00:00When you are sitting, it feels like a buffalo is sitting in the water.
00:06My luck is also amazing.
00:08If I keep decorating my bed for others' honeymoon,
00:11then when will my bed be decorated for my honeymoon?
00:16Mom, will you get me married?
00:19Rich, get me married.
00:20Right now.
00:23Mom, tell me what should I do?
00:26No girl is answering the phone.
00:27How will I know that Majibin is engaged?
00:30Make an announcement in the mosque.
00:34Mom,
00:36ask dad to talk to Majib's mother.
00:41I called you and told you
00:43to bring a soft mattress and put it on the bed.
00:47You...
00:52It is soft.
00:54Don't leave me alive.
00:56I want to go to the temple.
00:57I swear on God,
00:59if I fail now,
01:00I will ruin his wedding.
01:02Really?
01:03Do it right now.
01:07Get up at 5 o'clock instead of 9 o'clock
01:09and you will know how much fun it is.
01:11I am sorry.
01:13Get up at 9 o'clock instead of 5 o'clock
01:15and you will know how much fun it is to sleep.
01:21If I want,
01:23I can get my son married to a better girl than Manoj in a week.
01:27I am not going to lose.
01:29I am Chaudhary.
01:32By the way, tell me something.
01:33Is this a dog or a dog?
01:35I am not fooling you.
01:37You are a fool.
01:39Do one thing.
01:40Take a stone
01:42and hit it.
01:44If it runs,
01:45it is a dog.
01:46If it runs,
01:47it is a dog.
01:49Oh God!
01:50Hit me.
01:51I am getting married.
01:53Who will give the papers?
01:54I am getting married.
01:55I am not afraid of marriage.
01:57I am afraid of dogs.
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