00:00Seriously.
00:01Seriously.
00:02Seriously.
00:03Damon is the Night King. I quite like that.
00:05Ooh, that's cool.
00:06It's quite cool, isn't it?
00:08That is cool.
00:09And Smithy's got a bit of a weird face, like the Dragon King.
00:11Handsome.
00:12I think the King is just fun.
00:14I think that's cool.
00:15You could buy Smithy as the Dragon King.
00:18The Night King.
00:20Maybe.
00:22Yeah, they're both quite devilishly evil.
00:25Nope.
00:26Next.
00:28Wow, that would be good if that happened.
00:30I want to see that happen.
00:32Wow.
00:35Damon would kick the Night King's arse, but that might make sense.
00:42Yeah, that could be.
00:43It could be.
00:45Matt would look good sort of bluish, I think.
00:48Yeah, he could pull it off.
00:49He could pull off anything.
00:50That's a good theory. I like it.
00:53I like it. That's the sequel.
00:55Night King Begins.
00:57Targaryens have dragon blood in their blood.
01:00That's a very interesting theory.
01:04I don't want to say it's not true.
01:07They definitely do have blood of the dragon in them,
01:09but whether or not it's literal dragon blood, I don't know.
01:13I think real dragon blood would be quite hot, right?
01:16I think that is true.
01:17I seriously think that is literally true.
01:19Yeah, also because in episode one-
01:21Isn't that the whole point? They are the dragons.
01:23They are part of the dragon.
01:24Yeah, and in episode one, didn't Rhaenyra-
01:26Didn't Rhaenyra give birth to some kind of thing?
01:29No, in the- Do you remember in the- That's right.
01:32In the Game of Thrones-
01:34Rhaenyra is the mother of dragons, right?
01:35She was born inside the egg and all of that.
01:37I think there's some weird thing.
01:39Well, in the king's apartments,
01:43there's all these murals of Targaryens,
01:48and they're all shagging each other,
01:51and they're also shagging dragons.
01:54Like, look out for when you're in Aegon's apartments this season,
01:58and in the background, it's just porn.
02:00Sexual?
02:01Dragon porn.
02:02Well, yeah. I think they do, don't they?
02:05We could have a paternity test.
02:06We could have some sort of DNA.
02:08You're like 52% dragon and 6% Dutch or something.
02:13I think that would be-
02:14There should be some sort of business
02:17that you could send off a little vial
02:18and find out what percentage blood is dragon.
02:21Well, this could make sense,
02:23because Targaryens...
02:26Yeah, that could make sense, actually.
02:29How would that have happened?
02:31Some form of bestiality occasion.
02:35Right.
02:35Party.
02:36That we're just sort of, yeah.
02:37A long time ago.
02:38I'm going to say no,
02:42because...
02:45No.
02:46We're not half dragon.
02:48We'd have scales on our skin.
02:50The maesters are manipulating the Dance of the Dragons.
02:55Not Orwyle.
02:57A maester?
02:57Not our Orwyle.
02:59No.
03:00No.
03:00That's a straight-
03:01I don't think so.
03:02It could be, though.
03:03Could be. I mean, maybe.
03:04Do you know what I mean? Like, how do we know?
03:05How do we know?
03:06I've heard that theory before,
03:08and yeah, I mean, it could be true.
03:11Those guys are quite scheming, conniving,
03:15and yeah, maybe they are secretly
03:19working the strings behind the scenes.
03:21Who are the maesters in Arse?
03:22They're like Kurt.
03:23Kurt.
03:23Yeah.
03:27I don't know. I don't know.
03:28It strikes me like they sit and have a glass of scotch before bed.
03:32Me too.
03:33I don't feel like that maester could play boot of a goose.
03:36Yeah.
03:37I mean, it's very Illuminati-ish, isn't it?
03:39I mean, it wouldn't surprise me.
03:40What are they hiding under those robes?
03:44Secrets, that's what.
03:46I don't know.
03:47That could be an interesting theory.
03:49Interesting.
03:50Because they're the ones in the councils, aren't they?
03:53So...
03:56That is interesting.
03:58That one's probably been the most interesting one so far, actually.
04:01Eamon is the father of Helena's kids.
04:04Yeah, I've heard this one. I've heard this one.
04:06How do you feel about that?
04:06And it pisses me off, actually.
04:08Really?
04:09I'm so protective of my children.
04:11Yeah.
04:12Um...
04:12I guess, yeah.
04:14If that... Oh, that would be so sad for Egon.
04:16It would be sad.
04:17But he's not been the best, I don't think.
04:20He loves them so much.
04:21Loves the kids.
04:22But what about the baby maker?
04:25Oh, I guess so.
04:26Yeah.
04:27I mean, with this whole incest stuff,
04:29it could be very, very possible, if you like.
04:35Uh...
04:37I mean, we'll have to ask Helena that question,
04:39who the baby daddy is.
04:41Yeah, there is a theory going around called Helamond,
04:46and yeah, there's definitely a few times in series two
04:50where me and Fierce, a band who plays Helena,
04:54we looked at each other and we were like,
04:55are we serving up Helamond in this scene?
04:58And we were like, yeah.
04:59And so we did a few takes where we did play that for the fans.
05:04Quite possible.
05:04Yeah, that's quite possible.
05:06Yeah, I can understand why that would come up.
05:09Because...
05:10Actually, no.
05:11The one thing Eamon has done consistently throughout the thing
05:15is shag people.
05:17Yeah.
05:19Actually, no.
05:19No, I don't think so, actually.
05:22But that's because of what comes later on in season two
05:26about how Eamon is.
05:29Poor Helena, just having to shag Egon and then Eamon,
05:32if that's the case.
05:32The father of Helena's kids, not Eamon.
05:34So Eamon is shagging Helena, then?
05:38That's the very reason?
05:39Yeah, but I think Helena's probably just like, get...
05:41Get my brothers, get them away.
05:43Yeah, just shag each other.
05:45Just shag each other.
05:47Just lay off a bit.
05:48Wow, this is...
05:49We need Jerry Springer here.
05:51We need the paternity test.
05:53That would be really interesting.
05:56That would be...
05:57Yeah.
05:59Ooh, that would be messy.
06:01That would be a hell of an episode.
06:03Viserys' sickness was the greyscale.
06:05Do you remember the greyscale from Game of Thrones?
06:07What was the greyscale?
06:08It was that thing.
06:08Oh, God, yes.
06:09And you threw up your thing.
06:12No, because...
06:13I thought it was leprosy.
06:14Yeah, that's what I thought.
06:14I don't think it...
06:15Yeah, I'm not going to go with that.
06:16But leprosy feels like it's very much in our world.
06:17But no, because with the greyscale thing,
06:20like when the...
06:20Oh, the one played by Ian Glenn, that character.
06:23When it was like, just crawling up.
06:25But nothing fell off.
06:27Yes, that's it.
06:28Yeah, whereas...
06:29I think his face was...
06:30Yeah, so no, I'm going to reject that.
06:33Greyscale.
06:34Whose sickness was?
06:36Viserys.
06:36I thought that when we were making it.
06:38Ben, that's so like...
06:40That's so infectious.
06:41Greyscalers.
06:42Yeah, and we were all...
06:42So you would have passed it on?
06:43Me.
06:44I would have got it.
06:44Definitely, because you share a...
06:46Bed with him.
06:46Yeah, and I'm giving him milk off the popper.
06:51Yeah.
06:52So I would have got it.
06:53Everyone would have got it.
06:53I don't think it's the greyscale.
06:55I think, isn't it just...
06:57That's kind of what happens
06:58when the wrong person sits on that throne, isn't it?
07:00Isn't it the throne rejecting the person
07:04who's not meant to be on it?
07:06And rotting you from the outside,
07:08like you rot the country.
07:09Ooh.
07:11See, I thought it was like...
07:15Sepsis, because he cut his hand on the throne.
07:18But I don't know.
07:20That's a good one.
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