00:00The whole damn month of April gone, in a blur of sex.
00:04Having a boyfriend's an absolute heaven.
00:07Hmm. Have a shot, house.
00:12The romantic surroundings which inspired John Keats
00:15to write The Eve of St Agnes.
00:19Of course, there are one or two little lifestyle changes.
00:25But...
00:28Oh, yeah.
00:30Oh, yes. Oh, yeah, baby, come on.
00:33Do it for Daddy. Do it for Daddy.
00:37Come on. Yes.
00:39Yes.
00:41Come on, you know you want it, bitch.
00:45Oh, how could you miss that, you great wet pussy?
00:48Come on, tackle him. Oh, tackle him, you big wet tart.
00:52No, actually, this is not great.
00:56No, you're telling me it's bollocks.
00:58It's another lovely sunny day, and we're stuck in watching telly.
01:02Talk to me.
01:05What can I say? I'm a person of wide interest,
01:08which include, among other things, a number of competitive sports.
01:11I'm warning you, Bridget, do not come between me and my rugby.
01:14Or darts. Or cricket. Or Dutch. Second-class.
01:17I don't know what you're talking about.
01:19OK, I'll have that back now. Or darts. Or cricket.
01:22Or Dutch. Second-division. Female basketball.
01:25Betty van Huyden is a genius.
01:27I just thought for once that we could go away or something.
01:30Go on a mini-break or something.
01:32Right.
01:34Right, the mini-break thing.
01:36You know, Bridget, you wanted a relationship.
01:40We have a relationship. You wanted to spend Sundays together.
01:43We spend Sundays together.
01:45Now it appears we have to go frolicking over hilltops
01:48and four-poster beds. I can't win, can I?
01:51However hard I try, I don't think I'll ever be able to keep up
01:54with this desperate romantic agenda of yours.
01:57I'm sorry. I...
01:59I think it's time for this.
02:06Here.
02:08What's that? Open it and you'll find out.
02:14Just promise me we don't have to sit in little boats
02:17and puff keats to each other.
02:19Oh, darling, I'm... Mini-break.
02:22Oh, get up and stop acting, you French pillock.
02:27Erna, that's the weekend of the Tarts and Vickers.
02:30I promised my dad I'd go.
02:32All right, we'll go on to the Tarts and Vickers. It's not far.
02:35Oh.
02:41Tarts and Vickers. Christ, they're a warped generation.
02:47Come on, you great French wanker.
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