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00:00Look, a boy is telling me, he is saying, brother Barkat,

00:01a pressure cooker is better than us,

00:03whose girl runs on a single whistle.

00:09Now look, the husband is saying to the wife,

00:10you are at home all day,

00:12still the house is not cleaned.

00:13Wife says, you are also in the office all day,

00:15then why are we not rich?

00:21Now in the summer, before running the AC, fan, fridge at home,

00:24keep in mind that

00:25you have to cross 200 units,

00:26you have to cross the Indian border.

00:30This is a fan.

00:32Look, a guy is telling me,

00:33brother Barkat, it was very hot today,

00:35so I flipped the calendar and set the month to December.

00:37Then I felt peaceful.

00:42One thing is that

00:42heat and humiliation are the same.

00:44Yes.

00:44As long as you don't feel it and it doesn't hurt.

00:50A guy sat in the heat without a coat.

00:53The guard is looking at him again and again.

00:54The guy is saying, hey, what are you looking at?

00:56The guard is saying, I am thinking,

00:57where will you get the rent from?

01:00Your hair problem will be solved.

01:02How?

01:02You flip it.

01:03Yes.

01:08Today's children are so rude.

01:10You see, the teacher is telling the small child,

01:12your family is wasting money on you.

01:15The child is saying and the school is on you.

01:20Let me tell you one thing,

01:21you don't know about my education,

01:22I have done CA.

01:23Complete rest.

01:25Electricity has become such in our country

01:26that if someone stands near a PMT

01:28and shouts a little,

01:29it will rain,

01:30then electricity comes on.

01:34You know when was the most insulting childhood?

01:36When?

01:37When the household members

01:38used to send something from the shop

01:39and ask for it back.

01:45The one who can make an ID

01:46on the name of the girls.

01:47The one who can make an ID

01:48on the name of the girls.

01:49The one who can make an ID

01:50on the name of the girls.

01:51The one who can make an ID

01:52on the name of the girls.

01:53The one who can make an ID

01:54He can make an ID in the name of girls and he can also apply lipstick of his own

02:03Now in the hands of the father, the son's mobile phone was installed

02:05After the Fajr prayer, the girl got a message

02:07My Shona has prayed

02:09The father replied, I am his father speaking

02:11He said, you also pray, you are not a Muslim

02:17The husband is saying to the wife, if I win the lottery, what will you do?

02:20The wife says, I will take half the money and go to my mother's place forever

02:23The husband says, I have won a lottery of Rs. 1000, take Rs. 500 and go

02:30In our country, people do not give credit to the doctor after recovering from the disease

02:34They give it to the money, if it costs Rs. 6000, then I will go and get it cured

02:41But if the wife makes a mistake, then understand that the fault is of the mistake

02:46My friend was going at night

02:48He saw a woman sitting in the graveyard

02:50He said, sister, are you not afraid?

02:52You are sitting in the graveyard so late at night

02:54He said, what is there to be afraid of?

02:56It was hot inside, I came out

03:02A boy is saying to me, brother Barkat

03:04Believe me, I used to chat with him all night

03:06Then one day he wrote the place of sleeping

03:08I sleep

03:11The wife says, go to the neighborhood

03:13See, husband and wife are fighting

03:15Husband says, I went once or twice, that's why

03:20In our country, women start lying about their age when their face starts speaking the truth

03:30If a man is rich, then his wife should give him his tin

03:36If a man is rich, then his wife should give him his tin

03:46Friend, there should be someone who looks at your face and tells you what bad thoughts are going on in your mind

03:56Pakistanis have spent 76 years waiting for good days

03:59Every 5 years you find out that the days that have passed were good

04:06A man was laughing and talking to his wife

04:09Then he saw who she was

04:13I have a question, you three answer

04:15A woman makes 20 rotis in an hour

04:18So how many rotis will 20 women make in an hour?

04:21I don't know

04:22She won't make even one, the conversation won't end

04:28A friend of mine was admitted in the hospital

04:30The nurse said, you are called sister here

04:32Doesn't your husband have a problem?

04:34It's been so many years

04:40And I say, there are only two ways to live a good life

04:42Be single yourself and make your friend single

04:50Make yourself so famous that every girl asks you what your number is

04:54And I want to say one thing, calling a girl aunty is like putting your hand on a honeycomb

05:08Why is there a picture of girls on a pack of soap? Don't we boys bathe?

05:16If there is a feast in your house and you make such people stand at the gate of your house

05:20Believe me, after eating, every person will wash their hands

05:24A boy was saying that he used to talk to her by stopping her pee

05:30He used to talk to her by stopping her pee

05:32He used to talk to her by stopping her pee

05:34The marriage didn't happen, it became a stone

05:40If you stand near a transformer and say it's going to rain, the electricity will go

05:49A hen was crossing the road with her three children

05:52After crossing the road, a hen's child said, we five have crossed the road

05:56Think how five?

05:57He is a child, he can say anything

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