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01:00He knows that I've had three breakups.
01:02What the f**k?
01:04No, Dawood, what happened? I want to know.
01:06You've had three breakups. I want to know the rest of the story.
01:08Tell me.
01:09One was from America.
01:10Camera.
01:11Two were from Islamabad.
01:12She told me her age was 11-12 years.
01:14When her dad found out about her marriage,
01:17he found out that she was a 30-year-old aunty.
01:21So how did you start talking?
01:22I mean, where? On which platform?
01:24Snapchat? Instagram?
01:25Instagram.
01:26How did you start talking on Instagram?
01:27She liked my story.
01:29Okay. And you directly DMed her?
01:31Like you, I haven't yet.
01:34How did you start talking?
01:35First, I got a little hello.
01:37Then she said,
01:39Will you be my boyfriend?
01:40And I went there.
01:42What did you see in that girl?
01:43That she said,
01:43Will you be my boyfriend or boyfriend one day?
01:45What was special about her?
01:46She sent a depil of an American girl.
01:49She sent a depil of an American girl.
01:50How was she in the depil?
01:51What kind of a girl was she?
01:52She was a little...
01:52Mom, I'm a shark.
01:53I'm a shark.
01:58What was she like in the depil?
01:59I'll show you the depil.
02:01What is this?
02:02Is this the case of Hello Kitty?
02:05What happened?
02:06She banned him.
02:07She banned him.
02:07Shit.
02:08What was the scene of the other girl who got trapped?
02:11The other girl who got trapped...
02:12She's in pain, bro.
02:13Oh, seriously.
02:18I think the girls who get trapped with you,
02:20They get trapped by your father first,
02:21Then they get trapped by you, right?
02:22Your father is rich.
02:23That's true.
02:23That's true.
02:24Otherwise, what's your worth?
02:25You don't have a face, you don't have a worth.
02:26The money belongs to your father.
02:27Well done!
02:29Daoud, listen to a song.
02:29Hurry up.
02:30You're wasting my time.
02:31Listen to me,
02:33I'm a little sad.
02:36I'm a little sad.
02:39Daoud, what the hell are you saying?
02:40Stop it, stop it.
02:41Stop it!
02:42I'm sad.
02:43What are you singing?
02:43Do you know what you're singing?
02:46My mom is sitting next to me.
02:49Who is it?
02:49Say hello to my son.
02:50Let's say hello.
02:51I'm leaving.
02:51Call him again.
02:52It's not a good thing.
02:53Call him again.
02:54No.
02:54You should say hello.
02:55Hello.
02:56Hello.
02:56Yes, how are you, aunty?
02:57I'm coming.
02:58Okay.
02:59I thought it was your birthday.
03:01Hello, aunty.
03:02How are you?
03:03Are you fine?
03:03I'm fine.
03:05How are you?
03:05I'm fine.
03:06How are your fasts going?
03:08Alhamdulillah, they're going very well.
03:09My mom says that she watches you too.
03:11Right now, 3,000 people are watching and listening to you live.
03:15How are you feeling, aunty?
03:16Very good, very good.
03:17Oh, thank you.
03:19My son is a big help to you.
03:21I scold him.
03:23Oh.
03:23That you have to go to school, go to sleep.
03:24He says, no, mom, I'll just watch a little.
03:26Aunty, this is more important than school.
03:30Dawood was telling me that what is his pocket money for the month?
03:32Please tell me.
03:33There is no account for this.
03:35How much money did he spend for the month?
03:36Assuming.
03:37I mean, he needs 500 rupees a day.
03:39He says, my pocket money is 50,000 rupees a month.
03:42If uncle gets caught,
03:44God forbid,
03:45If uncle gets caught,
03:46If he talks to a girl on TikTok,
03:48You know, this is going on these days.
03:49Will you take any action or forgive him?
03:51I will forgive him.
03:52Will you forgive him?
03:53If it's a good thing, my life is fake.
03:57Aunty, there is a lamp on the back of the bed.
03:59How much is the lamp?
04:00Please tell me.
04:00This is what my sister gifted me.
04:02He was standing behind and said that there is a lamp worth 100,000 rupees.
04:04Don't listen to him.
04:05He is very small.
04:07Look, you are rich.
04:07You don't need money.
04:08If you want, you can gift me.
04:09Listen to me.
04:10I am not lying.
04:12I promise.
04:12My father's premium card has not been issued yet.
04:15So, my father's other card is missing.
04:18So, I don't have all the details of that.
04:20I will go to the bank in the morning.
04:21I will leave then.
04:23Jai Bhai, tell me one thing.
04:24Yes, ask me.
04:24Why do you beat me so much in GDM?
04:30Jai Naam.
04:31Who told you this?
04:32That day, he bought Punjabi.
04:34He bought English.
04:35All your friends are sold.
04:37You are alone.
04:37One man army.
04:38You go to the police.
04:41If you were in my place, what would you have done?
04:42I would have taken the gang with me.
04:44But you don't have any money.
04:46You are a creator.
04:48You don't have any money.
04:50You are a creator.
04:51You don't have any money.
04:52Gabru, I have checked your LinkedIn account.
04:56You have 2 trillion rupees.
05:02Tell this army to transfer 5-6 trillion rupees to your account.
05:06They can't do that.
05:07They will do it.
05:07I will be caught.
05:08The NAB people will catch me.
05:09So, how does Gabru get money?
05:11What does Gabru...
05:15Did you understand?
05:15Yes.
05:16No, you didn't understand.
05:17Should I tell you what he does inside?
05:19You don't have to tell him.
05:20This is between you and me.
05:21Okay?
05:21No problem.
05:22I am...
05:24Agent.
05:25I haven't seen a bigger film than you.
05:28Why?
05:28You send pictures to Zaraar and your friends.
05:33Oh, my God.
05:34He is opening the dhoti.
05:35Look, my friend.
05:38No matter how much I work for him, he doesn't give me money.
05:42Zaraar tells me that if I send him a picture, he will give me money.
05:45If your dad doesn't give you 40,000, you will make someone else your dad, right?
05:49He will kill me.
05:51He will give me a gift.
05:54Ayesha, this is a kid named Dawood.
05:56How did you like him?
05:57He is saying that he has feelings for Ayesha.
05:58I didn't say anything.
05:59There is no god but Allah.
06:00There is no god but Allah.
06:01There is no god but Allah.
06:03A guy is saying in the chat that he is a nephew of a merchant.
06:09I am making a situation.
06:10Listen.
06:11You are on a first date with Binal.
06:13You have a setting with him.
06:14When you clicked the snapchat play button, you got the shots.
06:17Binal was making the clips.
06:20You liked him from there.
06:22You added him and sent him a message.
06:25Your date is set.
06:26You went to eat steak.
06:27Binal is waiting for you there.
06:29When will Junaid come?
06:30Whatever his name is, he will come.
06:32Binal showed you his face.
06:34He was wearing a filter.
06:35He was very fair.
06:36He was very cute.
06:37But when Binal is sitting on the chair, he is wearing makeup.
06:40You weren't expecting how he turned out to be.
06:42You gave him a situation.
06:43Now you have to act, react and talk.
06:45Your time starts.
06:46If Binal likes you, I will give you a gift.
06:49Binal is waiting for you.
06:50Binal, I like your voice.
06:52I like you a lot.
06:53What is it that you saw in me and not in anyone else?
06:56I am impressed with your morals.
06:59Okay.
07:00What morals?
07:00Did I teach you anything?
07:02Your morals are very big.
07:03Okay, Samaria.
07:04I earn 10 lakhs a month.
07:05But you haven't even cleaned the fan.
07:07I have.
07:08You tell me, what is your view about me?
07:10And I am an engineer.
07:11You have zero views.
07:13You will get married one day.
07:14Don't say that I am a bachelor.
07:17This is a good dialogue.
07:18That is good.
07:19I hate it.
07:20I have never talked to girls like this.
07:21You have never had a girlfriend?
07:23No.
07:24Don't you have any idea?
07:25You are making fun of me.
07:26That's it.
07:28That's it.
07:29So you have never talked to a girl in university?
07:31I thought you were a classmate.
07:33Who didn't you talk to?
07:35No, I didn't.
07:36It's a serious thing.
07:37Sister-in-law.
07:37There is one thing.
07:38There is one thing.
07:39You have your own personality.
07:42You don't talk to everyone.
07:44I like you.
07:47Aunty, how am I looking today?
07:48What do you think?
07:50You are giving a mark to Shahrukh.
07:51I am looking like Shahrukh Khan.
07:52Is that what you are saying?
07:53No, you are looking better than him.
07:56What do you think?
07:57What kind of girl do I deserve?
07:58If I talk about my heart.
07:59You are judging me.
08:01Pakistani.
08:02Pakistani girls look at boys from outside.
08:03Some say they will go abroad.
08:05They don't have anything else.
08:06Everyone is the same.
08:07But loyalty.
08:08The respect of a husband.
08:10Every child is better than a Pakistani.
08:13Aunty, tell me one thing.
08:14What is the name of my brother?
08:16Janu.
08:16Janu.
08:18Let's say Janu is sitting.
08:19He is waiting for you.
08:20And you are taking tea for him.
08:22For our uncle.
08:23Which song will you sing for him?
08:24Janu, listen to me.
08:28Wake up.
08:31I will make you sit in my breath.
08:33I will steal you from you.
08:35Come to me.
08:38If uncle says that he is not in the mood to talk.
08:41Which song will you sing in this situation?
08:43Come to me.
08:45I will make you sit in my breath.
08:48I will make you sit in my breath.
08:52My son is a prince.
08:55Sing a song for him.
08:56For my son.
08:56You are in my heart.
08:58You are in my eyes.
09:00Aunty, you are too much.
09:02Tell me, how can I love you?
09:06This song is for my son.
09:07Give some expressions.
09:08Mom is loving you.
09:10Look at me.
09:11It's a habit.
09:12Mom sings this song daily.
09:14Give a kiss to mom.
09:18Take care of him.
09:20You are too big.
09:22Aunty, can I challenge him?
09:23Yes.
09:24But you have to remember my Eid.
09:26And before Chandras.
09:28I am your Janu.
09:30Janu is sitting in the room.
09:31Go and ask Janu.
09:33Break 3 eggs with this.
09:35It has all the ingredients of omelette.
09:38Tell mom to bring all the ingredients of omelette.
09:40Green chillies.
09:41Tomato.
09:42Red chilli powder.
09:43Salt.
09:44Whatever spices you have.
09:45Bring all the spices.
09:46It's a challenge.
09:47Like this?
09:48Yes, like this.
09:49Break the eggs quickly.
09:50Break the eggs quickly.
09:51Hurry up.
09:52I have put it.
09:53Enough.
09:54Add curd.
09:55Add curd.
09:56Hurry up.
09:57This is sour curd.
09:58This is sour curd.
09:59Okay.
10:00A little more.
10:01Enough.
10:02Enough.
10:03This is the feeling after fasting.
10:08Now you have to add black pepper.
10:10Hurry up.
10:11Add more.
10:12Add 1 full spoon of salt.
10:13Add 1 full spoon of salt.
10:15Enough.
10:16Add red chilli powder.
10:17Add tomato.
10:18There is no time to cut.
10:19Yes, mom.
10:20Add it well.
10:21Prepare tomato.
10:22Now you have to add onion.
10:23Add it well.
10:24Add a little more onion.
10:25It will be tasty.
10:26Now add green chillies.
10:27Make it spicy.
10:28Enough.
10:29Now you have to mix it.
10:30It should not fall down.
10:31What did you say?
10:32Make it ready.
10:33Okay, Mauds.
10:34Listen to me.
10:35Record this.
10:36Aunty, you also sit.
10:37Yes.
10:38Aunty, you also sit.
10:39Everyone sit.
10:40Yes, everyone sit.
10:41I want to take a consent.
10:42He will do whatever he wants.
10:43I will do whatever I want.
10:44I will do whatever I want.
10:45The scene here is that he has to drink it in one sip without vomiting.
10:50Okay.
10:51Aunty, are you ready?
10:52Yes.
10:53Aunty, are you ready?
10:54Yes.
10:55It should not fall down.
10:56I repeat.
10:57Aunty, what do you think?
10:58Will your son be able to do the challenge?
10:59Do you think he will be able to do it?
11:00My son will be able to do it.
11:01Do you have some wheat?
11:02Let's add that too.
11:03No.
11:04That is not there.
11:05What is that?
11:06That is out of date.
11:07What now?
11:08Don't make such big eyes.
11:09Let's go.
11:10Let's go boys.
11:11Let's start.
11:12In one breath.
11:13Okay.
11:14Bismillah.
11:15Don't make it fall down.
11:16One, two, three, go.
11:17Start.
11:18No.
11:19It will fall down.
11:20Give me the last chance.
11:21I am the last.
11:22Aunty, see.
11:23The challenge is broken.
11:24Go.
11:25Start.
11:26Put the plate down a little.
11:27Put the plate down a little.
11:28I am not able to see.
11:29Keep it here.
11:30Drink it.
11:31Drink it.
11:32Start.
11:33Aunty, see.
11:34He is cheating.
11:35Keep it.
11:36Finish it.
11:37Bismillah.
11:38Drink it.
11:39Okay.
11:40Okay.
11:41Aunty, according to the rules, he has failed the challenge.
11:44Do you know that?
11:45What?
11:46What?
11:49I can hear you both.
11:51Yes.
11:52I will give you both a prize.
11:54Both of you.
11:56It will be a good Eid.
11:57Inshallah.
11:58Will you bless me?
11:59So much that you won't be able to handle it.
12:00Aunty, on my behalf, I wish you both a happy Eid in advance.
12:04For both of you, on my behalf, for your Eid, and for this, on my behalf, I give you both
12:10a prize of Rs. 20,000.
12:15Wow.
12:16A prize of Rs. 20,000.
12:18Okay.
12:19Are you happy?
12:20Yes.
12:21I am happy.
12:22Okay.
12:23For you both, on my behalf, Rs. 5,000.
12:26Go.
12:27Enjoy.
12:28Okay.
12:29Are you happy?
12:30Yes.
12:31Are you happy?
12:32Yes.
12:33Thank you so much.
12:34Thank you so much.