncle.

05:42Shreya and I are going to get married..

05:44..in a blue house.

05:45If you are your father's son..

05:46..then stay there.

05:47Don't run away.

05:48Why would I run away?

05:49I would have called you.

05:50All the arrangements have been made for the wedding.

05:52We have just waited for your blessings.

05:54If you come, I will get married.

05:56I will get you married.

05:57I will make you look so bad..

05:58..that you won't be fit to get married.

06:04Now I will explain the shots to you.

06:05This is the light.

06:06That is the camera.

06:07That is the cameraman.

06:08And this.

06:09Hey, is the light working?

06:10Boss, there is no power.

06:11Switch it on.

06:12Okay.

06:13The shot starts from here.

06:14Your hands are tied.

06:15They are tied, right?

06:16Your purse will be here.

06:18Then our hero will enter.

06:20Then he will pick up the chocolate..

06:22..and eat it.

06:23And after eating it, he will get strength.

06:25And with that strength..

06:26..he will beat up all the enemies.

06:27Here and there.

06:28The car is coming.

06:29I think our hero is here.

06:30I will explain the scene to him.

06:31Hey, lift the chair.

06:32I will practice.

06:33And bring the entire unit.

06:41I am absolutely ready.

06:42The hero is also here.

06:44We should hurry up.

06:45Shreya.

06:46Shreya.

06:49PP.

06:52Wait.

06:53What happened?

06:55PP.

06:56Who did this?

06:57I won't spare him.

06:58What are you doing?

06:59I will kill him.

07:00Leave it.

07:01I am acting.

07:02My film is being shot.

07:03I will shoot him.

07:04Who did this?

07:05PP.

07:06It has turned red.

07:07What are you doing, PP?

07:09Leave it.

07:10Leave it.

07:11PP.

07:13PP.

07:14Please.

07:15It was my good luck that I reached here.

07:17Don't do this.

07:18I mean, it was your good luck that I reached here.

07:20Please.

07:21Your hands are so soft.

07:22What have you done?

07:24Give it to me.

07:26Leave it.

07:27It will be fine now.

07:28Prahle Pratap.

07:32Sir, it has turned red.

07:33PP.

07:34It has turned red.

07:35Sir, what was I saying?

07:36Shut up, Prahle Pratap.

07:37Prahle Pratap.

07:40I have to talk to him.

07:42He took the marriage proposal as a witness.

07:44And accepted me as his husband.

07:46Is this the reward for that?

07:48What you think is...

07:49Shut up.

07:50Why should I question you?

07:51I have to question him.

07:54I was your junior for 7 years.

07:55And I was your senior for 13 years.

07:58So much love and respect.

08:00And now this love is here.

08:02Sir, I tied him up and...

08:03Shut up.

08:04I have to talk to him.

08:05Do you know the meaning of 7 rounds?

08:07Do you know the meaning of this expensive nuptial chain?

08:11Yes, but you...

08:12Shut up.

08:13I want to question you, Prahle Pratap.

08:16Sir, I...

08:17Shut up.

08:18I am asking you.

08:19Shut up.

08:20I am asking you.

08:21Shut up.

08:22I am asking you.

08:23Shut up.

08:24I don't want to hear anything from you.

08:25Because why did you do this to me?

08:27Shut up.

08:28Shut up.

08:29Shut up.

08:35Shut up.

08:46They are gone.

08:53Yes, Shreya.

08:54I am reaching the church in 10 minutes.

08:55Okay.

08:59What do you think?

09:01Will this deal be done?

09:03Do you have any doubt?

09:05No.

09:06Our story will never change.

09:13Excuse me.

09:14Hey, baby.

09:16She is so beautiful.

09:23Hey, baby.

09:24How are you doing?

09:25I am fine.

09:26Very fine.

09:27I am also fine.

09:28Are you from here?

09:29Yeah.

09:30I am also from here.

09:31Very good.

09:32So, are you free in the evening?

09:33What nonsense?

09:34Shut up.

09:35Sorry.

09:36By the way, I am Cheetah Singh.

09:37What's your name?

09:40Sorry.

09:41Over there.

09:43Oh, my God.

09:45Ranjeet, stop the car.

09:52Take care of the stuff.

10:05Oh, my God.

10:06Stop.

10:07Oh, my God.

10:10Stop.

10:11Stop.

10:13Ranjeet, stop the car.

10:15Ranjeet.

10:16Ranjeet.

10:17I am here.

10:18You are here?

10:19Then who is there?

10:23Where did he go?

10:24Look there.

10:26Let's hide here.

10:27Let's hide here.

10:34Let's hide here.

10:48Whose car is it in the middle of the road?

10:50Hey, it's our AD.

10:51AD?

10:52Greetings, sister-in-law.

10:53Hey, what are you doing?

10:54Greetings, sister-in-law.

10:55Greetings to all the elders.

10:58There's the AD.

11:05Oh, my God.

11:16Get down.

11:17Get down from the car.

11:18What are you doing?

11:19Now sit.

11:24He is taking the girl away.

11:26Ranjeet, it was such a big deal.

11:2950 crores.

11:31He will kill her.

11:32Yes, Papita.

11:33Papita, tell me.

11:35Okay, I will see.

11:38Wife's phone.

11:39The water in the tap is not working.

11:40I need a plumber.

11:43Your plumber and washer went to get oil.

11:47Brother Cheetah, you are alive.

11:48We heard that you had an encounter.

11:50What are you saying?

11:51What am I saying?

11:52After hearing the news of your death,

11:54my mother died in shock.

11:57Aunt Sudha passed away?

11:59When?

12:00When?

12:01What are you doing?

12:02We were in Haridwar.

12:03They are setting up a new gym.

12:05It took some time to discuss.

12:06It's a big setup, right?

12:09Shreya, these are all my friends.

12:11Hi.

12:12Azhari, Murari and Cheetah.

12:15When I was working in a finance company for a few days,

12:17they were working with me.

12:19Azhari.

12:21Public relations officer.

12:23And Murari.

12:24We were legal advisors.

12:25We used to open and close the office.

12:28We were watchmen.

12:30And this is Shreya.

12:31Peepee's sister-in-law.

12:32And my...

12:33Sister-in-law.

12:34Your sister-in-law.

12:35Your sister-in-law.

12:37It's Durjan's phone.

12:38What should I do?

12:40Talk to him.

12:41Not me.

12:42Talk to him.

12:43Talk to him.

12:46Yes, Babita.

12:47I am sending Plumber.

12:49What are you saying?

12:51Black Cobra is speaking.

12:53Yes.

12:54Tell me, Plumber.

12:55How much will it cost?

12:57Not Plumber.

12:58Death.

12:59It's Gajrat's phone.

13:00Okay.

13:01You do one thing.

13:02You will get the money.

13:05Plumber Durjan.

13:09Did you disconnect it?

13:11Start it.

13:12Change the gear.

13:13Sir, it won't run faster than this.

13:15Why won't it run faster than this?

13:16Sir, the car will break down.

13:22They have gone far.

13:25The car is also not running, sir.

13:29Here.

13:30It's broken.

13:31The car is broken.

13:32What do we do now?

13:33Sir, I will fix it.

13:39They will disappear until you see them.

13:42Why are you driving so fast?

13:43Do you want to get killed?

13:44Stop.

13:45Move the car.

13:46Move the car.

13:47Didn't you see the police?

13:51Why have you parked the car in the middle?

13:53Not in the middle.

13:54In the side.

13:55The car is not moving.

13:56That's why I am telling you.

13:57Why isn't it moving?

13:58Go straight.

13:59I will hit you.

14:01What will you hit?

14:02Come.

14:03I will hit you.

14:07Remember his number.

14:08Yes, sir.

14:09He looks like a criminal.

14:10There they are.

14:13I am telling you to go straight.

14:14Am I your driver?

14:25I will hit you.

14:29I am telling you to stop.

14:31The bullet didn't reach there.

14:32How will your voice reach there?

14:36I think they are crazy people.

14:37Maybe they have found out that there is 50 crores in the car.

14:40Murari, tell me something.

14:42I don't understand if the police are following us or not.

14:44But who is he?

14:45He is firing bullets and following us.

14:46What is he doing?

14:47This van belongs to him.

14:48He is running away with the van.

14:49Someone shouldn't run away with his van.

14:51Stop the van.

14:52Stop the van.

14:53This van won't stop now.

14:54We also want to live.

14:55Stop the car.

14:56We will get down.

14:57Your uncle is following us.

14:58What about him?

14:59Listen.

15:00I hope he didn't do anything wrong.

15:01He has done something wrong.

15:02Stop the car.

15:07Wife's call.

15:09Yes, Babita.

15:10I am sending the plumber.

15:14Okay.

15:17Wife?

15:18Plumber.

15:19No, Durjan.

15:20Okay, talk to me.

15:21Talk to the speaker.

15:22Yes, Durjan.

15:23Not Durjan.

15:25Durjan Singh.

15:27Not speak.

15:29Speak.

15:30Yes, sir.

15:31I am Durjan Singh.

15:33I am working for you.

15:35How much more time?

15:36Wait, Durjan.

15:37Wait.

15:38But listen.

15:39Yes.

15:40My knowledge says that the matter is different.

15:43Do one thing.

15:44Stop the car.

15:45We will get down and ask him what the matter is.

15:47Stop the car.

15:56Give me my cap.

15:57She is after me.

15:59Get out.

16:01I told you to get down first.

16:02Mother and sister have come to do it.

16:05Stop.

16:08Pull.

16:09Come on.

16:10Come on.

16:11Come on.

16:12Come on.

16:13Come on.

16:14Come on.

16:16Come on.

16:17Come on.

16:18Come on.

16:19Come on.

16:20Come on.

16:33He is back again.

16:42Hey, what is this?

16:44Oh, no.

16:46Boss, bullets were fired because of him.

16:50Oh, my God.

16:51Come on.

16:52No.

16:53Pick up the bag.

16:54Leave the bag.

16:55You will get stuck.

17:03Scoundrel.

17:04Oh, my God.

17:05What if his life is lost?

17:08You are worried about his life and I am worried about my stuff.

17:11Ranjeet, tell me one thing.

17:13Are you with them or with me?

17:15Idiot.

17:22Idiot, we should give this jewelry to the police.

17:24Otherwise, we will get into trouble.

17:25Shreya, have you gone mad?

17:26We have got such a big treasure.

17:28And you are asking us to give it to the police.

17:29We are lucky.

17:30We are very lucky.

17:32We almost died because of this bag.

17:34I will shoot myself on the chest for this stuff.

17:36But...

17:37Get down quickly, Ranjeet.

17:39Run.

17:41What do I say, Ranjeet?

17:44You are also seeing what I am seeing.

17:46Yes.

17:47But what am I seeing?

17:49That they are not here.

17:51We don't want this bag.

17:52We don't want this bag.

17:53We will get hanged.

17:54Where did they go?

17:55Scoundrel.

17:57You are seeing what I am seeing.

18:00What am I seeing?

18:01Look there.

18:02I am telling you to take out the gold from the bag.

18:04And leave the bag here.

18:05What are you saying?

18:06Hey, that is my stuff.

18:07Hey, run.

18:08Sit down.

18:09Let's go.

18:12Catch him.

18:15Don't come here.

18:16This is very dangerous.

18:17He will kill us.

18:18Sit down.

18:19Shut up.

18:20My stuff.

18:21Let's go.

18:24Come.

18:26Look there.

18:27Inside.

18:39Come.

18:40Let's go.

Top Comedy Scene - हजारी धीरे-धीरे सारे छीते हमारे ऊपर आ रहे है - Rajpal Yadav, Vijay Raaz, Sanjay Mishra

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