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hamraza123
  • 1 year ago
Bollywood
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00:00Sreedevi, sare sansar mein jagda kursi ka hai.
00:04Leader ke election se lekar peth ke rajan tak
00:07ab jaga tera hi chamakar hai.
00:10Suniye.
00:11Bolo Mai.
00:12Mai bol raho, peeche se.
00:13Hmm.
00:17Je.
00:18Au.
00:19Kya hua?
00:20Kuch nahi.
00:21Mera naam, meri nishe dabh gaya tha.
00:23Aayi, kilti lahi sache.
00:25Par mai hi kya khidmat kar sikta ho apki?
00:27Ji, is file mein plan hai.
00:29Mere ghar ka aur uske aage jo mai hisa badha raha ho uska.
00:32Ji.
00:33Agar aap yeh plan jaldi se pass kara den, toh badi mehrbani hogi.
00:35Yeh file rakh dijiye, mai isko pass karani ki poori koshish karunga.
00:38Ji.
00:39Jayiye.
00:41Bapuji.
00:42Haan.
00:44Aap sara apne table ka door kholenge?
00:46Hmm?
00:48Door?
00:49Wahan kya hai?
00:50Jabta ghar banta usme leht nahi keh raha tha hai kya?
00:52Ji nahi.
00:52Ji nahi.
00:53Kuch...
00:54rakhna hai.
00:56Kya rakhna hai?
00:58Yeh note rakhna hai.
00:59Note?
01:00Haan.
01:01Matlab aap riswat dekar mujhe kharidna chahate hain?
01:03Nahi nahi, aap mujhe khalat samajh rahein.
01:05Mai bilkul sahi samajh rahoon.
01:06Yeh tum jaise log hote hain jo riswat dekar sargaar e officeron ka imaan kharidte hain.
01:10Hum janta ke sevak hain.
01:11Janta ke sevak ka naam aara dharm hai.
01:13Udh chahiye log hain se.
01:14Bataa yaar.
01:16Hum log kya bikau hain?
01:19Hmm.
01:21Kamal hai.
01:22Riswat ke is yook mein yeh Harish Chandra kaise mil gaya?
01:25Jo kaam toh karta hai, lekin riswat lene se inkar karta hai?
01:29Babuji, aap mera itna bada kaam kar rahein.
01:32Mujhe bhi aapke kuch seva karne ka maukaar dijiye.
01:35Toh tum meri seva karna chahate ho?
01:36Jee.
01:37Toh ek kaam karo.
01:38Bataiye.
01:38Neeche jao.
01:40Yaha nahi, building ki neeche.
01:41Neeche.
01:42Waheg chai wala hai, kutti chai wala.
01:44Kutti?
01:45Usse koi kap chai bhej de.
01:46Bas? Sirf ek kap chai?
01:48Haan, aur kehna do chamas shakar daal de usme.
01:51Ek kap chai mein do chamas shakar?
01:53Wah, kya devta hai aap.
01:55Abhi bhejwa saam.
02:01Are babu, keemti babu, kuchne chamas shakar daalne ka bole?
02:04Do chamas bole hai.
02:06Do chamas.
02:07E lechi.
02:08Haan jee.
02:10Apne wo naya color ka hai na, wo upar hai, keemti babu.
02:14Usko yeh chai de kehna ka.
02:15Bada bada, chalo.
02:16Accha.
02:17Aap chai peeta hai?
02:19Kya?
02:20Aap ek chai?
02:24Yeh bas hai.
02:25Aapne radio ka awaaz ka khamdi karo.
02:27Yeh, yeh toh tera isko ka awaaz.
02:30Upar se tumhlo ka baatjeet ka awaaz.
02:32Yeh mera dhanda bhand karnega kya?
02:34Dhanda bhand karnega bhaat nahi da, radio ka awaaz ka khamdi karo.
02:36Abhi tumhlo bhaat ka chahata, mera ko disoap nahi hota hai kya?
02:39Kida se punch baarege, toh tera saamne ka daan toh baarege paala.
02:42Mai ek punch bhaarege, tera color ka lunch bol jayega.
02:44Chal, chal, chal.
02:45Chal.
02:46Tu chal, chal.
02:47Tu chal.
02:48Chal, chal.
02:49Chal, chal.
02:50Abhi mera radio ka volume khamdi karna hai.
02:52Tumhlo baatjeet ka volume khamdi karna hai.
02:54Chal, chal, chal.
02:55Mai poota...
02:56Mai poota aap chai peeta hai?
02:57Nahi, mai chai nahi peeta hai.
02:59Yeh lo.
03:00Aapki chai ka ek rupiah.
03:02Yeh kya deta bhai?
03:03Chai ke paise.
03:04Yeh chai ek rupiah wala chai nahi hai bhai.
03:07Pir kitne ki chai hai?
03:08Chaar so ek rupiah.
03:09Chaar so ek rupiah ki ek chai?
03:11Ek rupiah chai ka, chaar so rupiah chakar ka.
03:14Chaar so...
03:15Matrabi ek chamachi 200 rupiah.
03:17Do chamachi 400 rupiah.
03:19Ek spoon 200 rupiah secret.
03:22Kya chaar so bees aur makkar aadmi hai yeh?
03:25Lishwat wasool karne ka niralai tarika nikal hai.
03:28Upar to bada shaveeb aur imaan baat ban raha tha yeh.
03:31Dekho saar.
03:32Haathi ka daas dikhaane ka aur khaane ka aur hota hai.
03:36Aisa amrit officer log do mo.
03:38Ek public ke dikhaane ke liye, dootra wala khaane ke liye.
03:41Aapko chai nahi mangta, koi baat nahi.
03:44Nahi nahi nahi, rehen do rehen do bhai.
03:46Kaun baad baad office ke dhakke khaate rahe hai?
03:50Yeh lo, chaar so rupiah.
03:54Aapne mere ko paichana?
03:56Bilkul nahi.
03:57Aarey kamaal hai, aapne mujhe parsu bulaya tha.
03:59Main kal aagaya, mere matlab hai aaj aagaya.
04:01Aapne mere nal ke baare mein kuch socha?
04:03Main kyun sochne laga, tumhara nal hai tum socho.
04:05Aarey bhai theek hai, nal mera hai.
04:07Lekun usme paani aane ke liye to aati sochenge ne.
04:11Main chai nahi peeta.
04:13Peeta nahi?
04:14Nahi.
04:15Mujhe pilaoge?
04:16Mere ghar be paani nahi aata, upar se main aapko chai pilaung?
04:19Bilkul nahi pilaunga.
04:20Nahi pilaoge?
04:21Aapko maska kahe ko marunga main?
04:22Haan?
04:23Haan.
04:24Saamne kya hai?
04:25Darwaza.
04:26O darwaza pakadke nikal jaha.
04:27Kamaal ka aatvi hai.
04:28Paani nahi aata, tu darwaza pakadke baar.
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