00:00 "Mayday, Mayday, if anyone can hear me, there are three of us on top of Lookout Mountain. One of us is seriously injured and we're stuck in the snow. Six others are dead. We're being stuck Mayday."
00:12 "Gorne legend Ron Jeremy has made thousands of films."
00:24 "Yeah."
00:25 "So, you folks are making a picture, eh?"
00:27 "Yeah."
00:28 "Wait till I tell mother. The cock is nine inches, is that right?"
00:33 "Nine three quarters."
00:34 "Oh, we're ten dollars."
00:37 "But under a moonlit night on a remote mountain..."
00:41 "How long is it going to take to relight?"
00:43 "Ready."
00:46 "Okay, and action!"
00:47 "He's about to make his last."
00:50 "What the hell?"
00:56 "And he'll leave behind..."
00:58 "Correct me if I'm wrong, but he's missing his dick."
01:01 "Well, it didn't just get up and walk away."
01:03 "Actually, it did. Look."
01:05 "An enormous legacy."
01:07 "There's a dick in Angel's mouth!"
01:16 "Yeah?"
01:21 "It's not attached to anyone!"
01:25 "Now, a small band of actors and crew must join forces to destroy this monster."
01:31 "It just wants to replicate, and it clearly doesn't mind using force."
01:35 "We gotta kill it."
01:37 "Laura, I'm gonna need the panties you have on."
01:39 "The survival of the human race is at stake."
01:42 "Just in case. Seal us in from the outside."
