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00:00šµHoshiyariya Hoshiyariya Hoshiyariya Hoshiyariya Hoshiyariya Hoshiyariya Hoshiyariya Hoshiyariyašµ
00:18Asalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariya.
00:22Friends, in every show, I try to say a few words in the beginning
00:28that become a guide for the coming generations.
00:33These words should remain alive even after we pass away and show us a way.
00:37And we bring all these words for you.
00:39We learn them from the teachers and come here to tell you.
00:43And many people say that the monologues you talk about are very good.
00:47These are from those teachers whom we study.
00:50The real thing is that these words are secondary.
00:54The first speaker, the first person whose words you should listen to,
01:01you should believe in, is sitting inside you.
01:04That speaker is sitting in your heart.
01:06He gives you a monologue every day on the work you start doing.
01:12He tells you something every day.
01:14He supports you in everything you do.
01:17But many times it happens that we don't listen to him.
01:21We want someone else to come and say it.
01:23The chicken at home is equal to the lentil.
01:25If someone else comes and says it, we will listen to it.
01:28Otherwise, what he is saying is completely wrong.
01:30However, the biggest speaker is present inside you.
01:33Whenever you start doing something,
01:35listen to the voice of your heart, the voice of your conscience once.
01:40Look at history.
01:42All the nations, even if they are European nations,
01:45until they didn't listen to the voice of their conscience,
01:48they treated people in such a way that if you look at them today,
01:52you will see tears of blood.
01:55The day they started listening to the voice of their conscience,
01:58their conditions started improving.
02:00Whatever you are, whether you are in the police,
02:02whether you are a clerk, whether you do a business,
02:05whatever you do, while measuring, while doing business,
02:08while behaving with people,
02:11in your morals, in your worship, in your beliefs, in everything,
02:16listen to this voice once.
02:19It always says the right thing.
02:21And if you keep listening to it,
02:23then God willing, you will come to know
02:25that you don't need anyone else's advice.
02:27This advice comes directly from above.
02:30Come, let's start today's show with this message.
02:32Today, let's take you on a sailing ship
02:35and see what people are doing there.
02:38Okay, why is the ship empty?
02:40Maybe it's hot, that's why.
02:42In the heat, the ship gets empty.
02:43People are looking so stupid.
02:47Oh.
02:48Has he come here to clean?
02:50And if you have come to clean, then why are you holding a gun?
02:52Sir, I have come to clean.
02:54Hmm.
02:55But give me the treasure.
02:57This is a cruise ship.
02:58Your father has to keep the treasure here.
03:00Hello.
03:01Yes.
03:02Don't say anything like that.
03:03I didn't say anything like that.
03:05Didn't you? Can't you see the gun?
03:11What is this?
03:12I am not good at earning money.
03:19Has anyone seen us coming here?
03:21No, boss.
03:22Okay.
03:23We still have time.
03:25I think we should hide somewhere here.
03:28You guys are really smart.
03:29Speak softly.
03:30Don't make me hit you.
03:31Don't make me hit you.
03:32Sir, the passengers have to come inside now.
03:34Passengers?
03:35The ships.
03:36Oh, okay.
03:37It's docked right now.
03:38Okay.
03:39That's why there is no one here.
03:41We love the water of this sea.
03:43Okay.
03:44Our forefathers also lived in these seas.
03:46Okay.
03:47This sea is our world.
03:50This sea is our livelihood.
03:53And we have to earn from here.
03:55And we have to eat from here.
03:58By the way,
03:59we earn a lot by catching fish.
04:01What?
04:03Do you know,
04:04did you get hurt before that or not?
04:07Okay.
04:08Have you robbed anyone till date?
04:10400 murders.
04:12And 500 gold bricks.
04:14We robbed 250,000 dollars the day before yesterday.
04:17Oh, wow.
04:18Why are you robbing so much?
04:20What will you do?
04:21You don't buy clothes.
04:22Clothes?
04:23What will I do by wearing clothes in the sea?
04:25And you guys killed 400 people with these guns.
04:28No.
04:29All the ships were sunk.
04:31Interpol.
04:33CIA.
04:34All the institutions are after us.
04:36But no one can catch us.
04:40The day the coast guard catches you,
04:42you will know.
04:43Coast guard?
04:44Where is the coast guard?
04:45Let's hide.
04:46Get out.
04:50Greetings.
04:51Please fasten your safety belts.
04:54And if you can't breathe,
04:56wait for the mask to fall.
04:58Was it okay, sir?
04:59Absolutely.
05:00Very good.
05:01But speak a little louder.
05:02Should I speak louder?
05:03Please fasten your safety belts.
05:06Who are you talking to?
05:08Sir, I am talking to the passengers.
05:10And sir, the air is echoing outside.
05:12Safety belt?
05:13Yes, sir.
05:14And in a seaplane?
05:15Sir, I was an air hostess before.
05:18There was a closed cabin there.
05:19So, I am trained for that.
05:20Sir, the thing is,
05:22the aircraft has borrowed this word from us.
05:25Otherwise, the belts are fastened on the water.
05:29Tell me, you were an air hostess before.
05:31Yes, sir.
05:32What are you now?
05:33Now, I am a yacht hostess.
05:35She is not a yacht hostess.
05:37Are we on a yacht?
05:39Now, you are a sea hostess.
05:41Sir, I am a sea hostess.
05:44I am a sea hostess on a yacht.
05:46This is not a yacht.
05:47I am a sea hostess on a ship.
05:49This is not a ship.
05:50Sir, I am a sea hostess on a boat.
05:52This is not a boat.
05:53Sir, I was a sea hostess before.
05:57Greetings, ladies and gentlemen.
05:58Welcome on board.
05:59We are in the waters of Spain.
06:01He seems to be a very decent man.
06:03Yes, I am the second officer, basically.
06:05I will come to that side.
06:06Ladies and gentlemen,
06:07we will pick up our food from here in a while.
06:09And in the deep seas,
06:10we will travel around the world
06:12at a height of zero feet
06:13and will go back to our country.
06:16With cameraman Khattak,
06:17second officer Rashid Ahmed,
06:19ARY News, Lahore.
06:26Passenger baggage.
06:27Greetings, sir.
06:28Please fasten your seat belts.
06:30And give me this bag.
06:31I will keep it in the recycle cabin.
06:35Come here.
06:36Come here.
06:37Is it his duty to hold your hand?
06:38He has held my hand all his life.
06:40Now he will hold another woman's hand.
06:42Come.
06:43In the name of God.
06:44Oh, wow.
06:45I like them so much.
06:47And you will see
06:48that till this age,
06:49there is love between siblings.
06:51Hey, sister,
06:52why have you lost your mind?
06:54What happened?
06:55You have come to mess with the ship as well.
06:58Isn't he Haroon, the poet?
06:59He has become a poet.
07:01How are you?
07:02I am fine.
07:03There is a love song.
07:05Yes.
07:06There is a love song.
07:09There is nothing else in life.
07:14Wow.
07:15There is a story between us.
07:19Oh, wow.
07:22Very good.
07:23For you, juice, coffee,
07:24pina colada, lemon water
07:25or black chickpeas?
07:26No, no, no.
07:27Black coffee.
07:28Yes, sir.
07:29How long have you been together?
07:32Brother, it's been a year since we got married.
07:34Forget it.
07:35I won't hit you.
07:36Oh, wow.
07:37You both look so cute.
07:39Oh.
07:40Aunty's hair has turned silver.
07:42Your hair has turned black.
07:44Black hair?
07:45I will give you black hair.
07:46No, no, no.
07:47Color, color.
07:48What is this?
07:49Your parents are very strong.
07:51They got divorced,
07:52but they didn't give you a digger.
07:53Oh, wow.
07:54The real thing is
07:55that uncle Haroon
07:56earned a lot of money.
07:58Oh, wow.
07:59He wanted me to go on a world tour.
08:01But he says
08:02you can go on a world tour
08:03with me.
08:04He says
08:05that he wants me
08:06to climb on a ship
08:08and stand like a titanic.
08:12You can stand on a boat
08:14and spit on it.
08:15He will spit on the water.
08:17Then you are mistaken.
08:21Your intentions are against me.
08:24You both look so cute.
08:26We are going on a world tour.
08:27Oh, wow.
08:28Life has passed.
08:29We have two or three grandchildren.
08:31We have three granddaughters.
08:32Marriage?
08:33Oh, wow.
08:34But we love each other.
08:35This is how it should be.
08:36And this is the secret
08:37of your long life.
08:38Miss,
08:39black coffee is not available.
08:40Should I get you
08:41a complimentary pedicure?
08:42I told you
08:43to take a pyjama
08:44and rub it on him.
08:47Mayday, mayday, mayday.
08:48What happened?
08:49Mayday, mayday.
08:51Okay.
08:52What?
08:53Sir, I got a call from the cargo
08:55that there is a big trap.
08:57Mayday.
08:59Mayday means
09:01there is an accident.
09:03Sir, it means mayday.
09:04I said mayday, mayday.
09:06I will get water for you.
09:07No, not water.
09:08Check your uncle's pants.
09:11What are you doing?
09:12We haven't even started yet.
09:13I am straightening the direction of the ship.
09:15Sir, water is not available.
09:16For youā¦
09:17You don't have anything.
09:18Do you have a place for your sister?
09:21Sir, I am sitting there.
09:22If you need anything,
09:23you can tell auntie.
09:25You can't tell me.
09:26I am sitting here with a stove.
09:29Sir, we are sitting in the ship.
09:31Girls are like that.
09:32Okay, tell me.
09:33What time do we have to leave?
09:34Uncle?
09:35Sir, we will leave in 15 minutes.
09:36The passengers will be full.
09:38Passengers will be full.
09:39The situation is such
09:40that we are filling up the fuel.
09:42How many passengers are there?
09:44One or two?
09:45Take the money from me.
09:46Sir, let me check.
09:49Sir, there are only two passengers.
09:51Okay, then wait.
09:53By the way, this is such a beautiful couple.
09:55Looking at this couple,
09:56I remembered a couple.
09:58It was back in 2012.
10:01I met a couple in the UK.
10:04I had gone to a hospital
10:05for someone's treatment.
10:07That couple was arguing with each other.
10:09It so happened that
10:10they were exactly the same couple.
10:12The uncle was lying on the bed
10:14and he had drips on his face.
10:16The auntie was arguing with him.
10:17While arguing,
10:18she noticed me.
10:20She continued what she was saying.
10:22So I had to stop.
10:24I asked her,
10:25why are you both fighting?
10:26She said that
10:27she had promised me all her life
10:29that when I retire,
10:31I will take her on a world tour.
10:34Since she has retired,
10:36she gets cancer recurrence every two years.
10:40This is the third time
10:41that she has cancer.
10:42And now I am getting her treated.
10:44I am fighting to get rid of this cancer.
10:47And take me on a world tour.
10:50That man had cancer in his arm.
10:52And he was saying
10:53to make her understand.
10:54I promise her
10:55that I will fight this cancer.
10:56I will get up
10:57and take her on a world tour.
10:59I really liked their spirit
11:01and their ambition.
11:03I really liked that
11:04they were not taking cancer
11:05very seriously.
11:09Yes, sir.
11:10Sir, he is saying
11:11that the water has come
11:12but it is in the bathroom.
11:13Should I get it for you from there?
11:15Then sell it to everyone here.
11:17I don't drink.
11:20Okay, let me warn you all.
11:23I think,
11:24in fact,
11:25maybe,
11:26surely,
11:28I think,
11:29because I don't know
11:30if you are here or not.
11:31Right.
11:32Two sea pirates
11:33are hiding in your ship.
11:35Really?
11:36Yes.
11:39I have brought their water.
11:41I have brought their water.
11:44Increase the security.
11:45Okay.
11:47Sir,
11:48please tear one piece of cloth.
11:49From where do you think
11:50this is a cloth?
11:51Sir, from the mouth, hair,
11:52eyes and moustache.
11:53Excuse me.
11:54He is my husband.
11:55Look, I am a businessman.
11:57If he is your businessman,
11:58he is still a thief.
12:00Sir, please
12:01tie your safety belt.
12:02I will keep it in the bin.
12:03I am sure,
12:04there will be a problem.
12:05I will keep it in the bin.
12:06Where are you taking him?
12:09Leave him.
12:10Look, I have a ticket.
12:11I am a passenger.
12:12Do you have a ticket?
12:13Yes.
12:14What are you saying?
12:15He is not a Kazakh.
12:16I have seen a Kazakh.
12:18Welcome on board, sir.
12:19Please have a seat.
12:20Apologize to him.
12:21Apologize to him.
12:22This is amazing.
12:23Look, come here.
12:25At least, you should recognize
12:27who we are.
12:30Look, don't be hyper.
12:31Your blood pressure will be high.
12:32Did I bring a garland of flowers?
12:34Where did you get it from?
12:35They think we are Kazakhs.
12:36Sir, for you,
12:37juice,
12:38pina colada,
12:39lemon juice,
12:40what would you like?
12:41Pina colada.
12:42For me, mojito.
12:43Sir,
12:44we don't have pina colada and mojito.
12:45Would you like water?
12:47Move aside, aunty.
12:49This is bathroom water.
12:51It will suit him.
12:55Okay, bring water.
12:56Yes.
12:57Thank you.
12:58You were saying,
12:59the cruise we are going on
13:00is amazing.
13:01We will get everything there.
13:03We are only getting water here.
13:05You will get everything.
13:06Why are you getting angry?
13:07Whenever I get angry,
13:08it doesn't stop.
13:09It goes on and on.
13:10It feels like
13:11I have come home.
13:14Rasheed.
13:15Sir.
13:16Anchor up.
13:17Sir.
13:18Okay.
13:19This is the only jump.
13:20This is the only jump.
13:21Let's go.
13:22Sir,
13:23I have told you many times
13:24that
13:25don't leave the clutch
13:26after the race.
13:28If the road is bad,
13:29the car will be bad.
13:31Now, we have left Zafar.
13:33How did you two meet
13:34in your youth?
13:35We met
13:36in Rashtra.
13:37Oh, you met in Rashtra.
13:38We met in Rashtra.
13:39I was ahead of him.
13:40Yes.
13:41I used to beat him up.
13:42There was a fight going on.
13:43Everyone was beating him up.
13:44You reached there.
13:45I reached there.
13:46Then?
13:47I was there for two days.
13:49He was the fourth one
13:50to reach there.
13:51Yes.
13:52I was there.
13:53Oh.
13:54After that,
13:55you haven't left there yet.
13:56Oh.
13:57When I reached there,
13:58the stars were shining.
13:59Oh.
14:00I lost my sight.
14:01I had a dream in my head.
14:02Oh.
14:03I said,
14:04what is happening to us?
14:05My heart was beating fast.
14:06Oh.
14:07I said,
14:08what is this?
14:09He said,
14:10I think he has a stroke.
14:11He shot me
14:12in the chest
14:13when he was drunk.
14:15This is how
14:16I fell in love.
14:17Your desire
14:18and your step
14:19is ŠøŠ½ŃŃŃŃŠ¼ŠµŠ½Ń
14:20of your name.
14:21I have missed your care
14:22and effort
14:23and have wasted
14:24my time.
14:25I have tried
14:26so many times
14:27to free you
14:28from my yoke.
14:29Those who have
14:30played with their parents
14:31have lost their
14:32games and victories.
14:33This juice
14:34We have juices, bottles, juice, bottle, juice, bottles.
14:38You are saying anything.
14:38We have juices, bottles, juice, bottles.
14:38We have juices, bottles, juice, bottles.
14:39We have bottles, we have grapes.
14:42Sadhka, I don't eat grapes,
14:44but I will give you 1000 guys.
14:47I don't eat by digging.
14:48Oh, I gave him a spices.
14:50Uncle.
14:51Yes.
14:51Bring my horse power here.
14:53Whose? Whose uncle?
14:54Bring.
14:56Hello.
14:56What will he say?
14:57Give him something to make him laugh, I don't know.
15:00Hello.
15:01Is food even left?
15:02Leave it. I know it's a lie.
15:04Are they going to send us away or not?
15:06Come on, let's go back.
15:07Okay.
15:07What is this?
15:09I think it's a water pocket.
15:13Yes, hello.
15:15Yes, I'll ask.
15:16Sir, they are saying that the light in your room has gone off.
15:19So, shall I make arrangements for you here?
15:25Listen to me.
15:26Yes, tell me.
15:27There's a call from the control room.
15:28There's a huge mountain in front of us.
15:30So, we have to hold on to everything around you.
15:34Hold on to it tightly.
15:36I have it with me.
15:37Hold on to your own, sir.
15:40Sir, it was a false alarm.
15:41Okay, clear.
15:42It's gone.
15:43The mountain is gone.
15:48Sir.
15:48Yes.
15:49Sit here.
15:49I'll tell you what to do.
15:51No, no.
15:51Take it.
15:53You don't know that we are going to Italy.
15:55Oh!
15:56I'll take you to Venus.
15:58Venus is where the boats go in the water.
16:01Where the boats go in the water.
16:02Where the people sit in the water.
16:03They are called gondolas.
16:05Yes, what?
16:06The people who go there are called gondolas.
16:08Yes, yes.
16:09The boats are parked outside the houses.
16:11Yes.
16:11Yes, it's very beautiful.
16:13Come here a little.
16:16Like a titanic.
16:17Like this.
16:19We'll stand like this.
16:20Like this.
16:22Like this.
16:23We'll take pictures like this.
16:24Yes.
16:25And you and I will sing songs here.
16:27Yes.
16:28What song will we sing?
16:29This.
16:30The way I saw your face.
16:34The weather was also lovely.
16:36Hey, no one will move.
16:38No one will move.
16:39No one will move.
16:41If anyone moves from their place.
16:43Then I'll shoot him.
16:45Security.
16:46Sir, I think.
16:47Farkhanda's life is in danger.
16:49Oh!
16:50No, no, no.
16:52I'm going to kill you.
16:56Oh!
16:57Hey, come forward.
16:58Come forward.
16:59Who will fly the plane?
17:01Come forward, you kids of the plane.
17:03Come here.
17:04Wait.
17:07Boss.
17:08Yes.
17:08Let's make it a fish tank in the sea.
17:11Good idea.
17:12Pick it up.
17:14Pick it up.
17:16Pick it up.
17:18Poor guy.
17:20Oh!
17:21No.
17:25Hey, stop crying.
17:27If anyone cries.
17:29Then I'll shoot him.
17:34Now I'm the captain of this ship.
17:37Hey!
17:38Whom are you calling?
17:39Hello.
17:40Whom are you calling?
17:42Sir, he is saying.
17:44There is water in the bathroom.
17:46What's the use?
17:47Why?
17:50What?
17:51Right.
17:58Jack.
17:59Jack.
18:02Rashida.
18:04Wake up, Rashid.
18:05I've lost my innocence, Farkhanda.
18:09You acted so fast.
18:10You didn't act at all.
18:13Now you find someone else.
18:15I'm not worthy of you anymore.
18:17I can't see anything now.
18:18Now I can't give you any happiness in this world.
18:21Okay, then.
18:25Hey!
18:26Hey!
18:27Pick him up and bring him to me.
18:30Hurry up.
18:30Pick him up.
18:31Yes.
18:32Take him.
18:33What happened?
18:34Pick him up.
18:34Come to me.
18:35Where are you taking me?
18:37Bring him there.
18:39Hey!
18:40Come here.
18:41Come here.
18:42Hey!
18:43Yes.
18:43Do you know the way to Shambila island?
18:45I knew it, sir.
18:47But I don't know where it is now.
18:48I can't see it now.
18:50I can only remember the language.
18:51Okay, then.
18:53You tell me the way.
18:55I'll fly the ship myself.
18:56Okay.
18:56Okay.
18:57Come here.
19:04Go straight.
19:07Straight.
19:08What do you see on the right side?
19:10Blue water.
19:12And on the left side?
19:13There's blue water on the left side as well.
19:16I think we're in the ocean.
19:19What do you see in front?
19:21Right in front.
19:22There's blue water right in front as well.
19:24Turn around.
19:25Turn around.
19:26No, wait.
19:27I forgot to turn around.
19:29What do you mean you forgot to turn around?
19:32Wait a minute.
19:32Ask someone where the blue water comes from.
19:35I'll ask if I see someone.
19:38I don't understand.
19:39Take me to the wheel.
19:40I'll drive it myself.
19:41Okay.
19:42Where?
19:43My wheel.
19:44Sir.
19:45Please take a break.
19:47I'll get down here.
19:50How much is this fish for?
19:56Oh.
19:59He's back.
20:01Are you safe?
20:02How did you survive?
20:03I don't know who's praying on the shore.
20:08I drown and the ocean splashes me.
20:11I'm not alone.
20:12There are so many of us that it's dry out here.
20:17Viewers, there's a small break.
20:19We'll meet again after the break.
20:21What do we do about him?
20:23Yes.
20:24What do we do about him?
20:26What do we do about him?
20:29Let's throw him out of the ocean.
20:32Okay.
20:33Brother.
20:36Brother.
20:37He's a ship.
20:38He has a hardball.
20:39He's a ship.
20:46Welcome back, viewers.
20:47We have the same mother-in-law and daughter-in-law
20:50who came a few days ago.
20:52Let's ask them why they came this time.
20:54Hello.
20:54Who do you want to greet?
20:56Greet me.
20:57Who do you want to greet?
20:58Alam Labar.
21:00Greet me.
21:01I can't greet you.
21:02Why not?
21:03I don't have the brains.
21:05I don't have the brains.
21:05I'm wearing a shirt and a tie.
21:08You're wearing a shirt and a tie.
21:10People say you're a dirty man.
21:12Whenever you have a problem at home
21:14why don't you solve it at home?
21:15Why do you come here?
21:16We're from National TV.
21:17We tell our problems here.
21:18We fight at home.
21:20One of us is a rickshaw driver.
21:22Two of us are rickshaw drivers.
21:24Why don't you solve it at home?
21:25You're from a well-to-do family.
21:28What's your problem?
21:29Look at your jewelry.
21:31Exactly.
21:31I'm a millionaire.
21:33I'm a mother.
21:34I never become a mother.
21:35I saw it.
21:35I never became a daughter.
21:37I became a daughter.
21:38I saw it.
21:39You're a dirty man.
21:40I'll hit you.
21:43We eat biryani in one plate.
21:46Where did you get it from?
21:47Two plates of biryani.
21:48Why don't you solve it at home?
21:49Why do you always wear your wedding clothes?
21:53My husband said that my clothes are beautiful.
21:56I should look beautiful.
21:57If you apply make-up on your face
21:59I'll scream if I see you in the morning.
22:01You still look like a mother-in-law.
22:03You're sitting on your feet.
22:05No, no.
22:05Look, aunt is graceful.
22:07I'll tell you a story.
22:09Tell me.
22:09My granddaughter became a tyrant.
22:11Oh!
22:12She used to steal women's rooms.
22:14She used to steal women's daughters.
22:17My grandson did the same.
22:18He got his wife's room.
22:20He used to steal women's rooms.
22:21He used to steal women's rooms.
22:24Oh!
22:25This is unfair.
22:26She used to steal women's rooms.
22:29No.
22:31He used to steal women's rooms.
22:35She was singing a song.
22:36I thought she was singing a song.
22:38She was singing a song.
22:41You're a well-educated woman.
22:45Listen to me, Haroon.
22:46He used to steal women's rooms.
22:47Yes.
22:48He used to steal women's rooms.
22:50He didn't steal women's rooms.
22:52He has a son.
22:53He didn't steal women's rooms.
22:54You're too old to steal women's rooms.
22:55You don't have to trouble me.
22:57You don't have to trouble me.
22:58Now pack your bags and go to sleep.
23:02Haroon, you're a smart man.
23:04How can a mother leave her child?
23:06I've kept him in my tent for nine months.
23:08You keep your uncle in your tent.
23:09Why do you keep him in a hotel?
23:14Mr. Farzand.
23:15Who is Mr. Farzand?
23:16He is Mr. Farzand.
23:17He is her husband.
23:19She calls him Mr. Farzand.
23:22Okay.
23:23I kept him in my tent for nine months.
23:24I didn't let him sleep.
23:26This is not done.
23:27She is very hot.
23:28Such a woman is from a poor family.
23:31We are from a poor family.
23:32My parents used to tie her up with a needle.
23:36They used to tie her up with a needle.
23:39She used to take her clothes off at night.
23:42They used to tie her up.
23:43Yes.
23:44My mother used to do that in the morning.
23:46My mother used to drink cold water.
23:47She used to tie her up like this.
23:49They used to say that she is crazy.
23:52If there is an AC in your daughter-in-law's room
23:54there is another solution.
23:55I will tell you.
23:57You listen to me.
23:58You do this.
23:58No, I will tell you.
24:00There was a hole in the wall.
24:03Okay.
24:03It was full of air.
24:06Oh.
24:07I used to keep a stool under it all night
24:10and I used to stand there with my face in the hole.
24:13She listens to you.
24:14She used to drink cold water.
24:15She used to drink cold water.
24:16It was full of air.
24:18It was good.
24:18She used to stand there.
24:19She used to stand there.
24:20She used to stand there and keep her face in the hole.
24:22She used to keep her face in the hole.
24:23Okay, listen to me.
24:25The first thing is that your son has done a mistake.
24:27He should have installed an AC in his mother's room.
24:29Absolutely.
24:30He installed an AC in his wife's room.
24:31And this is your injustice that you shut her off.
24:34I don't keep my face in the hole.
24:35Why?
24:36I ask her in the morning.
24:37I tell her that there is a lot of load-shedding.
24:39I tell her that she shouldn't keep her face in her mother's room.
24:42Her body will get spoilt.
24:44She shouldn't keep her face in the hole.
24:46What kind of a father are you?
24:47You have a circle in the back.
24:49You have a circle in the back.
24:50You have a circle in the back.
24:51When I was your age, I loved my daughters-in-law a lot.
24:55Who?
24:55I did.
24:55If you behave like this, you won't have a daughter.
24:58I will curse you.
24:59Oh, no.
25:00You won't have a daughter with such behaviour.
25:03Oh, no.
25:03You are hurting me.
25:04I am hurting you.
25:05I won't curse you.
25:06Although I want seven sons to wash their faces.
25:09Seven sons to wash their faces?
25:11What do you mean by that?
25:12Look at her. She is so young.
25:13She can't do it.
25:16Both of you open a door in the middle.
25:18The air will pass through it.
25:19Very good.
25:20If you had closed that hole, I would have allowed you to open the door.
25:23Pandit.
25:24Don't talk nonsense.
25:25How did you close that hole?
25:27How?
25:27By putting three nails together, you made a council.
25:34Mr. Arun, I think that this is unfair.
25:36They have to sleep in the same room.
25:39But you should also see that
25:40it is a common practice for many people
25:42that they sleep in the same room in the summer.
25:44They have to sleep in the same AC room.
25:45Their problem is not that they are not sleeping in the same room.
25:49I don't think they let their auntie sleep in their room.
25:51I think she is snoring.
25:53I think she is using a donkey pump.
25:57She was about to beat me up with money.
26:00Yes, she was about to beat you up.
26:01She doesn't snore at night.
26:02Yes.
26:02She snores in the morning.
26:07You do it.
26:08I have a lot of money.
26:09I do this and that.
26:11What else?
26:12If you want to fight, you can change the room.
26:14You can come there and fight with them.
26:16You are a smart man.
26:18Yes.
26:18Come on.
26:19By the way, this is right.
26:20For some time, as long as it is very hot,
26:24she is a old woman.
26:24And anyway, people who are 75 years old,
26:27in fact, people who are 70 years old,
26:28they should take special care of them
26:30in these hot days.
26:32So, you give your auntie your room
26:33and she will go to her room.
26:34Auntie, it is also possible that you sleep on the king bed
26:38and you two sleep on the mattress.
26:39That is what we want.
26:40No, sister.
26:41You are my sister.
26:43Look, the queen of this house is a mother.
26:45Absolutely.
26:46It is a mother's job.
26:48Go to sleep, kids.
26:50Turn off the lights.
26:50You are an old man.
26:51Don't sleep at this time.
26:52Get up in the morning.
26:53Go to your auntie's house.
26:54She sends TikToks all night.
26:56Let's see.
26:59Sir, this is a very wrong concept in our society.
27:03If someone is old, we think
27:05that he can't do anything for his entertainment.
27:08May God bless you.
27:09You are absolutely right.
27:11What is the use of going to the party?
27:13He can't even see the happiness.
27:15He can't even see the happiness.
27:17What is the use of wearing someone else's underwear?
27:19What have you done to me?
27:20Okay.
27:21She is taking her side.
27:23Yes.
27:24Look, you said that he can't do anything for his entertainment.
27:27He can't do this and that.
27:28What is this?
27:28This is our society.
27:29I mean, she can't do anything.
27:31She can't do fashion or anything.
27:33This is our concept.
27:34Okay.
27:35This is not right.
27:35Entertainment.
27:36I have spent a lot of money on dolls.
27:38Oh, dear.
27:39Isn't it better to spend money on dolls?
27:42Yes.
27:42You are playing cards.
27:45Oh.
27:45I am playing cards.
27:46Today I am sitting on a bed of cards.
27:49If you get hurt, call the doctor.
27:55All the girls.
27:57Yes.
27:57Arzu, you got married.
27:59Yes.
28:00Doesn't your husband treat you well?
28:02Absolutely.
28:02He spends money on you.
28:04Did your mother-in-law trouble you?
28:05No, never.
28:06When did you trouble your mother-in-law?
28:07No, never.
28:08Believe me, I didn't sleep.
28:10I used to take the money and leave.
28:11Oh.
28:13You didn't understand.
28:14No, I didn't.
28:15I am not playing games now.
28:18Now I am going to play games with you with a sword.
28:22What is there to trouble your mother-in-law?
28:24She is a queen.
28:25Tell me, how many queens do you have?
28:27Four days of moonlight and then a dark night.
28:30What is this?
28:31The one who hits with a sledgehammer
28:33doesn't look like a scoundrel.
28:38Hey, girl, where did you get this goongi from?
28:42Listen to me. I am making a decision.
28:45You do it. I am here.
28:47I am making a decision.
28:47You see, he doesn't even let me touch his face.
28:51What?
28:52I haven't washed my face in eight days.
28:53What are you saying?
28:55Don't you feel ashamed?
28:56Don't you feel ashamed that I am a fool?
28:59What is the difference?
29:00He uses different spices.
29:01He uses Maltese soil.
29:03He uses Teeth soil.
29:03Okay.
29:05Okay, aunty, I will give you a sane advice.
29:08Yes.
29:08When daughters-in-law come,
29:09the mother-in-law has to take a step back.
29:12Do you know what is the matter?
29:13Your mother-in-law is my sister.
29:15Okay.
29:15We are friends.
29:16Yes.
29:17Now you are roaming around London.
29:19Her daughters..
29:22Mother-in-law, this is how mothers-in-law fight.
29:24When she fights, it looks like she is a woman's lover.
29:29Aunty, don't do this.
29:30Look at the condition of the child.
29:33Trust me, Haroon.
29:35Yes.
29:35When she went to the doctor,
29:36I said, thank God, there is no problem.
29:38Yes.
29:39When she came back, she said,
29:40she is a cow.
29:42When she came back, she said,
29:43congratulations, it is carbon monoxide.
29:46Brother, even your daughter-in-law should understand
29:48that you don't love your daughters
29:50as much as you love your daughters-in-law.
29:51Does anyone give you a bandage?
29:55I am telling you clearly.
29:56I have said it many times.
29:57Yes.
29:58If your parents don't have a roof over their head,
30:00then the roof over your head
30:01is not permissible for you.
30:03True.
30:04This is my personal opinion.
30:06If your parents are hungry
30:08and you are eating food,
30:09then the food is not right for you.
30:12Mother is sleeping in the heat
30:13and you have given the AC to your wife.
30:15So, I think, your wife and mother should sleep.
30:17But you should not sleep
30:18until your mother sleeps in a cool place.
30:20God forbid, I will beat you up.
30:22I will beat you up.
30:24Don't do this.
30:25Aunty, don't do this.
30:26Like this.
30:27I will beat you up like this.
30:29I will beat you up like this.
30:30Aunty..
30:31I will beat you up like this.
30:32Like this.
30:33I will beat you up like this.
30:34You can do as much as you want.
30:36But don't sleep in the AC.
30:41Viewers, there is a small break.
30:42We will meet again after the break.
30:44Sir, you are..
30:45No, sir. I will do it on one side.
30:47What are you doing?
30:48I have seen three ears.
30:49I have seen three ears.
30:51Salim, you are so weak.
30:52If I had a dream once a month..
30:54What?
30:54..then I would have died.
31:01Welcome back, viewers.
31:02This show..
31:03Agha..
31:03Did Salim's voice come out or was it Agha's voice?
31:05Agha's voice came out.
31:06Agha, in your absence
31:09the extent to which this man was sad..
31:11I am saying this on air.
31:12Absolutely.
31:13And I am saying the truth.
31:14I am surprised that..
31:16I mean, he is a bad man.
31:17But still, he is very sad for Agha.
31:20He got a cut on his wrist.
31:22He got his heart written on his wrist.
31:25And, sir, Agha's voice came out.
31:27I am saying the truth.
31:27Agha's voice came out.
31:28Agha's voice came out.
31:30And, sir, after you left..
31:31Anyway, overall, it was such a strange and positive atmosphere
31:34that I was not able to enjoy it.
31:37He is my friend. He is my brother.
31:39We have been working together since 30 years.
31:41It is obvious that we have been working together.
31:42A person gets sad when he is at home.
31:44He has a dog at home. He doesn't even take a bath.
31:48I had gone abroad.
31:49I don't take a bath with a dog.
31:56Okay.
31:56Mr. Agha, you went abroad.
31:58Yes.
31:58And then, you came back to India.
32:01How was your tour?
32:02Alhamdulillah, it was a very good tour.
32:03Really?
32:04Did people welcome you very well?
32:06Alhamdulillah.
32:07Why?
32:09After a little service,
32:12our programme has a lot of credit.
32:14Alhamdulillah.
32:15So, I went on a tour of Australia.
32:19I am very much liked in Australia.
32:21Whenever I meet people,
32:23I meet them for their wisdom.
32:26I don't meet anyone for theatre.
32:27Oh, wow!
32:29Very good.
32:31Mr. Arun, you were talking about monologues.
32:35We see in films that the situation is bad.
32:39Everyone is negative.
32:40Everyone is acting.
32:41In such a situation, a person gets angry.
32:44He gives a monologue.
32:45And everyone is calm.
32:47They realise that they have done wrong.
32:49Yes.
32:50But in real life, if you give a monologue,
32:53people say, let's go.
32:54That's right.
32:55People who say this, call you right.
32:57Don't give monologues.
32:58People say, let's go.
32:59Let's go.
33:01Now, the audience must have realised
33:04that why I have kept my chair away from them.
33:08My question is still the same.
33:10What?
33:10What do you have to do to make someone realise in real life?
33:15In real life, there are only two things.
33:17One is your experience.
33:19And second, if you find a good person
33:23who will impress you with his life, his character.
33:27No one is happy with what he says.
33:30Otherwise, everyone has books at home.
33:33No one reads them.
33:34Everyone has a voice.
33:35You see that people hear good things from somewhere.
33:40No one believes it.
33:41People only see your character.
33:43When people see that your character is not good,
33:46you say good things,
33:48people don't believe it.
33:50The biggest thing is that when the whole environment
33:54is of those who speak the truth.
33:55Let me tell you something simple.
33:57In our society, many times,
34:00a person who lies is called clever.
34:02Yes.
34:03He is a very clever person.
34:04He says that he has left.
34:06A person who lies is called clever.
34:07Now, in the so-called civilised society,
34:10if you go there and abuse someone,
34:13he will ask you why you are abusing him.
34:15What happened?
34:15He won't get so angry.
34:17If you just tell him that you are a liar,
34:20he will hold you by the collar.
34:22How dare you call me a liar?
34:23Yes.
34:23I can be anything but a liar.
34:25They even say that if you go home and knock on someone's door,
34:29you can hear the voice inside that we are fighting right now.
34:33This is not the right time.
34:35You can come later.
34:36And the person who is standing outside and says that they are fighting,
34:39he goes back.
34:40He doesn't go and tell his relatives that they were fighting the day before.
34:44He quietly goes back.
34:46Because there is a tradition of telling the truth.
34:49You feel odd when you lie in that society.
34:52Right.
34:53So, there is an overall system that works.
34:55Otherwise, people don't listen to what you say.
34:58The person who is standing outside and says that they were fighting,
35:02if he doesn't hear the voice from inside,
35:03he will go and tell his relatives that they are fighting.
35:07Goga called her son.
35:09Son, hold him by the collar.
35:10Why?
35:11He is free to say whatever he wants.
35:14If this system starts in Pakistan as well,
35:16that it is not the right time to come later.
35:17My wife is hitting me right now.
35:19So, no one has ever come to my house.
35:21Sir, you are..
35:22No, he does everything on one side.
35:24What are you doing?
35:25I have sold three acres of land for three acres of land.
35:27Sir, Salim..
35:28Salim, you are so weak that I had a dream once in a month.
35:31What?
35:31That I am dead.
35:36Sir, Salim has gone to the doctor.
35:38He says that there is a previous record.
35:39So, bring it next time.
35:40Yes, this is what the doctor says.
35:42Yes. So, bring it next time.
35:43And tell the doctor where to unload the pick-up.
35:47Since Mr. Agha has come back,
35:49his skin has improved a lot.
35:51Yes, it is glowing.
35:52Why is that?
35:53No, he only goes out during work hours.
35:55And he stays in the hotel all day.
35:58So, that is why..
35:59What is the point of staying in a hotel tour?
36:02You have to stay in a hotel.
36:03You can't afford anything here.
36:05You can't afford anything here.
36:05You stay in a hotel.
36:06You should go on a tour.
36:08In foreign countries..
36:09Why should I go on a tour?
36:10In the world, in God's nature..
36:11Praise the Lord.
36:12You have gone to a hotel to spend your time.
36:15You should take him along.
36:17You have a chance to get married.
36:22Yes, dear.
36:23Greetings.
36:23My name is Mishal.
36:25I have a question for you.
36:26If you have to become a student of one of Mr. Agha and Mr. Salim,
36:31who will you become?
36:32Oh!
36:33Wow!
36:33If I have to become a student of one of them..
36:36It is a question.
36:37I will stay here for a year and then..
36:39Look, you have touched upon two delicate topics.
36:43Who will I become a student of?
36:46There is no time.
36:47It is a 36-minute show.
36:47You should say it quickly.
36:51I will say it.
36:51My sister should have asked me this question.
36:54She should have asked me to become a student of both of them.
36:57Who will do it?
36:57I would have done it in a jiffy.
36:58But no one wanted to do it.
36:59Wow!
37:01Sir, you..
37:03By the way, till date..
37:05..in the Pakistani film industry and in the media..
37:08..who is your favourite comedian till date?
37:12Sir, my favourite comedian is..
37:14You see, it is a very difficult question.
37:17I think it is Amanat.
37:20But you said that the question is difficult.
37:23Okay, you do one thing.
37:24You should be a student of Mr. Mirza.
37:28It means you won't get a chance to listen to comedy.
37:31Okay, Mr. Mirza, in your opinion..
37:33..in Pakistan, among the writers and performers..
37:36..who is the greatest comedian?
37:38Mirza, it is you.
37:39I can't say mine.
37:41In my opinion..
37:42Look, I won't talk about Mr. Agha..
37:43..but it comes from my heart that..
37:45..it is said that an action performer..
37:48..performs with his body movements..
37:50..that is Mr. Agha Majid.
37:51Wow!
37:52Wow!
37:53Very good.
37:53Okay.
37:55Mr. Mirza, where did you have breakfast today?
37:58Towards the body.
37:59Towards the body.
38:01Towards Mr. Agha.
38:03Yes, I can see that.
38:04And he asked where will he have dinner.
38:07Where will he have it?
38:08Towards the body.
38:09And the angel woke him up and said..
38:11..that Mr. Mirza, you will have to give your seat to Mr. Agha.
38:18Okay, dear.
38:19Greetings, sir.
38:20Greetings.
38:21My name is Fiza Mansoor.
38:22Okay.
38:23How are you?
38:24I am absolutely fine. How are you?
38:26Everyone knows that life is unbearable.
38:29Everyone knows that life is unbearable.
38:32But still they ask, how are you?
38:34Wow!
38:36Wow!
38:40Now if I ask again, how dare I?
38:42Wow!
38:43This is something else.
38:45Wow!
38:46What class are you in? What do you study?
38:49I am completing my graduation.
38:51I am not completing it, I am doing oral teaching.
38:53Okay, you are a teacher as well.
38:55If the students beat you up, you won't be able to go to school for three days.
38:59Okay, you believe that she must be a strict teacher.
39:01Yes, of course.
39:02Right? The kids must be scared of you.
39:04They won't dare to go to Hilbi Jai in future.
39:06Wow!
39:08Okay, it's time for music.
39:09Today we have with us, Haneen Raj.
39:11Wow!
39:12She has released six to seven songs.
39:14Wow!
39:14And one or two songs have gone viral with 30 million views.
39:17Wow!
39:18So the most popular song of hers, TikTok.
39:21Shall I play it for you?
39:22Yes!
39:22Wow!
39:25Wow!
39:27Wow!
39:29Wow!
39:32Viewers, this was today's show.
39:34InshaAllah, we shall meet again in the next show.
39:36Take care of yourselves.
39:37Goodbye!
39:38Hoshi yaariya Hoshi yaariya
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