Ramzi Sughri, Koki, Jatti, & Mai Sabiran,Bhotna,Sanam New Funny

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00:00Salim gave me a lot of advice.

00:03He told me to study at home on Friday.

00:06I went to study on Friday, and God blessed me with a new wife.

00:13She threw me out of the house.

00:15Peace be upon you, Ustadji.

00:17Peace be upon you too.

00:19Ustadji, where have you been missing for 8-10 days?

00:22Don't ask me that.

00:23Where have I been missing for 8-10 days?

00:26Why don't you ask?

00:27Why don't you ask?

00:28You are not my Ustad.

00:29I have eyes.

00:30Why should I ask you?

00:31Because I failed my mission.

00:35What mission did you fail?

00:37I have the eyes of a wise man.

00:39If Girdhar Singh is in that house,

00:41the wealth of that house is his.

00:44To find Girdhar Singh,

00:46I went to the basement.

00:48I have been crying in the basement for 8 days.

00:50Ustadji, that eye has been looking for you in the whole city.

00:54You said that.

00:56What do you mean?

00:57Tell me the truth.

00:58The truth is that Girdhar Singh is in the house of the ghost.

01:02What?

01:03I saw that his house is full of money.

01:07This is because of Girdhar Singh.

01:09We have to find Girdhar Singh.

01:11Ustadji, we can only find him

01:13if we have money and value.

01:16You fool.

01:17This is a machine of wealth.

01:19No one sells value.

01:21We have to steal it.

01:23Ustadji, you mean to say

01:25that we have to steal the money

01:27instead of selling it.

01:29We have to steal all the money.

01:32Come with me to the bank.

01:34Let's go, Ustadji.

01:35Let's steal the money now.

01:37Okay, Ustadji.

01:38We shouldn't be late.

01:40Okay.

01:54Mom.

01:55Mom.

01:56Mom.

01:57I have fever.

01:59You have fever?

02:01Yes.

02:02I will go to the toilet.

02:04Go.

02:05Go.

02:06Go.

02:07Don't go.

02:08Go.

02:09Go.

02:10Go.

02:11Go.

02:12Go.

02:13Go.

02:14Go.

02:15Go.

02:16Go.

02:17Go.

02:18Go.

02:19Go.

02:20Go.

02:21Go.

02:22I'm going to the mosque. My daughter has fever.

02:26My throat is aching and my head is aching too.

02:30Don't worry my son. I'll ask your father to get you some medicine.

02:35Come with me.

02:44Where did he go?

02:46He's not wearing his shoes.

02:48He's not even clean.

02:50I don't know. He's not even wearing his shoes.

02:53He's already wearing his shoes.

02:56I don't know where he's going.

03:00Mom, dad is coming home.

03:02Who will go with me to the mosque?

03:04Don't worry my son. I'll go with you to the mosque.

03:08Okay mom, I'll go.

03:10Let's go.

03:21After two hours

03:31What happened?

03:32I'm petrified.

03:34Don't get depressed. It was good that he's alright.

03:37I'd rather die.

03:41You didn't die, I did.

03:44Your love made you like this.

03:48I didn't fall in love. I lost my 3 lakhs committee.

03:54What? You lost your 3 lakhs committee? Why didn't you tell me?

03:58I didn't tell you because I wanted to surprise you.

04:02Every month a new committee comes out.

04:05I told you to bring it.

04:07I was so unlucky that I brought you the last committee.

04:11You said you were going to run away.

04:12Now count it. You lost your last committee.

04:15I counted it after bringing it.

04:17Now I'm going to his house.

04:19I don't want a funeral if he doesn't give me my 3 lakhs committee.

04:23This is his city. He won't bury you.

04:26If he buried me, he would have given me a grave.

04:29I would have run away.

04:30It's going to be very difficult for you.

04:32You wait.

04:45Why did you hit me now?

04:55Shut up. Speak slowly.

04:57Why did you hit me?

04:59Don't speak so slowly that I can't hear you.

05:02Come here and sit outside.

05:04I will search inside.

05:06I won't be able to find you.

05:10Sit outside and wait.

05:12What's the use of searching inside?

05:14I can't find you.

05:15You are sitting outside.

05:17If someone sees you, he will think that I'm a ghost.

05:21I will sit inside and run away.

05:24What's the matter?

05:26I don't know how to search inside.

05:29You search inside. I will search inside.

05:42I will search inside.

06:06I have kept the keys on the door.

06:08Sir, is the ghost inside?

06:10Ghost? Ghost?

06:12There is no ghost inside.

06:14I will go and ask the ghost.

06:16Okay.

06:18Mr. Jagga,

06:20I have come to the ghost

06:22to ask for Girdhar Singh.

06:24There is no one in the house.

06:26I was going to bring Girdhar Singh.

06:28I thought this way it will be stolen.

06:30I will go and keep Girdhar Singh.

06:32Sir, let's go.

06:34Let's go.

06:40Mr. Jagga,

06:42the house is yours.

06:44If there is any theft,

06:46it is your responsibility.

06:48We won't take anything.

06:50Thank God, we are safe.

06:52I don't understand

06:54this is a dog's den.

06:56How can we sit here?

06:58How can we tolerate this?

07:00Sir, you are also in trouble with me.

07:02This is a child's disease.

07:04Why did you hit me now?

07:06Why didn't you tell me earlier?

07:08You idiot.

07:32You idiot.

07:44Look,

07:46your father hasn't come yet.

07:48I don't know where he has gone.

07:50My daughter,

07:52you take rest.

07:54I will find him

07:56and bring him.

07:58Let's go.

08:00Keep the lock inside.

08:02Don't open the door.

08:06You idiot.

08:08You are in such a bad condition.

08:10I didn't want to see your face.

08:12I didn't want to see your face.

08:14You are already dead.

08:16May God

08:18not give death to the enemy.

08:20Tell me,

08:22you have gone very far.

08:24I will go and take money from the committee.

08:26You won't be able to talk there.

08:28I saw Salim's face.

08:30I will take money from him.

08:32I will also die tomorrow.

08:34This money is mine.

08:36I will take money from you.

08:38I will take money from your father.

08:40I will take money from you.

08:42Where is he?

08:44What are you doing in my house?

08:46This is your house?

08:48No.

08:50This is your house.

08:52I think you have an affair with him.

08:54Don't touch me.

08:56You know me very well.

08:58I have never fought with anyone.

09:00What do you think of yourself?

09:02I don't do anything.

09:04I am used to sleeping.

09:06Now leave me alone.

09:08Go away.

09:10I will not leave you.

09:12Go away.

09:14He is here to rob us.

09:16He is here to rob us.

09:18Control him.

09:20I will control him.

09:26The money we lost has gone.

09:28The money we lost has gone.

09:30Why?

09:32We did not do anything.

09:34We will get the money

09:36We will get the money

09:38We are waiting for.

09:40We will get the money

09:42We are waiting for.

09:44Let's do it.

09:46I am innocent.

09:48I was kidnapped.

09:50You are a police officer.

09:52I will take care of you.

09:54I am going to kill you!

09:56What to do, what to do?

09:58Ustaad ji, now that you have a machine for money,

10:01don't forget me.

10:02I want to buy a new motorcycle.

10:04I want to buy a new motorcycle.

10:06Are you out of your mind?

10:08I will give you a lot of money.

10:10I will give you a lot of money.

10:12I will give you a lot of money.

10:14I will give you a lot of money.

10:16Ustaad ji, you are right.

10:18Don't worry, I won't forget you.

10:21Where have you been?

10:23Are you a DSP?

10:25Yes, I am a DSP.

10:27I came here to sell you.

10:29I came here to sell you.

10:31I came here to sell you.

10:33I came here to sell you.

10:35I came here to sell you.

10:37I have come to you.

10:39What happened?

10:40The treasure is with me.

10:42Now we will become rich.

10:44What is this?

10:45Yes.

10:46Yes.

10:47Yes, go, it's right.

10:49I don't want to talk to you.

10:51I don't want to talk to you.

10:53No, Ramzi.

10:54I will talk to you.

10:56I don't want to talk to you.

10:58I don't want to talk to you.

11:00I will talk to you.

11:02I will talk to you.

11:04I have found a DSP.

11:06What is the use of him?

11:08People say that the treasure is with you.

11:10People say that the treasure is with you.

11:12You are not in your mind.

11:14You are crazy.

11:16People say that the treasure is with you.

11:18You are not in your mind.

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20:36What will you do with me now?

20:38You will get the result of sleeping.

20:40Now next Saturday,

20:42we will go to the police station

20:44and the police will arrest you.

20:46It is better to give you

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20:50I am ready to give you 2.5 lakhs.

20:52Okay.

20:54Are you happy now?

20:56Yes, I am happy.

20:58If you give me 2.5 lakhs,

21:00I will never go to sleep.

21:02Why will you sleep now?

21:04Let me go now.

21:06I will give you 2.5 lakhs by evening.

21:08I have already given you 2.5 lakhs.

21:10Now allow me to give you

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21:14Okay, you can go now.

21:16But if you don't give me 2.5 lakhs by evening,

21:18I will take it from you.

21:20Mr. Bhutana,

21:222.5 lakhs is too much.

21:24Where will you get 5 lakhs from?

21:26Go and get it.

21:28Go and get it.

21:34Mr. Bhutana,

21:36Ramji is telling the truth.

21:38Mr. Girdhar Singh is innocent.

21:40Yes, he is telling the truth.

21:42Ramji,

21:44I want to tell you something.

21:46Tell me.

21:48I will tell you later.

21:50How do you know

21:52that Mr. Girdhar Singh has been robbed?

21:54I have kept the money in his house.

21:56I know that the robber is Mr. Girdhar Singh.

21:58Okay,

22:00now you will know.

22:02Mr. Bhutana,

22:04Mr. Bhutana,

22:06my wife has robbed my money.

22:08Give it to her.

22:12Thank God,

22:14she is safe.

22:18Thank God, I am safe.

22:20Shera,

22:22go and get the money.

22:24Mr. Girdhar Singh is innocent.

22:26Come, Shera.

22:28Come.

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