Hoshyarian Tottay Ki Shadi, Haroon Rafiq Banen Gay Shehbala

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00:00Yes, Irza?

00:01We have a parrot with us today.

00:03Why is it here?

00:04Because it's a tarot card reader.

00:06But it's a smart parrot.

00:08No, it will draw cards.

00:09And it's smarter than before.

00:11But look at him, he's been hit by a stick.

00:14No, sir. I didn't get hit by a stick.

00:15Then?

00:16I have a sore throat.

00:18Oh, so you had to stay at home if you had a sore throat.

00:20Actually, I've fallen in love with him.

00:22I got him for some time.

00:24But Arzu is married.

00:26What?

00:27Arzu is married? Why didn't you tell me?

00:29What's wrong with me?

00:30Hey, hey!

00:31What's wrong with you?

00:32You had a sore throat.

00:33Yes.

00:34And you didn't even ask me before you abused me.

00:40Hey, parrot!

00:41Yes, Ustad Salim?

00:43Go away, Ustad Salim.

00:44You've taught me how to ride a cycle.

00:45No, I..

00:47Why have you come today?

00:48Sir, actually..

00:49Can I play some sad music?

00:51Yes, play some sad music.

00:53The thing is, after meditating in the jungles of Bengal for 25 years..

00:57Yes?

00:58..I've come here with a very beautiful car.

01:03Oh!

01:04I'll tell you what's going to happen to you.

01:06There are such kids whose father tells them

01:08that they can never stand on their own two feet.

01:12The first parrot is lying on the cat's feet.

01:15So, should we get the fowl out first or should we go to the audience?

01:18No, no, first get the fowl out.

01:19Come on, get someone's fowl out.

01:21Okay, give me the fowl. I'll do it.

01:23Go ahead.

01:24Go, go, go.

01:26Oh, wow, wow, wow.

01:27Is there an assistant?

01:28It's not going in my beak.

01:31Go and assist the parrot.

01:33Malaika is coming.

01:34The fowl has come to the palace.

01:38Okay, thank you very much.

01:40Actually, I didn't need an assistant.

01:42I just wanted to get a glimpse of you.

01:45Malaika.

01:46Yes?

01:47How are the circumstances at home?

01:48Very good.

01:49You fight with your husband, right?

01:51Never.

01:51Then get lost from here.

01:53What?

01:56I..

02:01Mithu, I have come to help you.

02:03Don't talk nonsense.

02:05But whose fowl is coming out?

02:08Mithu, tell me whose fowl should we get out first?

02:11Who is getting it out?

02:12Let's get Mr. Agha's fowl out.

02:14Okay, take this.

02:15Wait, let me read the mantra first.

02:16Okay.

02:17I forgot the mantra.

02:20Give it to me.

02:23This is the fowl.

02:23Hold it.

02:24What is written on it?

02:26Show it to me.

02:29There is a happy face on it.

02:32Oh, I got it.

02:34Yes.

02:34Mr. Agha, congratulations.

02:36What happened?

02:36There will never be happiness in your life.

02:40There is a happy face on it.

02:42No, it means that

02:43there is going to be happiness in your life.

02:45Wow.

02:46I mean..

02:48Wow.

02:49Wow.

02:50Wow, Mr. Agha.

02:51Let's get Gokha's fowl out.

02:52Okay.

02:53Let's get Gokha's fowl out.

02:54Let me read the mantra first.

02:55Read it.

02:56I forgot the mantra.

02:59Give it to me.

03:01Hold it.

03:02Look, what is written on it.

03:05Show it to me.

03:08There is a bird on it.

03:10And there is something in its beak.

03:13Oh.

03:14Gokha means, where will it be made?

03:15Gokha.

03:17He will tell us.

03:17It means that it will grow up and become a bird

03:21and there will be something in its beak.

03:22What will be in its beak?

03:23You will know it.

03:25This is a bird.

03:28Leave the rest.

03:29Is there any woman who doesn't have a bird in her house?

03:31There is one.

03:33Who?

03:34Charlie.

03:35Wow.

03:36May God bless you.

03:38Show us its fowl, Charlie.

03:39Show us.

03:40Charlie's fowl.

03:41This is a very beautiful bird.

03:42Charlie's fowl.

03:43Look at it.

03:44It is a very beautiful bird.

03:45Look at it.

03:47Wow.

03:47What is written on it?

03:49There is a frog on it.

03:52Frog.

03:53It means that their struggle is not yet over.

03:57What will be in my fowl?

03:59Show us Ali's fowl.

03:59Let's show Amaan's fowl.

04:01You also pray that something good happens.

04:03Wait a minute.

04:04Read the mantra.

04:05Read it.

04:06It will get stuck in the cream.

04:08It will get stuck in the cream.

04:09It will get stuck in the cream.

04:10It will get stuck in the cream.

04:11Let's do it on one side.

04:12Here you go.

04:13It will bite you.

04:15It will bite you.

04:16Go.

04:18What did you say?

04:19Go.

04:21Okay, show us.

04:24What is written on it?

04:25There is a sword on it.

04:27Oh.

04:28It means that I am fighting against Tipu Sultan.

04:30Yes.

04:30I understood.

04:32What does it mean?

04:33This fowl has a sword in it.

04:35I liked it.

04:36Show us the other side.

04:37There is a watch on it.

04:38There is no watch on it.

04:41What does it mean?

04:42It means that

04:44when it leaves this world, it will make a lot of watches.

04:48Yes.

04:49There is one thing.

04:52He is my brother and my friend.

04:53I will make him cook.

04:55If you can make such a big fowl

04:57then tell us how long will you sell your two shops to Saleem?

05:00Yes.

05:01Wow.

05:02I will also make it.

05:03Yes.

05:04Please throw it.

05:05Okay.

05:06I will make a big fowl.

05:08I will make a big fowl.

05:10Here you go.

05:14What an insolent fowl.

05:16It is a good fowl.

05:17You don't have to take money for it.

05:20Mr. Arun, look at this.

05:21There are bricks on it.

05:23There are bricks on it.

05:24Whose fowl is this?

05:26This is Saleem's fowl.

05:28Yes, Saleem's fowl.

05:29I understood.

05:30You don't sell puris.

05:31You sell puras.

05:32You have to sell bricks.

05:34You have to sell bricks.

05:36You tell us.

05:38This means that

05:41according to the lines

05:43your shops will not be sold there.

05:50Grandpa.

05:55I have got a lot of love.

05:56I have got a lot of love for you.

06:05I think he didn't bring the perfume.

06:08He is breaking his neck again.

06:11No, I am coming.

06:12Listen to me.

06:13You go to my father.

06:14You don't have to do this for me.

06:17Mr. Arun's fowl is also sold.

06:18Yes.

06:19Now it is Mr. Arun's turn.

06:20Okay?

06:21Mr. Arun's fowl.

06:22Okay.

06:23Give him a job.

06:26Give him a job.

06:27Give him a job.

06:29Give it to him.

06:30Yes.

06:31Give it to him.

06:34Girl.

06:36This means that

06:39this means that

06:42What happened?

06:43That you will be the groom

06:45at my and Malaika's wedding.

06:49Look, parrot.

06:50Our audience has been waiting for a long time.

06:52Where is it?

06:53You wait here.

06:54We will talk to them too.

06:55Malaika.

06:56Yes.

06:57This promise has started to fall on me.

07:00I will come to you again.

07:01Okay?

07:02Promise?

07:03Yes.

07:04I don't know.

07:05After a minute I will give you polio.

07:06You are a fool.

07:07Polio is not a disease.

07:11It is a disease.

07:14Look, there is one more.

07:23He has become very insecure.

07:25He has changed.

07:26Look at him.

07:28He is looking so thin.

07:30He has started to look thin.

07:31Mr. Agha, you have become safe.

07:33Sir, actually I weigh 180 kgs.

07:35But 80 kgs is my own weight.

07:36And 100 kgs is my mother's love.

07:40And I feed her desi food.

07:42Mother's love is not a joke.

07:45He weighs less than 180 kgs.

07:46Is your son fat?

07:47Yes.

07:48He is not 180 kgs.

07:49He is more than that.

07:50He is more than that.

07:51He is so fat.

07:52When he is born.

07:53Talk to him.

07:54He says, yes.

07:55Brother, I don't want to weigh more than 190 kgs.

07:56You do it.

07:59He is so fat.

08:00When he is born.

08:01He says, who is he?

08:02He says, the one who is fat.

08:04When he is born.

08:05He sleeps alone.

08:06The whole family sleeps together.

08:08Brother Ali, how do you fit on the seat of the plane?

08:11Oh yes.

08:12Where the luggage is not kept.

08:14And he says, the plane should not get to know.

08:17He is the only kid who can book it.

08:21Sir, I have a funny incident of the plane.

08:23The one who sits on the seat of the plane.

08:25The seat is tied.

08:26And the seat says, next, next.

08:29Sir, actually I was going to South Africa.

08:32The economy seat was very tight.

08:34So a white lady was with me.

08:36It is not tight.

08:37It is fine.

08:38It is tight for you.

08:39It was tight for me.

08:40She was a white lady.

08:41So I was sitting there.

08:42I was spreading my legs.

08:43So I touched the lady a little.

08:45And she called the nurse.

08:46And said, you please.

08:47Nurse.

08:48Nurse.

08:49She called the nurse.

08:52Sir, he is an air hostess.

08:55She called the nurse.

08:56And said, go to the hospital.

08:59I think he is in a hospital.

09:01I think he is in a hospital.

09:04And then she announced that

09:05our hospital is going to land.

09:08She called the nurse.

09:09Sir, she told me that she is an air hostess.

09:11I am not a nurse.

09:12I see.

09:13I see.

09:14Here you, Mridaki.

09:15Just report.

09:17What is this?

09:18Again, again.

09:19Sir, didn't she come to the dining room?

09:20She said, you just please come this way.

09:23You just please come this way.

09:25What is this?

09:26Sir, she came to the dining room.

09:27She said, you just please come this way.

09:28I see.

09:29Sir, I will tell you what she said.

09:30She said, it is very difficult for me to sit here.

09:32Can I have another seat?

09:34You speak better English than that white lady.

09:37And she also said, see this what is.

09:41Then she changed my seat.

09:43There was a white man behind me.

09:45He also cried.

09:46Yes.

09:47While doing that, she spoke to the pilot.

09:49That there is a double seat behind you.

09:51Do something like this.

09:52Then?

09:53Then he gave me a seat in the business class.

09:56Wow, wow, wow, wow.

09:58Sir, please give the mic to the audience.

10:01Yes, greetings.

10:02Greetings.

10:03My name is Muhammad Tauseef.

10:04Yes, Tauseef.

10:05I want to recite a couplet of Nasir Kazmi.

10:06Yes, sir, go ahead.

10:07Nasir Kazmi.

10:08You didn't come, I missed you.

10:09Wow.

10:10Your promise, my friend, was faithful.

10:12There was a lack of meeting you.

10:15My peace, tranquility, was destroyed.

10:17Destroyed.

10:18My mouth was shaking, it cracked many times.

10:20I understood the effect, I prayed.

10:23When my brother opened the Nasir Shah.

10:25He made fun of me.

10:27Wow, wow, wow, wow.

10:33According to me, when I heard the couplet.

10:35No.

10:36It was Nasir Kazmi's couplet.

10:38Brother, this couplet is not in Nasir Kazmi's couplet.

10:44We should ask the person where he read Nasir Kazmi's couplet.

10:47Yes, where did you read Nasir Kazmi's couplet?

10:49I read it in the book.

10:50Which book?

10:51This book.

10:53This is a water book.

10:54Yes.

10:55It's not Nasir Kazmi's.

10:56I read it in the book.

10:57What?

10:58No, sir, this is not his.

10:59Okay, no, this is not Nasir Kazmi's couplet.

11:01He said, don't eat sweets in front of me.

11:05No, brother Tauseef.

11:06The couplet is very good.

11:07I mean, this couplet.

11:08I read it with you.

11:09That means, I remember the couplet.

11:11The couplet is very good.

11:12It's a Punjabi couplet.

11:13But it's not Nasir Shah's.

11:15Nor is it Nasir Kazmi's.

11:16Yes, it's not Nasir Shah's.

11:18I can't say anything.

11:19But the couplet is good.

11:20Very good.

11:21Good.

11:22Next scene.

11:23Hello.

11:24Hello.

11:25Sir, my name is Rizwan Shah Amal.

11:26Wow.

11:27I'm from Bahawalpur.

11:28Very good.

11:29Your show is very good.

11:31Thank you.

11:32Whenever I'm worried, I watch your show.

11:34Wow.

11:35Thank you very much.

11:36God bless you.

11:37I have two couplets.

11:38Give one to Anand.

11:39Give one to Anand.

11:40One for Mr. Agha and one for you.

11:42Wow.

11:43What will you do?

11:44I had secretly sent this rose to you for Mr. Agha.

11:46Secretly?

11:47I had secretly sent this rose to you.

11:48The fragrance spread all over the city.

11:51Wow.

11:52Wow.

11:53Wow.

11:54Wow.

11:55Wow.

11:56Wow.

11:57Mr. Agha, you haven't done any drama in Lahore with Khusboo.

11:58I have done a lot.

11:59Very good.

12:00Then why didn't it spread here?

12:01Why did it spread only in Bahawalpur?

12:02Okay.

12:03By the way, both of you have such a big stage name.

12:06So, tell me.

12:07In your opinion, who has been the best actor on stage so far?

12:14Or is there anyone?

12:15Why is there only one?

12:16Who?

12:17Madam Nargis.

12:18Wow.

12:19Wow.

12:21Sir, shall I recite a poem for you?

12:23No, brother.

12:24No.

12:25Recite.

12:26Recite.

12:27I packed my luggage to meet you.

12:30Yes.

12:31And the dog attacked me.

12:38Yes, son.

12:39We were preparing for our wedding.

12:41When we reached, they said you have a long life.

12:44Wow.

12:45Wow.

12:46This is also your story.

12:48If a person recites a poem like this, the dog will bark again.

12:50Change.

12:51Change.

12:52Very good.

12:53Very good.

12:54Very good.

12:57This is a very good poem.

12:58Where do you live in Bahawalpur?

13:00In the station.

13:01Don't you have a house?

13:02No, sir.

13:03Then what about me?

13:05Yes.

13:06Greetings.

13:07Greetings.

13:08My name is Akiya.

13:09Yes, dear.

13:10Tell me.

13:11Uncle, why do you fight so much?

13:12No, dear.

13:13I don't have such a habit.

13:14I don't fight with anyone.

13:15Have you heard?

13:16I don't fight with anyone.

13:17Dear, he doesn't fight.

13:18He just wears clothes.

13:19No, but he is not a fighter.

13:22Dear, if he was a fighter,

13:24he would have written,

13:25the fashionable design,

13:26wear quality,

13:27clothing,

13:28style,

13:29best madness.

13:31He might have started buying.

13:32Ask him.

13:33Brother, you have a lot of color.

13:34You tell him.

13:35Brother has a lot of new clothes.

13:37You..

13:38Listen to me.

13:39If he has to buy,

13:40he should give 1000 rupees.

13:42Yes, dear.

13:43Greetings, Mr. Arun.

13:44Greetings, brother.

13:45Greetings, brother.

13:46Mr. Arun, I have a question for you.

13:47Yes, brother. Ask him.

13:48The one whom we like,

13:50doesn't like us.

13:52And the one whom we like,

13:53doesn't like us.

13:55Wow.

13:56Wow.

13:57By the way, you didn't tell me your name.

13:58Shaukat Ali.

13:59Okay.

14:00Okay.

14:01Brother Shaukat Ali.

14:02You are unlucky.

14:04In response to this,

14:05Mr. Mishir Badar has written very well.

14:07I didn't say anything on the way.

14:09I never went to his house.

14:11Wow.

14:12I belong to him since my birth.

14:15He doesn't know this till date.

14:17This gift of God is strange.

14:19That this is called destiny.

14:21Wow.

14:22The one whom you wanted,

14:23you got.

14:24The one whom I wanted,

14:25you didn't get.

14:26Wow.

14:27Amazing.

14:28Wow.

14:32Parrot, tell me.

14:33Will you be able to keep our Malaika happy?

14:38How does she stay happy?

14:39By shopping.

14:40By good food.

14:41No.

14:42By good clothes.

14:43No.

14:44By attitude.

14:45No.

14:46By a good car.

14:47No.

14:48By a good car.

14:49Oh damn, Malaika.

14:50You are materialistic.

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