00:00You are a perfect fit. Welcome aboard.
00:05I'm so hungry.
00:07Is the interview over?
00:10I'm sorry, I cannot hire you.
00:11Wait, but you just said yes.
00:13Yes, but now I'm saying no.
00:14Yes.
00:15No.
00:16Why?
00:17Because I want them.
00:18But...
00:19Her.
00:20You said me that I have a perfect CV.
00:21Yeah, but she has perfect jugs.
00:23What?
00:24What?
00:26Are you really going to hire her because of her looks?
00:30Of course not. Who told you that?
00:32You did.
00:33We are going to have a double interview.
00:35Whoever pleases me the most...
00:37I mean, whoever surprises me the most gets the job.
00:41All right, work experience.
00:44I was a head of analytics at the biggest company in the city.
00:51I used to work as a stripper.
00:55As a stripper?
00:57That's it?
00:59That's amazing, Petra.
01:01Okay, it's fine.
01:04Education?
01:05Cambridge and Oxford.
01:07Cambridge, psychology.
01:08Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:13And you?
01:17The college.
01:20The school.
01:22Do you at least know the alphabet?
01:25No?
01:26A, B...
01:28C!
01:30D...
01:32G...
01:34G...
01:43Are you kidding me?
01:45You're still here?
01:46Yes!
01:47All right.
01:48What's the square root of 3,721?
01:5262.
01:53Wrong, it's 62.
01:54What?
01:55Now you.
01:56I have a very difficult task for you.
01:59You have two apples.
02:01Your grandfather takes one apple from you.
02:04How many apples do you have?
02:05What?
02:10You have two apples.
02:12Your grandfather takes one apple from you.
02:16How many apples do you have?
02:36What color is my tie?
02:38Your tie.
02:46Really?
02:48One!
02:49One apple my grandfather stole, right?
02:52Exactly!
02:53One apple!
02:55Catherine, you have so many pluses!
03:01Young lady, you are hired.
03:04No!
03:05What do you mean, no?
03:06You can't hire her.
03:07Oh, really?
03:08I think I just did that.
03:09What about practicals?
03:11You want practicals?
03:12You got it!
03:15Let's get started then.
03:16Prepare these reports.
03:18Translate these documents into Bulgarian.
03:22Clean the office.
03:25Fix the coffee machine.
03:29Fix my discs.
03:33Do his homework.
03:38Teach him some tricks.
03:39And the most difficult of all...
03:43Untangle my headphones.
03:47And as for you...
03:50Can you please...
03:52Copy this document?
03:55One copy.
03:58Thank you.
03:59Get to work!
04:01Hello.
04:02Mr. Bateman.
04:03What time is it?
04:04Cold winter, sir?
04:085 minutes later.
04:29And your grandfather...
04:31Stole it.
04:33How many apples do you have?
04:35One.
04:37Two.
04:40Three.
04:41Four.
04:42Five.
04:43Six.
04:44Seven.
04:45Eight.
04:46Nine.
04:4710.
04:4811.
04:4912.
04:5013.
04:5114.
04:5215.
04:5316.
04:5417.
04:5518.
04:5619.
04:5720.
04:5821.
04:5922.
05:0023.
05:0124.
05:0225.
05:0326.
05:0427.
05:0528.
05:07Finally.
05:08You did a great job.
05:09But...
05:10Why don't you take a look at what great job...
05:15Did...
05:16Our new amazing worker.
05:19Look at this copy.
05:21Work of art.
05:26You...
05:28Are hired.
05:29No, I've had enough.
05:31This is discrimination.
05:33You only hire...
05:35Pretty girls.
05:37That's nice.
05:39Isn't it?
05:48Hey!
05:50Look, it's not even an office.
05:52It's a strip club.
05:53What do you mean?
05:54It's all working.
05:55Really?
05:56It's not even plugged in.
05:58Oh, come on.
05:59It's all in her head, right?
06:02What is that?
06:06I mean...
06:07I mean, look.
06:08She's...
06:10Great job.
06:12Look.
06:13What do you think?
06:14I sleep with everyone here?
06:15No, no.
06:16Of course not.
06:17Of course not.
06:18Why would I?
06:21This is just an inside joke.
06:23Do you find this normal?
06:26This is my building.
06:28They are all my property.
06:30And I do with them whatever I want.
06:33What?
06:35I don't think so.
06:37What did you just say?
06:39I'm the CEO of the company.
06:41And it was the test you failed.
06:44What?
06:45You're fired.
06:47Me?
06:48And all the employees will be reassessed with a new boss.
06:52No.
06:54Someone really has an impressive resume.
06:57You're a good fit.
06:58Welcome aboard.
06:59Thank you.
07:01Sorry I'm late.
07:03Is the interview over?
07:05Oh my gosh.
07:07F*** off.
07:13Hi.
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