00:00Off S.E. Johnson Wax.
00:02NBC!
00:07So in case you're interested, here's what happened to everybody.
00:10Ira and Marianne ended up with eight children.
00:13One from every continent, and two from New Jersey.
00:16Mark and Fran invited an adventuresome Swedish couple into their marriage,
00:20and they've never been happier.
00:22Marvin became an international wrestling champion,
00:25fighting under the persona Angry Tina.
00:29Debbie and Joan got married in Hawaii, after it finally became legal for keeps.
00:34Debbie's husband still thinks it's a phase,
00:36and he phones on the first of every month and says,
00:38Come on!
00:40Dr. Sheila Kleinman became my therapist.
00:43I think she's very good.
00:46My grandma moved to Boca Raton, Florida.
00:48But it didn't take.
00:50So then she moved into my parents' building,
00:52but two floors down, so as not to intrude.
00:56Melissa is exactly the same.
00:59Nat Ostertag became the host of the longest-running local cable TV show entitled,
01:04Hey Dare, Ho Dare, It's Your Dog Dare.
01:09Hal and Maggie Conway were found to be spies and were deported back to England.
01:13Nobody there likes them either.
01:16Ursula Buffet, as you know, became governor of New York.
01:21Me? I'm fine.
01:25And these two, if you'll pardon the expression, lived happily ever after.
01:32Imagine finding out that your doctor was a...
01:39So in case you're interested, here's what happened to everybody.
01:42Ira and Marianne ended up with eight children,
01:45one from every continent and two from New Jersey.
01:48Mark and Fran invited an adventuresome Swedish couple into their marriage,
01:52and they've never been happier.
01:54Marvin became an international wrestling champion,
01:57fighting under the persona, Angry Tina.
02:01Debbie and Joan got married in Hawaii,
02:03after it finally became legal for keeps.
02:06Debbie's husband still thinks it's a phase,
02:08and he phones on the first of every month and says,
02:10Come on!
02:12Dr. Sheila Kleinman became my therapist.
02:15I think she's very good.
02:18My grandma moved to Boca Raton, Florida,
02:20but it didn't take.
02:21So then she moved into my parents' building,
02:23but two floors down, so as not to intrude.
02:27Aunt Lisa is exactly the same.
02:31Nat Ostertag became the host of the longest-running local cable TV show,
02:35entitled, Hey Dare, Ho Dare, It's Your Dog Dare.
02:41Hal and Maggie Conway were found to be spies
02:43and were deported back to England.
02:45Nobody there likes them either.
02:48Ursula Buffet, as you know, became governor of New York.
02:53Me? I'm fine.
02:57And these two, if you'll pardon the expression,
03:00lived happily ever after.
03:04Ursula Buffet, as you know, became governor of New York.
03:09Me? I'm fine.
03:13And these two, if you'll pardon the expression,
03:16lived happily ever after.
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