00:00Oh, God, how could I forget our wedding anniversary?
00:04What are we going to do now?
00:06Go to the cricket at Edgbaston. They sent a pair of tickets to the mosque.
00:09Dave, Mrs Khan hates cricket.
00:12No, you misunderstand. I'm taking Riyaz.
00:14Oh, I see. You'd rather go to the cricket than help a friend in need?
00:19Yep.
00:22Hang on. Why didn't you ask me?
00:24You just don't want me sitting next to you when Pakistan beat England.
00:28Right.
00:30And anyway, if England do win, which they won't,
00:33it's only because they've got Moeen Ali playing for them.
00:36So Pakistan win, either way.
00:39Except Moeen was actually born in England.
00:41Spark Hill, to be precise.
00:43I've seen him at the mosque a couple of times.
00:45I said hello to him once.
00:47I didn't imagine that could get anything.
00:50Said hello to him once.
00:53Big deal. Everyone knows Moeen Ali.
00:57You know Moeen Ali, sir?
00:59Of course.
01:01Me and Moeen, we're like best friends.
01:05I've even showed him my googly's.
01:09That is close.
01:11Come on.
01:13Oh, that's right. Off you go.
01:15Leave me to face the wrath of Mrs Khan.
01:19She's impossible when she's like this.
01:21Like a bull about to charge.
01:24She's got steam coming out of her nostrils.
01:27With her horns heading straight for my...
01:32She's behind me, isn't she?
01:35Yes. Salam alaikum, Mrs Khan.
01:37And more on Mrs Theresa Mayes later.
01:40Hello, sweetie.
01:42Sweetie, I'm sorry.
01:45You know, I'll do anything for you.
01:47Anything at all. You name it, I'll do it.
01:50No expense spared.
01:52But go easy on the biscuits, though.
01:55Sweetie, please, let me help him.
01:58So, ladies, any ideas?
02:00Here we are.
02:02Mrs Khan's got the biscuits and I've got the drinks.
02:05I know how thirsty you women get with all the talking you do.
02:09I'm so sorry about my husband, everyone.
02:12Everyone, this is my husband, Amjad.
02:15He's a policeman.
02:16I'm policed to meet you too.
02:20Maybe Amjad's got some ideas for the fundraising
02:23that will appeal to the dads.
02:25Nowadays, it's all about celebrities.
02:27Oh, me, me.
02:29Mr Khan knows a celebrity.
02:32Moeen Ali.
02:34Moeen Ali?
02:36He's a cricketer. My husband is a big fan.
02:39Does Mr Khan really know Moeen Ali?
02:42He showed him his googlies?
02:45Er, googlies are balls.
02:50I think it's a great idea.
02:52Is it? What is?
02:54We should get Moeen Ali involved.
02:56Maybe you could get a bat signed, then auction it.
02:59My husband would definitely bid for a signed bat.
03:02Hang on a minute. Wouldn't it be even better
03:05if we had a celebrity appearance from Moeen Ali?
03:08What?
03:10Yeah, that would be even better.
03:12And you can make that happen, can't you?
03:14Can I?
03:16I mean, may I?
03:18It would be my pleasure.
03:20Just a bat is fine.
03:22We wouldn't want to take up too much of Moeen's time.
03:24Nonsense. He's a local boy.
03:27He'll just need a bit of persuasion.
03:29Just a bit?
03:32You said you would do anything for me.
03:35I was thinking chocolates.
03:37Or flowers.
03:39Chocolate, mainly.
03:42But I want this.
03:44No problem, sweetie.
03:46But just a thought.
03:48Are you sure you wouldn't want Benny from Crossroads instead?
03:53I mean, he's probably available.
03:56No.
03:58OK.
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