00:00Dude, are you out of your mind?
00:01Are you out of your mind?
00:01Why did you get into Monshi? Why didn't you get into Bakeel?
00:03Did you hear what I said?
00:04Don't touch me!
00:05Don't push me! Don't push me!
00:08If I hit you, you'll be safe!
00:10If I hit you, you'll go and live in Punjab!
00:12If I hit you, you'll reach the moon!
00:13If I hit you, you'll go out of the atmosphere!
00:16Hit me!
00:16You hit me!
00:17Hit me! I'm a part of Parthan too!
00:19Hit me!
00:20I'll show you!
00:20Juliet, your look is very sad!
00:24She's a girl!
00:25Monshi!
00:26She looks very bad!
00:28Her salary is 75,000!
00:29My salary is 45,000!
00:31My bribe is 10,000!
00:32My bribe is 60,000!
00:33I'm so rich!
00:34I'm so rich!
00:39Chandrama used to like the earth a lot!
00:41But he never said it!
00:42If he had said it,
00:44Chand would have been our father, not our uncle!
00:46Who says that, Pooja ji?
00:48Chand can say it, Rahu Kittu!
00:50He'd be ashamed in front of the planets!
00:52I'm ashamed in front of you!
00:53How much intoxication do you have, baby?
00:55I eat your hand-made food every day after the wedding!
00:57Why would I cook?
00:58I do the same work as you do!
01:00You're standing here with our hand!
01:02My mom cooks!
01:03But your mother is illiterate!
01:05And your father is black!
01:06Then you'll tell me to do body-shaming!
01:07But your mother is illiterate!
01:09And your father is black!
01:11No!
01:12Raja's brother-in-law!
01:14When two people are talking to each other,
01:17then there's no need for a cap!
01:19No!
01:20Then my brother-in-law will die!
01:22Juliet, your look is very sad!
01:26But mother used to like me!
01:28I fell in love with her!
01:30If you wanted to love,
01:32then you should've been born in Paris,
01:33where there's a trans-farm!
01:36But Mirza, Ranja, Punnu and Mahiwal
01:39were born in Punjab, mother!
01:40Then let the dog die!
01:47Who's that?
01:48Oh! She's the country's daughter!
01:50Country's daughter's help, country's help!
01:51After all, in a foreign country,
01:53Punjabi does Punjabi's work!
01:58After all, in a foreign country,
01:59Punjabi does Punjabi's work!
02:00Now I'll look old to you,
02:01but you'll raise me like a baby!
02:03Yes, like a baby!
02:04What did you just say?
02:05If I was a baby,
02:06then would I be like Ruralia?
02:07Look at this, Meljar!
02:12You just have to make a rakhri!
02:13No, I can't make a rakhri!
02:14You're a fool, a fool!
02:15You're giving me a chance to slap you!
02:17You've got 70-85 bullets!
02:18If you want to lose, then make a rakhri for me!
02:20Let me wear this sweater!
02:23Your brother-in-law told me
02:25that your father is here too!
02:26I thought I'd meet my brother-in-law too!
02:28He's my brother-in-law!
02:29We're just business partners!
02:30This brother-in-law,
02:32you can't even make a rakhri!
02:33My pearls are here!
02:50Pirzi,
02:51you've kept two snakes.
02:53We don't even have one.
02:54Give us one,
02:55and we'll let you do whatever you want.
02:56You want to pay for the snake?
02:57You want to pay for the snake?
02:59I'll pay you back with my life!
03:00Where are you?
03:02I'll beat you up if you don't pay me back!
03:04Khudiya Baniya!
03:0527th June!
03:06I'm coming!
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