00:00So wonderful to see you. I am going to get to you guys in a minute, but I want to start by talking about your wonderful co-star, Schnitzel.
00:06Yes.
00:07What were they like? Were they obedient? Who did they like better? Did they cause any injuries? I want to know everything about Schnitzel.
00:14Okay, we'll start with the first one. What were they like? Consummate pro. Wonderful to be around. Very funny.
00:21Great.
00:22Surprisingly funny.
00:23And very cuddly.
00:24Very cuddly.
00:25Any injuries?
00:26Any injuries? None.
00:28No.
00:29Thankfully.
00:30No injuries. No.
00:32I mean, I got a, no, actually none. No scratches, nothing.
00:35And who did they like better?
00:37I hope they better like, they better have liked me better.
00:41Not to say we didn't get on.
00:43Yeah.
00:44We got on great.
00:45I would never doubt that about you, Joseph.
00:47Obviously the film is taking us right back to day one of A Quiet Place, which everyone knows about.
00:54I'm curious if you guys have got any habits which might get you caught by an alien.
01:00I talk to myself.
01:02Yeah, that's going to be a problem.
01:03Yeah.
01:04Okay.
01:05Especially when I'm nervous.
01:06So you're not surviving?
01:07Not much.
01:08What about you?
01:09Well, I mean, there's lots of things that we do unwillingly, anatomically.
01:14Yeah.
01:15That would get us in trouble that I don't think is taken into account.
01:18Yeah, that's true.
01:19In any of the films, which is totally unrealistic.
01:21That is true.
01:23Not actually.
01:24Not one.
01:27That's the comedic version of this film.
01:30I want to see that version next.
01:32The spoof.
01:33If you guys could make that.
01:34Yeah.
01:35Saturday Night Live.
01:36Yes, please.
01:38I'm all in on that one.
01:39Quiet Place.
01:40Yeah.
01:41The not so quiet place.
01:43Part one.
01:46That was good.
01:47That was very good.
01:48That's not good.
01:49You made it yourself.
01:50That is great.
01:52Now that you've made the film,
01:53have you got a survival plan for surviving an alien attack
01:58that you could share with us?
02:00You know, I haven't written that down.
02:02Do you have a game plan if that happens?
02:06I have a 13 step plan.
02:07Great, let's go.
02:09No, I don't.
02:1013 step one.
02:11No, I don't.
02:12No, I don't.
02:13Find water.
02:14Right.
02:15Establish a parameter.
02:17Yep.
02:18Fire.
02:20Trusted friends.
02:22Yes.
02:23A source of food.
02:2713, you said?
02:28Head for the farms.
02:29Head for the farms.
02:30That's true.
02:31Head for the farms.
02:32That's food.
02:33That's sustenance.
02:34That's...
02:35Skin care.
02:36Skin care.
02:37Crucial.
02:39What else?
02:41Leave all plastics behind.
02:43Yes, there's no plastic future.
02:45Yeah.
02:46Recycle.
02:48Always.
02:49Recycle straight away.
02:51And then the next three are up for...
02:55It's all fun.
02:56Yeah, do what you want with the next three.
02:58You know what?
02:59I want to give you a round of applause for that
03:00because that was very, very good.
03:02I don't know if it was good.
03:03No, I think...
03:04But it's over.
03:05Considering I just put you on the spot, guys.
03:07So, that's good.
03:08You make a good pair.
03:09Between you, you got there, guys.
03:11Yeah.
03:12And that's all I came in for, really,
03:13was just a survival guide because my time's up.
03:16My time's up already.
03:17Look at that.
03:18You survived it.
03:19We survived.
03:20Congratulations.
03:21Fantastic.
03:22Thank you for having us.
03:23Really lovely to meet you.
03:24Genuinely.
03:25Thanks for being fun.
03:26Oh, yeah.
03:27Take care.
03:28Thank you.
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