00:00God, you need to be rehabilitated.
00:03Go down, connect with humans, and then you can come back.
00:06You'll live as one of them, sort of.
00:08What do you mean, sort of?
00:11What do you mean, sort of?
00:21What the f...
00:24Dear God, my family's a mess.
00:26My daughter is like a computer going through puberty.
00:28My husband still gets Spider-Man Hannah at the county fair.
00:31And my son's goal in life is vaping, or rollerblading, or rollervaping,
00:36and we're just slowly growing apart.
00:38Behold, I am God.
00:41Jesus Christ!
00:44Remember how I told you God was dead?
00:47Well, I was wrong.
00:48Tis I, your savior.
00:49Meow.
00:50But now I'm basically a mitten with an anus.
00:53I'm only here as a PR boy
00:55to make it look like I give a dump about you people.
00:58Also, this is super satisfying.
01:00The sooner I help you, the sooner I get back to heaven.
01:06You.
01:07Who? Me? Beelzebub? Lady of darkness?
01:09Mission on Earth is to torture you?
01:16At first, I was helping humans just to get back up to heaven.
01:19But after a while, I actually cared about them.
01:22They're my humans, and there's no way I'm letting you corrupt them.
01:27Hey! As Lord Satan, I command you to open this enchanted robot wall.
01:33Open the door! Open it!
01:52Pas comme ça! Pas encore!
01:58Chug! Chug! Chug! Continue!
02:22To be continued...
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