00:00Today we will discuss the career possibilities of this subject.
00:25You can become a journalist, analyst, sociologist, political strategist, and so on.
00:28Now I would like to hear what all of you would like to become.
00:34Where do we start?
00:37Yes, you.
00:38Yes, sir.
00:39What would you like to become?
00:40Pathologist, sir.
00:43You can't become a pathologist or a gynecologist.
00:46Analyst means Rajnetik Vishleshak.
00:50Say it again.
00:51Rajnetik Vishanu.
00:52What did you say? Vishanu?
00:54Vishanu means a virus that spreads diseases.
00:57This is the trend that is going on everywhere these days, sir.
00:59Trend?
01:00Let me explain.
01:01What does an analyst do?
01:02He searches for a kingdom that is as clean as a flowing stream.
01:05Then he jumps into it with the mud.
01:07The mud will spread and all the water will make it dirty.
01:11He will put an image of the entire page.
01:13He will instigate people in the name of animal rights.
01:16And he will make a useless story out of it.
01:18When the whole country will listen to him,
01:21then he will defame a good man.
01:24He will make the demons heroes.
01:26And then he will win the elections.
01:28This is the trend today.
01:29And this is the bitter truth.
01:31After this, his real anger starts.
01:35Every state will tell him to make our state dirty.
01:40And then he will run away with the money.
01:42And what will happen to the society?
01:44Which society?
01:45For them, the channel is free.
01:48Is it so easy to do all this?
01:51Absolutely, sir.
01:52What will happen now?
01:53Most impossible 100%
01:55Obviously 100%
01:57Decent level 100%
02:00This cannot be the thought of an analyst.
02:02But it can be the thought of a terrorist.
02:04This is the business that sells.
02:06Enough, sit down.
02:08You will spoil others too.
02:09Okay, sir.
02:10Dear, you tell me.
02:12Activism, sir.
02:13Reason?
02:14What kind of a society do I want to make?
02:16Where people don't have differences?
02:18How?
02:19First of all, I want people to become selfless and not let their ego overpower them.
02:25Every caste should be treated equally.
02:28A society where the rich help the poor.
02:31And to do this, we have to bring out the goodness within us.
02:36We have to wipe out the evil.
02:38This is my dream and I want to do this for the rest of my life.
02:43Ah, such high thoughts.
02:45After hearing about this virus, it's as if the whole class has been vaccinated.
02:51Okay, you tell me.
02:53What do you want to be?
02:55CEO.
02:59What did you say?
03:00Straight sixes?
03:01CM?
03:03Yes.
03:05Why not?
03:06Reason?
03:07There's a lot of power in this post, sir.
03:09The traffic signal on the road can't be stopped.
03:11The police can't file a drink and drive case.
03:13When it's my birthday, posters will be put up all over the state.
03:16People will play DJs and eat delicious kebabs.
03:20My birthday cake will be distributed, but the entire expense will be deducted from the government's pocket.
03:24You want to become a CM for all this?
03:26Huh?
03:27How will you become a CM?
03:28Green leaves, flower pot.
03:30I'll scare a little, I'll threaten a little.
03:32The one who cuts the way, I'll bring him.
03:34Will you become a CM by doing all this?
03:36That's how I became a CM.
03:40Son, this is a classroom, not a press conference.
03:44Neither are you a CM.
03:45So you're a professor, not a journalist.
03:47After seeing so many students, I thought society would develop.
03:51But it's collapsing.
03:52I hope I don't get corrupted while teaching them.
03:58Hey, CM.
03:59What a logic you've given.
04:01From today, both of you are in the same party.
04:03The party is mine.
04:04You'll join.
04:05It's the same thing.
04:06What nonsense were you talking about the CM in the class?
04:09I'm his future son-in-law.
04:11No matter what I say about my father-in-law, it doesn't fit in my stomach.
04:13Son-in-law.
04:14Son-in-law.
04:15Son-in-law.
04:16Son-in-law.
04:17What else?
04:18His daughter is very fond of herself.
04:21Did I say yes?
04:22And CM is my father-in-law.
04:24What did you say?
04:25She'll say yes, and you'll become a son-in-law.
04:28Hey, why are you jealous?
04:30Are you also flat on me?
04:32On you.
04:33And me?
04:34On you.
04:35Really?
04:36You think you're hot?
04:37Just average.
04:42Average?
04:43What else?
04:44If you look at the CM's daughter, you'll burn to ashes.
04:50Have you seen her?
04:52She's so crazy, bro.
04:54As soon as she saw me, she tore her clothes.
04:56Don't you feel ashamed to talk like this?
04:57Hey, the word shame is not in her dictionary.
05:00Do you know why she's so beautiful?
05:02She's just like that.
05:03The way she sucks the juice out of a honeybee's flowers.
05:05Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp.
05:07Just like that, she sucked all my juice.
05:09And don't even ask me how to hug her.
05:11Listen, if she's still in the queue, how can I give you the form?
05:15Then marry her.
05:16Who will marry a beautiful girl?
05:18You don't like beautiful girls?
05:20What kind of logic is this?
05:21Hey, Rahul, now you tell me.
05:24If you marry a beautiful girl and take her to the village,
05:26what will people say?
05:27What a beautiful groom she has.
05:30Instead, if you marry an average girl,
05:33the girls will say, what a handsome boy he is.
05:35I'll get attention 24x7.
05:37I'll be the only focus.
05:39Isn't that right?
05:40Wow, wow, wow, wow.
05:41You've given me a breaking logic.
05:42Beauty is like a share market.
05:44It can crash at any time.
05:46And the beauty of average girls is like real estate.
05:50It grows every day.
05:51It doesn't fall.
05:52What a mind you have, CM.
05:54Wow, wow, wow, wow.
05:55Give me a place in your feet.
05:58I'll take care of you.
06:03She's an average girl.
06:05Sort of.
06:12This body is made up of five wonderful elements.
06:17But this element is very disturbing.
06:21Put all your attention on your breath.
06:25He says anything.
06:30Average.
06:32Average.
06:34Average.
06:35Madam.
06:36Average.
06:37Average.
06:38Madam.
06:39This is called Pranayam, isn't it?
06:43How many times do you breathe in and out at a time?
06:46What is average?
06:49What happened?
06:50Do I look average to you?
06:51Do I look average to you?
06:53Who told you this?
06:55CM's son-in-law.
06:56Who is he?
06:57CM's daughter.
06:58She's obsessed with him.
06:59She flirts with him.
07:00She tears her clothes when she sees men and women.
07:03And when she looks at me, she says I'm average.
07:06Average.
07:07Okay, I'll come to college with you tomorrow.
07:09Then we'll see.
07:11All these things are common in college.
07:13Just calm down.
07:16I've brought milk for you. Drink it.
07:18I'm hot-headed. Don't make it worse.
07:20It's not that hot.
07:21It's average.
07:24Hey, cool down.
07:26Meditation doesn't work to reduce irritation.
07:30Let's go to a pub.
07:31If you drink four tequilas, you'll be in a good mood.
07:35You're right.
07:36So, shall we go?
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