00:00You do an impression of Jennifer Coolidge.
00:02Which is unbelievable.
00:03One guy was like, I want it!
00:05Give us a little taste.
00:06God, you look like the 4th of July.
00:10Taking the dog, dumbass.
00:12I do one impression, and it's the weirdest impression.
00:15I should have, like, a Christopher Walken or something,
00:17and I have a Kristen Stewart.
00:19I did it to her, and she was like,
00:20oh, man, I do that with my mouth.
00:22And I was like, you're doing it now, I know!
00:24Can you do maybe Kristen Stewart
00:25explaining what Pitch Perfect 3 is about?
00:27You know, there's, like, the Bellas are out of college,
00:29and, um, they go on a USO tour,
00:32and there's, like, you know, hilarity ensues, so.
00:34Because Tracy told me, he went to your house,
00:37and you made him, as he said over and over again to me,
00:40ballpark Franks!
00:42He said, I went over there, he made me Franks!
00:44Ballpark Franks!
00:46That's why I'm going to always be cool with Eddie,
00:48because he made me them Franks!
00:49You had these scenes with Christopher Walken
00:51in Wedding Crashers, and I got to think,
00:53as an actor, that's got to be a dream come true.
00:55I was very intimidated by him.
00:56He's the normal guy who's like, hey, how you doing?
00:58It's not like that.
00:59He just sort of sits there in the makeup chair,
01:01and he's like, pineapple.
01:02I like to eat it.
01:04Drew Barrymore.
01:05Thank you so much.
01:07Thank you.
01:08I'm so honored.
01:10I'm talking about substitute teaching.
01:11Who is the teacher?
01:13Her name is Abby, Abby Adamson.
01:15We shot Guardians of the Galaxy here in London,
01:17and my wife, Anna, came out to visit,
01:19and she fell in love with this show,
01:21The Only Way is Essex.
01:23It's, like, basically their jersey shorts.
01:24So, like, on a say, like, I saw this guy.
01:27Michael cheated on me when he was in a beef out,
01:29and, of course, he's telling me, he's like,
01:31I miss you or whatever, and I'm like,
01:33miss me?
01:34What am I, your mother?
01:36You brought Michael Jackson and Prince together.
01:38One time we had a show in Vegas.
01:40Michael Jackson called.
01:41Hey, what's Michael?
01:42I heard you guys are doing a show tonight.
01:44Yeah, we're going at 9 o'clock.
01:45Oh, rats.
01:46I got to put the kids to sleep.
01:47So I was like, well, I'm performing with Prince later on.
01:49Michael came to see me rock with Prince.
01:51Prince steps off the stage and plays the bass
01:53in Michael Jackson's face.
01:55Michael Jackson leaves and goes home and says,
01:56meet me in the house for breakfast.
01:58So I go to his house for breakfast.
01:59First words he says,
02:01why was Prince playing the bass in my face?
02:03Oh, did I say that?
02:04Prince, he's just being nice, you know?
02:06No, Prince, he's always been a meanie.
02:08Okay, on the actor side is Jennifer Lawrence.
02:11They told me not to do a game show,
02:12but I was like, screw it, I can have fun.
02:14I'm a regular person.
02:15Name a bad habit that you just can't quit.
02:17Jennifer.
02:19I'm just, like, a snackaholic.
02:20I mean, I love Pringles.
02:22If no one's looking, I'll eat, like, a whole can.
02:24Every day is my cheat day, you know what I mean?
02:26Oh, how annoyingly relatable.
02:28I was in the studio with Lenny Kravitz.
02:31He was doing something with Jay-Z,
02:32and he, you know, he talked...
02:34Ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:35Yeah, D, I'm gonna play this for you, D.
02:38That's how he is, yeah.
02:39You know, I'm gonna put this on for you, man.
02:41Just tell me what you think.
02:42You went to Broadway one night and sat next to Katherine Hepburn.
02:45It didn't go so well.
02:46No, it didn't.
02:47It's an empty seat beside me, and suddenly I hear,
02:49excuse me, get out of my way, move that umbrella, you idiot.
02:52She sits right here, and I'm thinking,
02:54I'm not gonna say anything.
02:55Act one ends, and Rosemary Harris is an actress on the plane.
02:57She does a dramatic diatribe and collapses on the stage.
03:00And I turn to Hepburn, forgetting it's Hepburn.
03:02I say, isn't she classy?
03:04And she, because I'm talking to her like a real person, says,
03:06she certainly is.
03:07Rosemary has an ability to be real in the moment,
03:10very much like Spencer, very much like the best people
03:12that you've ever met in your life.
03:14And as she's saying that, I'm thinking,
03:16I'm talking to Katherine Hepburn.
03:17So I say to her, well, Miss Hepburn, you're no slouch.
03:20She looks at me and says, thank you.
03:21And then she turns to the first, do you mind if I change seats?
03:24Would you mind telling us the story
03:25about when you were nominated, and you had the beads?
03:29In New Zealand, where we filmed Lord of the Rings,
03:31if you're lucky, when you leave, you're
03:32given a piece of green stone, and it'll bring you a bit of luck.
03:35So when those films were nominated for something
03:37like 20 Oscars, everybody from New Zealand
03:40was wearing the green stone, punami.
03:42And when we're on the red carpet going into the ceremony,
03:46I met Maggie Smith.
03:47Mm, hello.
03:48What are you here for?
03:49I said, well, Lord of the Rings.
03:51She said, what's that around your neck?
03:52And I said, it's my punami.
03:54I own your punami.
03:55What's that for?
03:56I said, well, if I wear it, it'll bring me luck.
03:57And oh, very nice.
03:59And we went our separate ways.
04:00And at the end, of course, everyone else
04:02wins the Oscar apart from you.
04:03And a bit dejected, you're coming out looking forward
04:05to a drink, and you bump into Maggie Smith,
04:07and she points at you, and she says, it didn't work, did it?
04:09OK, Holly Hunter talking about a gas station.
04:12I love Holly Hunter.
04:13Oh, I love her, too.
04:14This is great, Jimmy.
04:15This is so superior to that service station on Wilshire.
04:19You got all sorts of snacks, Skittles, Starbursts,
04:21sunflower seeds if you're trying to watch your sugar.
04:23People just do impressions of you, don't they?
04:25Am I in your canon?
04:26Can I have the cards?
04:28So, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
04:31So you, so you, you've never been on the show?
04:34I feel your pain, Bob.
04:36Gal Gadot, she hosted SNL.
04:39I was with Aidy Bryant.
04:41We were just like, oh, OK, now we
04:42know that we are Midwestern toads compared
04:45to this, like, Mediterranean goddess.
04:47Everything she says is like a prophecy.
04:50I asked her, do you have hobbies, Gal?
04:52And she was like, I love to go to the beach.
04:56I love to paddle board.
04:57I love to go to the Maldives.
05:00Do you have a hobby, Kate?
05:01And I was like, I watch Dateline.
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