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00:00Episode 07
00:05Guards!
00:06Yes, sir!
00:07Where's the Tian Ji Cannon?
00:08Bring it here!
00:09Yes, sir!
00:12You even prepared the Tian Ji Cannon?
00:14It's just a silver cannon.
00:16Why are you so surprised?
00:17It's the most powerful weapon that has ever killed the earth!
00:21What?
00:22Then... the Immortals...
00:25The Immortals are very fierce!
00:28Sigh...
00:34Immortals!
00:35I'll cut off your head!
00:37You'll never get out of here!
00:45Hooray!
00:46Happy Easter!
00:47Happy Easter!
00:48What a big wreath!
00:50Wow!
00:51This is even more spectacular than our palace wreath!
00:54It's even more magnificent than the Easter Wreath at the Demon Slaying Ceremony!
00:57The smile on your teacher's face is beautiful.
01:01There's a spiritual power fluctuating in this wreath.
01:03Could it be...
01:04the legendary Immortal Cannon driven by spiritual power?
01:08You're indeed the Elder.
01:10Not only did you use food to train and beat the disciples,
01:13you also prepared the Immortal Cannon in advance to make up for the mistakes of the disciples.
01:16You're really a good teacher.
01:19You're indeed the Elder of the Alchemist.
01:20You can even make fireworks.
01:22This old man didn't live in vain.
01:24Sect Leader,
01:25although the wreath is spectacular,
01:27it doesn't have any fireworks.
01:31Elder Ge,
01:32saying such words at a time like this
01:34is a little scary.
01:35Hmph!
01:36You don't learn martial arts,
01:37Ge Wen Fu!
01:38You don't know anything about fireworks!
01:40Elder Gui,
01:41I'm just saying...
01:43Could it be...
01:45someone is using Tian Ji Cannon?
01:47Hmph!
01:48Tian Ji Cannon's murderous aura
01:50will consume your spirit energy in one shot.
01:52Which sect leader is so stupid?
01:54You haven't learned martial arts yet,
01:55but you're still using Tian Ji Cannon.
01:56Fireworks! Fireworks!
01:57Fireworks!
01:58Fireworks for me!
02:01Sect Leader Xian,
02:02turn into ashes!
02:04Sigh...
02:05How many spiritual teachers did you say I've eliminated?
02:08I don't know.
02:09About nine to ten.
02:11Seven or eight are gone.
02:13Hmph!
02:16Liu Xin,
02:17why are you crying?
02:18This is the first time I've seen fireworks.
02:20How can there be such a beautiful thing in this world?
02:23Ling Xi, don't cry.
02:28This is the first time I've seen fireworks.
02:30How can there be such a beautiful thing in this world?
02:34Junior Xuan,
02:35don't cry.
02:41It's so beautiful.
02:43Yes.
02:44The fireworks of the Immortal Sects
02:45are really rare.
02:47Yes.
02:48This time,
02:49the fireworks of the Immortal Sects
02:50will be the best in the world.
02:52Nonsense!
02:53Our Immortal Sects are the best!
02:54Nonsense!
02:55It's us!
02:56It's us!
02:57It's us!
02:58It's us!
02:59It's us!
03:00It's us!
03:01It's us!
03:02It's us!
03:04Fireworks! Fireworks! Fireworks!
03:08Sect Leader,
03:09the bombs have been blown out.
03:11What?
03:12What should we do next?
03:15Immortal Sects,
03:17are you really willing to fight with me?
03:19If you don't dare,
03:20you can change your name to the Tortoise Sect.
03:21Where are you from, old man?
03:22How dare you insult our Immortal Sects!
03:26Who are you?
03:29Since you've asked sincerely,
03:31I'll tell you frankly.
03:34I'm the disciple of the Immortal Sects,
03:37Chen Heitan.
03:38Get ready to be beheaded.
03:48Hm.
03:49Hm.
03:51Hm.
03:54Hm.
03:58Hm.
04:00Hm.
04:02Senior, you're in danger.
04:03What did you say?
04:04I said...
04:05Ah!
04:06Ah!
04:07Hey!
04:08You'll die if you finish your words.
04:10Hm.
04:11I'm so sorry.
04:12I'm so sorry.
04:13I'm so sorry.
04:14I'm so sorry.
04:15I'm so sorry.
04:16You old man!
04:17How dare you fight with me!
04:19If you don't dare,
04:20you can change your name to the Tortoise Sect.
04:21Hm.
04:22Shut up, you brat.
04:23I won't.
04:24If you have the guts,
04:25protect my mouth.
04:26If you don't want to die,
04:27tell me
04:28how to enter the Immortal Sects.
04:29Hm.
04:30Tortoise,
04:31except for scolding you,
04:32I won't say anything else.
04:33Tortoise, Tortoise, Tortoise, Tortoise.
04:35You brat.
04:36You forced me.
04:38If you don't tell me,
04:39I'll use the Soul-Searching Technique
04:40to fight by myself.
04:41Hm.
04:42Hm.
04:43Tortoise, Tortoise.
04:44Hm.
04:46It's really full of tortoises.
04:47I didn't think of anything.
04:52In the world,
04:53there is such a person
04:55with a pure heart.
04:57Hm.
05:01Kid,
05:02wake up.
05:03What did he say before?
05:04The Black Corpse is in danger?
05:05Hm.
05:06He vomited blood after saying that.
05:08It seems that
05:10the Heaven and Earth are in danger.
05:11Detected that the Earth is in danger.
05:13We will now announce the mission system.
05:15The one who was caught by the Heaven and Earth Alliance
05:16is called the Black Corpse.
05:18The reward is a golden body experience card
05:19and a jade pendant.
05:21You can use this version for others.
05:23This stupid kid
05:24really caused me trouble again.
05:25The Black Corpse was captured by the Heaven and Earth Alliance.
05:27We must save him as soon as possible.
05:29Elder Ge.
05:30Here.
05:31You take care of Mu Jiu'an.
05:32Yes.
05:33Xing Yun, Ling Xi,
05:34you stay at the Immortal Sects.
05:36Yes.
05:37The rest of you
05:38come with me to save people
05:39at the headquarters of the Heaven and Earth Alliance.
05:40Juan Yue,
05:41go and prepare Ling Zhou immediately.
05:42Yes, sir.
05:48I don't believe that the Immortal Sects won't come out
05:51with the hostage in their hands.
05:54Chief, the Immortal Sects' formation seems to be activated.
05:57What?
06:09Target, the headquarter of the Immortal Sects.
06:11The fuel in Lingzhou has been loaded.
06:14Use the power to launch the rocket.
06:15Maximum output.
06:18The Immortal Sects, attack at full speed.
06:27The Immortal Sects are now
06:28like a gang of rascals.
06:30I can't hold it anymore.
06:31Come on.
06:32Today, the Immortal Sects
06:34will fight for the Heaven.
06:42Chief.
06:44This is...
06:45Wu Jianyuan, who was supposed to come later,
06:47was actually blown away by the Immortal Sects'
06:49Lingzhou.
06:55It seems that
06:56something hit me just now.
06:59So many people.
07:00Are they here to celebrate the New Year?
07:01Master, it's the Immortal Sects' Lingzhou.
07:04Oh, so they've already come to us.
07:07Turn around at full speed.
07:10The Immortal Sects are coming.
07:12Run.
07:14You offended me.
07:16You still want to run?
07:17Run.
07:18Speed up.
07:20Don't speed up.
07:21Turn around first.
07:29As expected of the chief.
07:31The power of this one shot
07:32is more powerful than the Tianqi Cannon.
07:34Disappear.
07:39Disappear.
07:44Black Corpse.
07:45Master.
07:46Weren't you taken away by Tian Daomeng?
07:48Yes.
07:49I was caught by the Immortal Sects' Lingzhou.
07:50Then it exploded.
07:52I flew out.
07:54It's good that you're fine.
07:56Since Black Corpse is fine,
07:58let's go back to the Immortal Sects.
08:00Stop.
08:01Where is it?
08:03It sounds so close.