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00:00Sous-titres faits par la communauté d'Amara.org

00:30horse-beating factory, eating raisins from America's cookies.

00:33Kids on the beat, kids on the street, beat kids, beat kids.

00:39Good to see some of you back again, and some newbies.

00:42We're going to jump right into the evaluation process.

00:44We are going to be evaluating an episode of A Wonder Chosen.

00:48Strap yourself in for some sweet mind-fudging.

00:54Last time Horse Apples was about seven minutes.

00:57This episode of A Wonder Chosen is twenty-two.

01:01So it's going to be a while while you're actually going to be watching.

01:04Kids show, kids show, change the channel.

01:13Today's Wonder Chosen is brought to you by Knowledge, Middle America, and One Thing of Colon.

01:21These guys look like they're watching their own colonoscopy.

01:26Positive.

01:38They're like the proud noble savages of TV.

01:56Racist? Heck, I've leached some of my best friends.

02:02Hey, it's me, Little Slugger, and the Ballet of the Beast.

02:05We're in their test marketing some kind of TV show.

02:08Let's see what the common man thinks.

02:10The cold eyes of America staring into the cold eyes of America.

02:14I'm staring into the close of America's eyes, and I like it.

02:18I've leached some of my best friends.

02:23Déjà vu, déjà vu. That's the name of my maid. She cleans everything twice.

02:28I haven't seen such a lively group since I threw up seven dead guppies from my butt.

02:34Take a couple of minutes to write down your overall reaction.

02:38We just reached five levels.

02:41Would you say the TV's kind of like your Bible?

02:43Kind of.

02:44Do you ever put your hand on the TV and pray?

02:48Yes.

02:50Do you think today you helped in some small way to murder culture?

02:55Yeah, maybe, maybe a little bit.

02:58These guys just mind-fudged their pants.

03:02If you can take a couple of minutes, I'm going to sound like a broken record for real now,

03:06to jot down your initial reactions, overall reactions to this.

03:10A little different, a little bit the same.

03:12By the way, gentlemen, this crazy device is called a pencil. It records ideas.

03:18What was your reaction to the test market segment that many of you were in?

03:24What was your reaction to that when you saw yourself in that, as part of this episode?

03:30I thought we looked pretty stupid.

03:33Same thing. You know, it's just like, you look stupid.

03:37How about watching yourself in the focus group? How it started?

03:42All of a sudden, we're at the table at home.

03:48At first, my mind was like, ooh, and then my brain was like, ooh, ooh.

03:52And then my bot said, Trevor.

03:54And then I said, what, what do you want? I'm eating.

03:57And then he said, knock, knock.

03:59And I said, what, what, who's there?

04:01And he said, you never spoke again.

04:05So, any other reactions to the actual test market, their focus group segment,

04:08that you, you know, little snippet that you were in there?

04:18I haven't seen anyone this articulate since my bot told me a knock-knock joke.

04:23I thought the kid was really funny, just because he was kind of fast.

04:28And I don't know if they're telling him what to say, but...

04:32Don't worry, they're not telling me what to say. That would be diaphanous.

04:36What do you think about the fact that you got mind-fudged?

04:40I don't think been mind-fudged.

04:43I think mind-fudged.

04:52What's the most important thing about your mind?

04:56It makes you think a lot.

04:58What kind of things does your mind think about?

05:02So many, you can't even think of everything.

05:05Name 20 of them.

05:08Where are you going? What are you doing?

05:11What are you going to eat?

05:13Where are you driving?

05:15When are you going to go to sleep?

05:17When are you going to wake up?

05:19What are you going to do at work?

05:21Seven.

05:22When are you going on vacation?

05:24Eight.

05:25Who are you going to see?

05:26Nine.

05:31I don't know. That's about it.

05:33Please, three more.

05:36When are you going to take the dog out?

05:38When are you going to take the garbage out?

05:43What time are you going to leave?

05:45What time are you going to get there?

05:47What are you going to drive?

05:49I'm going to finish up with the final four.

05:52Out of mind?

05:54Yeah.

05:56Okay, the final four would be...

06:00Walking out the door?

06:02Yeah.

06:04Going in the elevator?

06:06Going downstairs?

06:08And getting into the car and driving away?

06:10When you recap the day, what are the things you recap?

06:16Get up in the morning?

06:18Get washed up?

06:20Get dressed?

06:21Have something to eat?

06:22Have coffee?

06:25Where are you going? What are you doing?

06:27What are you going to eat?

06:29Where are you driving?

06:32When are you going to go to sleep?

06:33When are you going to wake up?

06:34What would you say to someone who paid money for this DVD?

06:38I'd say they got their money worth it.

06:40Say that into the camera.

06:42They got their money worth it.

06:43Do you think that should go on the sticker of the front of the DVD?

06:46Yes.

06:47What did you think of that one dumb guy that was in the show?

06:55I think he was just dumb.

06:56Didn't make any sense to me.

06:58You're so dumb that you should be on horse apples.

07:01High five.

07:03Yes, I don't high five.

07:05Okay, kick five.

07:07Yeah, I don't kick five. I don't do any of the fives.

07:09I don't do a high five, I don't do a low five.

07:11Okay, what about a four?

07:13No.

07:14What about a...

07:15I don't do anything where you have to raise an arm and then connect palms.

07:19Can you explain yourself numerically?

07:23Five.

07:25If you had a scale from one to ten, would you drink it up?

07:32Scale...

07:35Yes.

07:36You would, and what would your drink be?

07:39Probably just water.

07:41Where did you get those glasses? Inside a dumpster?

07:44No, I actually got them at my eye doctor.

07:48High five.

07:50I don't do that. I don't do high fives.

07:52Okay. Low five?

07:54No.

07:55How many levels of reality are there?

07:58I would say one.

07:59Can you identify it?

08:01Where you're going to eat.

08:05Where you're driving.

08:07Would you like to set up a clip? Let's go, let's set up a clip.

08:10Okay.

08:11Sounds good.

08:12Okay.

08:13Is this the most meta you've ever been?

08:17Yes.

08:18This isn't meta.

08:20This isn't meta.

08:22What did you think about it?

08:26What did you think about the...

08:28The what?

08:33I paid a lot of attention to it, and I thought it was not bad at all.

08:38I feel manipulated.

08:40Good. Now say it slower.

08:42I feel manipulated.

08:44Sorry.

08:46I feel manipulated.

08:49I feel manipulated.

08:52Sorry.

08:54I feel manipulated.

08:58Okay, okay. That's fine.

09:01If you were a sheep, and you are, what kind of sheep would you eat?

09:06Pork sheep, I guess.

09:08I didn't ask what you would do on the weekends. I asked what you ate.

09:12I didn't ask what you would do on the weekends.

09:15I didn't ask what you would do on the weekends. I asked what you ate.

09:19Oh, okay. Pork.

09:21I didn't ask what you do on the weekdays. I asked what you ate.

09:26Did you eat a piece of poop for dinner?

09:30No. Pork chops.

09:32Well, come on. If you ate a piece of pork today, it would be a piece of poop tomorrow, right?

09:37Right.

09:38So you ate a piece of poop for dinner.

09:40Right.

09:41Do you have any insults about how dumb I am?

09:43I guess I could try one like a joke. Ready? Knock, knock.

09:46Who's there?

09:47You're stupid. Don't say the rest. You're just stupid.

09:49Don't say you're stupid who?

09:51Want a high five?

09:52Yeah.

09:53No. I won't do it.

09:55I'm actually going to get out of here.

09:57I was just doing a joke, and I thought it was over, and it's okay.

10:01No, but we need the mic. We need the mic.

10:03What's that?

10:04We need the mic.

10:05It's fine. Here.

10:06Here's your microphone.

10:07Thank you. Bye.

10:08It's a good time to high five.

10:09No, it's not.

10:10Okay.

10:11See you later.

10:13Okay, see you.

10:17What's with that guy?

10:20Maybe he's an actor in Horse Apples, and I didn't notice.

10:26Maybe the guys who do the show just put him up to it.

10:32Maybe John and Vernon just totally pranked me.

10:36Maybe I've been mind-fudged. Have I been mind-fudged?

10:42To be continued...

11:12To be continued...

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