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Raza Samo Roasting Iqra Kanwal and sistrology
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00:00
Hello friends and fans, this is Os Samos speaking.
00:02
As you know, there are some diseases that are common in families.
00:06
Like kidney stones, kidney stones, heart attack.
00:09
Similarly, there is another disease that is common in families and that is daily vlogging.
00:15
Come friends, today I will introduce you to a family whose name is Sisterology.
00:19
It has five sisters.
00:21
Each sister has two brain cells.
00:23
One brain cell says record, the other brain cell says upload.
00:27
And then there are their mom and dad.
00:29
What a cool parents!
00:30
These are not parents, these are vloggers.
00:33
Everyone wants such cool parents who allow you to vlog, who give you full permission to log in to your phone.
00:38
Right?
00:39
Otherwise, our parents say that you are always logged in to your phone.
00:41
And why not?
00:42
When $20,000 is coming from Par Bitiya Rani, then the parents will put restrictions on education.
00:48
$20,000, poor people!
00:50
Your whole house will go in this.
00:54
Your whole house will go in this.
00:57
Listen, poor people, $20,000.
01:00
Listen, people who order gravy twice on rice and lentils.
01:04
Here, I spit on your degree.
01:07
So, the lead actors of this digital family are Ikra Kamal.
01:11
Yes.
01:12
This girl looks like a parlour lady.
01:15
But let me tell you, this girl is very smart.
01:17
She has found coal mines.
01:19
She started daily vlogging.
01:21
Rest, all the sisters are walking on the map.
01:23
Now you tell me one thing, what is the most super hit business in Pakistan?
01:27
Azam Khan Milk Shop?
01:28
No, no, no, no.
01:29
Baba Azam Tire Shop?
01:31
No, not at all.
01:32
Marriage?
01:33
Yes, marriage.
01:35
Now see for yourself, the time of wedding is more important than the groom.
01:39
Wedding photographer.
01:40
In the marriages of the conservative families, where there is a partition,
01:43
only one person is allowed in the women's section.
01:47
That is the wedding photographer.
01:48
The elders of the family themselves are sending him.
01:51
Okay, listen, you have to take me and my wife together.
01:54
A wedding photographer is the one who is dancing on the fingers of the whole family.
01:58
Aunty, you move aside a little, a little, and move aside a little more.
02:00
You get out of the frame.
02:02
Yes, that's fine.
02:03
Yes, so marriage.
02:04
From wedding photographers to wedding halls,
02:06
everyone has a lot of rent.
02:08
So then, as soon as the marriage happened, the career of sistrology
02:12
went up the roof.
02:13
And brother, there is one ritual that they have left behind
02:16
and on which they have not made a vlog.
02:18
Oh, oh, oh.
02:18
Give milk.
02:19
Hide shoes.
02:20
Chew chutney.
02:21
Show face.
02:21
Put your face.
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Wash your face.
02:23
Pick up the veil.
02:24
Bring the ritual.
02:24
Bring the letter.
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Blow your mouth.
02:26
They have done vlogs on everyone, brother.
02:27
And one vlog has come per daughter.
02:29
That means there are five vlogs from every angle.
02:31
These girls have broken their sandals by dancing, brother.
02:35
Now, I am not telling you not to watch their vlogs.
02:38
No, no, man.
02:39
Absolutely see.
02:40
They are working so hard.
02:41
They are making it for free people.
02:43
If you are free, then definitely watch it, man.
02:45
Look, their content is for those people who are sitting idle
02:48
and changing oxygen into carbon dioxide.
02:51
Those who have nothing to do in life.
02:53
If you fall in this category, then definitely watch it, man.
02:55
You are their niche audience.
02:58
Yes, every YouTuber has a niche market, right?
03:01
They target them.
03:02
They target them.
03:03
Their niche market.
03:04
Now, look at the title.
03:06
There was a fight with sister-in-law.
03:08
Oh, brother.
03:09
What should I do, man?
03:10
Catch the brother-in-law, brother.
03:11
Put him on the wall with a cone.
03:13
Tell him that your wife is doing these things.
03:15
Complain to him.
03:16
What should I do?
03:17
Threaten him, man.
03:18
That I will break the TV on your wife.
03:21
What should I do in this?
03:22
Keep the problems of the house at home, brother.
03:24
Earlier, people used to fight.
03:25
They used to take care of this at home.
03:27
Don't speak loudly.
03:28
The neighbors will know.
03:29
It doesn't look good.
03:30
Now, there is a fight.
03:31
People are taking out their phones.
03:32
My wife is hitting me with a rolling pin.
03:35
Sister-in-law abused me.
03:37
Daughter-in-law is running away with gold.
03:39
It's weird, brother.
03:40
She is your sister-in-law.
03:41
If she doesn't get along with you, then what should we do?
03:43
Should we explain to sister-in-law on video call, man?
03:45
Anything.
03:47
Anything.
03:50
The character broke.
03:51
The rain water came into the house.
03:52
Look at these titles.
03:54
These are titles that will make you sweat.
03:55
And when you watch the video,
03:57
there is a little water in the balcony.
03:59
There is no problem.
04:00
Oh, man.
04:02
Mom, all the water has accumulated in the terrace.
04:05
It will fill up.
04:06
On that, you are checking sister-in-law's acting.
04:08
First, deduct 50 rupees.
04:10
You are a crook.
04:11
Mom, it's Holi.
04:13
Holi.
04:15
Holi.
04:16
It's Holi.
04:17
Deduct 50 rupees for overacting.
04:19
Look at this water, man.
04:20
It's not even as much as it would drown in shame.
04:23
This girl is calling it a flood.
04:24
All the water came into the house.
04:26
The house drowned in the water.
04:27
Holi.
04:28
Dad held my hand and saved me.
04:31
Rabia was swept away in the flood.
04:32
Holi.
04:33
After the flood, we came to the terrace of the house.
04:35
The Iranian rescue helicopter crashed.
04:38
Making a big deal out of nothing.
04:40
Learn from these sisters.
04:42
Now check this vlog.
04:43
In which Zainab is not found.
04:45
Zainab is lost somewhere.
04:46
Everyone is worried that find Zainab, man.
04:48
20,000 dollars will be deducted per month, man.
04:51
Find her.
04:52
Hello, Assalam-o-Alaikum.
04:53
Waalaikum-as-salam.
04:54
Dad, Zainab is not found.
04:57
Where is she?
04:58
I have searched everywhere.
04:59
Okay, I am coming.
05:00
I will check in 5-7 minutes.
05:01
Daughter, Rani is not found.
05:03
She is not answering the phone.
05:04
Then when I asked auntie,
05:06
I am not able to find your daughter.
05:07
Aren't you worried?
05:08
Then look what auntie said.
05:10
There is no daughter.
05:11
She must be here somewhere.
05:12
Where do you want to go?
05:13
Wow, auntie.
05:16
Wow.
05:17
That's great.
05:18
Savage answer.
05:19
Love you.
05:20
Do you know?
05:21
Rani must be hiding for her.
05:22
What?
05:23
I have to do vlogging.
05:24
Turn off the camera.
05:27
Turn off the camera.
05:28
Exactly.
05:29
Our movie.
05:30
Turn off the camera.
05:31
There is a ruckus here.
05:32
Are you making a video?
05:33
Oh no.
05:34
I swear, auntie is quiet because of 20,000 dollars.
05:37
Otherwise, I would have updated their software.
05:39
Like our mothers.
05:40
They are always angry in their mobile phones.
05:42
Whatever happens, brother.
05:43
Flood comes.
05:44
Earth explodes.
05:45
Earthquakes come.
05:46
But Iqra Kamal's vlog will not stop.
05:49
Whatever happens, this girl will not stop vlogging.
05:52
She must be vlogging on the day of doomsday.
05:54
I am telling you.
05:55
Guys, as you know.
05:56
Doomsday is coming.
05:57
Earth is exploding in 200.
05:58
Oh, my gold play button.
06:00
Guys, look at this.
06:01
Mountains are flying like cotton.
06:03
I told you so.
06:04
Guys, let's go fast.
06:05
We found out that Dajjal has come.
06:07
He is distracting people.
06:08
Let's see how he is distracting us.
06:09
Guys, check this.
06:10
Check this one eye of Dajjal.
06:14
Dajjal is staring at me.
06:16
Guys, I am standing in the queue of accounts.
06:18
I hope my views will be useful in the hereafter.
06:21
And my evil relative is also standing here.
06:25
So guys, tell me.
06:26
Will we go to hell or heaven?
06:28
Comment right now.
06:30
Take any life event seriously.
06:32
Now look at his behavior.
06:34
He put makeup on his face.
06:36
And scared his husband.
06:45
Check this guy's acting.
06:47
Check this guy's acting.
06:49
Guys, nominate him for the eye fight award.
06:52
I don't know about the golden globe.
06:54
But this guy deserves the golden gober award.
06:57
Go away.
06:58
He got scared.
06:59
The guy who is seeing Iqra Kamal everyday without makeup.
07:03
He got scared of the ghost.
07:04
Do you think he is a ghost?
07:06
Iqra Kamal is also fond of music.
07:08
He is a musician.
07:10
He is a singer.
07:11
He understands Sufism.
07:12
He is undercover Malangini.
07:14
He has a favorite Bollywood song.
07:16
He thinks that God is talking to him.
07:19
It is God's word.
07:21
When I listen to the song,
07:23
I feel like God is talking to a human being.
07:25
The way he has written it.
07:27
Feel me.
07:30
I am in your heart.
07:34
Touch me.
07:37
Recognize me.
07:39
I am your moment.
07:45
Very good Iqra.
07:47
Tell me one thing.
07:48
The poet in this song is saying that
07:50
Touch me to recognize me.
07:52
How will you touch God?
07:54
No, right?
07:55
This song is for a human being.
07:57
You have two brain cells.
07:59
One brain cell says to record.
08:01
Second brain cell says to upload.
08:03
Third brain cell says no.
08:04
Why are you trying so hard?
08:05
You will make a mistake.
08:06
You will make a mistake.
08:07
Do you understand?
08:08
Don't do it.
08:09
Go on TV.
08:10
Play Baby Shaddu.
08:12
If you remember the table of 2,
08:14
then we will think that
08:15
you have made a big mistake.
08:17
But you continue with the music.
08:19
Iqra, please continue with the music.
08:21
Pursue singing.
08:22
I am your love.
08:24
Pursue singing.
08:26
Sing on TV.
08:27
So that I can change the channel.
08:29
Seriously.
08:30
We need an increasing star.
08:32
Who can beat Chahat Fateh Ali Khan.
08:34
Iqra, the piano or harmonium
08:36
which has keys and notes.
08:38
Your key is a key.
08:42
Because it is not in the harmonium.
08:46
You will have to see Abba's harmonium.
08:48
The one he used to play.
08:49
Maybe it is in that.
08:50
Meanwhile,
08:51
you watch Shahveer's expressions.
08:53
Look at this.
08:54
Look at this.
08:55
Look at this.
08:56
Shahveer is also like,
08:57
where am I stuck?
08:58
Honestly,
08:59
I watched their vlogs
09:00
for research.
09:01
They are very addictive.
09:03
They are very addictive types of vlogs.
09:05
You will want to watch more.
09:06
Watch more.
09:07
But you see,
09:08
every addictive thing
09:09
is not good.
09:10
Cigarette is also addictive.
09:11
Whatever it is.
09:12
Now a person
09:13
after washing his hands,
09:14
no,
09:15
after washing his face,
09:16
after taking a bath,
09:17
he is after them.
09:18
And that is Hassan Beg.
09:19
If I am lying,
09:20
then see,
09:21
they have made children's channels.
09:23
I don't know.
09:24
Someone goes to the labor room.
09:25
It is their video.
09:26
That my wife
09:27
has gone to the labor room.
09:29
Okay, okay.
09:30
I understood.
09:31
Talk comfortably.
09:32
Comfortably.
09:33
Be easy.
09:34
Easy.
09:35
I have never heard
09:36
this person easy.
09:37
If he congratulates someone
09:38
on their marriage,
09:39
that person
09:40
will divorce on the same day.
09:41
What is happening here?
09:42
Congratulations on your marriage.
09:43
You have done the right thing.
09:45
Brother, I made a mistake.
09:46
I will bring divorce papers today.
09:48
What kind of a man is he?
09:49
How does he greet?
09:50
Assalamualaikum.
09:51
Waalaikumussalam.
09:52
My position is
09:53
to hold this person
09:54
and tie him with a chair
09:55
and put headphones on him
09:56
and sing him the same song
09:57
for 24 hours.
09:58
Baby, calm down.
09:59
Calm down.
10:00
Calm down.
10:01
Because he needs
10:02
to calm the F down.
10:04
The whole world knows
10:05
what happens
10:06
after marriage.
10:07
Comfortably.
10:08
A complaint has come
10:09
from a nearby graveyard.
10:10
Dead bodies will come.
10:11
Let me die in peace.
10:12
What happened?
10:13
Hassan,
10:14
your objection
10:15
is a different matter.
10:16
It is in its place.
10:17
But one thing is there.
10:18
This is not an Islamic card
10:19
to be used.
10:20
This is not an Islamic card
10:21
to be used.
10:22
Brother.
10:23
Okay.
10:24
Use the rest.
10:25
Culture.
10:26
It is not our culture.
10:27
It is not this.
10:28
It is not that.
10:29
Use it.
10:30
Don't give it an Islamic touch.
10:31
Okay.
10:32
Remove this from here.
10:33
Otherwise,
10:34
this first.
10:35
Don't give an Islamic touch.
10:36
Okay.
10:37
Let's meet you
10:38
in another video
10:39
with another topic.
10:40
By the way,
10:41
if you like this video,
10:42
then hit the subscribe button
10:44
because your brother
10:45
is back in the game.
10:47
Baby.
10:48
Allow me to go.
10:49
Hassan, I am leaving.
10:50
Good bye.
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