00:00This is not real.
00:05This is not real.
00:06This is not real.
00:07This isn't happening.
00:08Kate, tell me this isn't really happening.
00:13I hear there's something you don't like the looks of.
00:16We discovered a very large comet.
00:18Oh, good for you.
00:19It's headed directly towards Earth.
00:22This comet is what we call a planet killer.
00:26At this exact moment, I say we sit tight and assess.
00:30Sit tight and assess?
00:32Sit tight.
00:33And then assess.
00:34The sit tight part comes first, then you gotta digest it.
00:37That's the assessment period.
00:40This is the worst news in the history of humanity.
00:42He just blew us off.
00:43What are we gonna do?
00:44We have to release the information.
00:45So we just leak it.
00:49Our guests today have made a pretty big discovery in space.
00:53How big is this thing, though?
00:55Can it destroy my ex-wife's house?
00:56Is that possible?
00:57There's a 100% chance that we're all going to die!
01:02Kate?
01:03Kate?
01:04Kate?
01:05Well, the handsome astronomer can come back anytime, but the yelling lady, not so much.
01:11We're gonna get the news out there one way or another.
01:15It's real and it's coming.
01:17FBI!
01:18Jesus Christ!
01:19You could have just called me!
01:21This comet contains 30 trillion dollars worth of material.
01:24What if trillions of dollars mattered if we're all gonna die?
01:27Oh, no!
01:28We're rich!
01:29That would be terrible!
01:30Let's go!
01:34You guys discovered a comet?
01:36I have a tattoo of a shooting star on my back.
01:39Oh, that's terrific.
01:43This could be a complete disaster.
01:45This is already a disaster.
01:52You know that girl from YFGV said we're all gonna die?
01:54No.
01:55Yo, bro!
01:58You'll never take me alive!
02:02There it is!
02:03A giant comet hurling its way towards Earth!
02:08Can you see it?
02:09I can't!
02:10My head is in a bag!
02:14I did have the FBI put that bag over your head.
02:16They don't do that.
02:17The CIA does, but I made them do it.
02:19You know, I had a feeling.
02:20It's a good feeling, because that is what I did and it was very funny and cool.
