00:00I used to be naked around my kids all the time and I knew that like the time would come where
00:04that would have to end and that time is now because they were body shaming me.
00:12They'd be like, hey come look at mom's disgusting butt and mom how come your boobs are so long?
00:25And mom why are you always crossing your legs every time you sneeze?
00:30Because of you.
00:38I mean what about them you know when they were born and they had all that white crust in their
00:44hair that had to comb out with olive oil like cradle cap and when their heads were bigger than
00:51their bodies and when their three front teeth are missing and they look like toddler vampires.
00:56Did I make fun of them? Yes behind their back in front of crowds of people like a normal mom.
01:09So my husband and I talked and we sat them down and we were like you're not going to be seeing
01:15mama naked anymore and I figured they'd just see it as a win and move on
01:20and instead they yelled and screamed and said that I'm not allowed to see them naked anymore.
01:26Great I think the rules are working.
01:33Oh man I love my kids man I do and I kind of think they're like coming around to me a little
01:39bit like my eight-year-old calls me bruh now. There have been a couple times where he's caught
01:44himself like with his arms around me and he's like oh this is a hug hang on one second uh
01:50how do I make this go my way body slam mom.
01:55Take that and this morning like for my birthday all I wanted was a hug
02:04but I settled for a secret handshake.
02:08It's pretty cool you know I think that's like a boy mom kind of thing
02:11and then my five-year-old he just wants to start breastfeeding again so you know it's very flattering.
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