00:00Hey, what's up? I'm Tyler from Sworn In. I do vocals.
00:12Hey, what's up? I'm Kenny. I do guitar.
00:14This is our van, good old Keith.
00:16We call it Keith Vortex. You don't want to know why.
00:18I'll show you around.
00:23Alright, up front, this is the cockpit, you know.
00:25This is where business gets done.
00:27We got our speaker system in here, our computer monitors.
00:30Duct tape down with a Realtree camouflage.
00:33Got a sub down here.
00:35We got cough medicine. It's an essential.
00:38We're all sick right now.
00:40Our CD drive doesn't work, so nothing to show you in there.
00:45We got baby wipes for, you know, if you're ever getting a little dirty,
00:49or down and dirty, as they might say.
00:51Am I right?
00:53You know, this is where the driver sits.
00:55It's usually Sean or Chris.
00:57Front seat, no one ever wants to sit in the front seat.
00:59The funny thing is, it doesn't have a headrest on it,
01:02so it's just like this.
01:04It's not too great.
01:06It's really about it up here.
01:07We got a little outlet to charge your phone,
01:09and a shitload of garbage.
01:10We used to have a garbage can, but Chris threw up in it,
01:12so that's kind of out of there.
01:14I'm going to take you on back really quick.
01:16I'm going to show you the undercarriage,
01:17aka the masturbation station.
01:19You know what I'm saying?
01:21We're the kind of band that likes our privacy.
01:22We're the kind of band that likes our space,
01:24so what we decided to do is we made bunks.
01:26I like to call this one the top bunk.
01:28This one's the undercarriage.
01:29If you got some meat that you want to jerk,
01:30you can go ahead and do it down there.
01:32Or if you got a girl, I'm not going to tell anybody.
01:34Maybe you will, maybe I won't, I don't know.
01:36Anyway, we have, it's made out of wood.
01:42I really don't think there's much else to say about it.
01:44It's really cold and uncomfortable.
01:46Pretty much what we have going on is just some hardwood floors
01:48with a little bit of a futon on it
01:50for a little bit of that Japanese look to it
01:52because we like to get classy and shit, you feel me?
01:54Over here we got our trailer.
01:56Big piece of shit.
01:58Come over here and I'll show you some more.
02:00Over here you got the driver's seat.
02:01This is pretty much the person that's in control.
02:03If you're the driver, you can control if somebody lives or dies.
02:06This is the steering wheel.
02:07If you touch the steering wheel, you could die.
02:12We smoke, we drink, we're supposed to stop, but we can't.
02:16Come over here and I'll show you some more.
02:18Last but not least, the two rows, the majesties.
02:21This is where your boy Kenny and me, myself, sleep.
02:24Get some nice shut eyes, do some teenager things.
02:27We got blankets, backpacks,
02:29everything essential you need to be on the road.
02:31Pretty much, if you got some boogers that you want to pick,
02:33you can put it on the bottom.
02:34If you got some dookie that you want to scratch,
02:36you can put it under there too.
02:37I'm not going to tell anybody.
02:38No one knows.
02:40That's about it.
02:41Yeah, so deuces.
02:46Deuces.
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