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Kids vs. Aliens 2023 English Movie
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00:01:59what do you think it is i don't think it's a plane i don't think we should be here
00:02:12boys we're getting out of here
00:02:17who's out there
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00:02:54yeah
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00:03:15Let's teach him how to die.
00:03:22Let's find this spot.
00:03:25Let's find this spot.
00:03:32Let's go.
00:03:39Your dino surgery is here.
00:03:45No!
00:03:51Hey, stop!
00:04:05It's a dino sorcerer!
00:04:07It's bad to die, you human fleshbans!
00:04:09Eat him alive!
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00:05:24You should have stayed extinct!
00:05:27Oh!
00:05:28You threw a beer ball at me!
00:05:30I did.
00:05:32A little piss-trap.
00:05:34This would be a great place to party.
00:05:36Oh, fucking teenagers.
00:05:38I always thought this place was a bandit.
00:05:40It's Billy McDougal! Holy shit!
00:05:47I'm fucking serious! You ruined the fucking movie!
00:05:50Get out of my gun office! I'm smoking in here!
00:05:52This place is a fucking dump.
00:05:54I'm gonna put this con to sleep!
00:05:56No, Miles, don't!
00:05:58Yeah, kick his ass!
00:06:00Yeah, I smiled when I knocked the fucking mouth out!
00:06:02Yeah!
00:06:04Whoa!
00:06:06It looks like he got a new drinking bag!
00:06:08Stop it! Fuck off me! Leave him alone!
00:06:12Get out!
00:06:14Get out of me!
00:06:16I'm serious!
00:06:18Knock it off!
00:06:20Knock it off!
00:06:22Fuck off!
00:06:24Hey!
00:06:26Please use your brain next time.
00:06:28You good, ma'am?
00:06:29Yeah.
00:06:30Fine.
00:06:31Hey, haven't I seen you at school before?
00:06:33Oh, come on.
00:06:34You have?
00:06:36Yeah.
00:06:38Pretty girl like you, how could I not?
00:06:40Why the fuck are you hanging out with these losers anyway?
00:06:43Um, well...
00:06:45He's my brother.
00:06:47Those are his friends, and they're not losers, okay?
00:06:51Um...
00:06:53Why don't you have friends your own age?
00:06:57I do, I'm just babysitting them.
00:07:03Babysitting?
00:07:04You wanted to be in our movie, didn't you?
00:07:07Stop it.
00:07:08Why are you telling me to stop breathing?
00:07:09You got a boyfriend, Sam?
00:07:14No.
00:07:16You fucking anybody?
00:07:19Stop!
00:07:20Uh-huh.
00:07:21It's close.
00:07:23She's not your type, Billy.
00:07:25She's still a kid.
00:07:29Like how she dresses.
00:07:34Sam's way cooler than you, troglodytes!
00:07:38What's a troglodyte?
00:07:40Oh, it's like a caveman.
00:07:42I was calling him, like, underdeveloped, uh, stupid.
00:07:45That's you guys.
00:07:46Why the fuck are we still here, Billy?
00:07:47This shit is lame.
00:07:48Let's dip.
00:07:51Yeah, run away!
00:07:54I hope to see you around, Sam.
00:08:02They're lucky I didn't leave a pile of blood.
00:08:04Yeah, those guys are assholes.
00:08:06Yeah, they weren't very nice.
00:08:08Come on, Jack.
00:08:09Say something meaner!
00:08:11They were dumb.
00:08:12Divers are still searching for three fishermen whose boat was found adrift earlier this week.
00:08:20Many people reported seeing a fiery object fall from the sky that same evening.
00:08:26It is unknown if the two events are related, but police are asking for any witnesses to come forward.
00:08:33In other news, Halloween is only two days away.
00:08:37Do you know what costume you'll be wearing?
00:08:40Coming up, we've got some great ideas.
00:08:43Sam!
00:08:44Why do you always look at the door?
00:08:45Now I know you're in there!
00:08:46Are you coming out to wrestle or not?
00:08:47Not right now.
00:08:48What?
00:08:49Come on!
00:08:50Why not?
00:08:51We need you!
00:08:52Because I don't feel like it.
00:08:53Now I know you're not looking for games.
00:08:54I need you for this movie!
00:08:55Why not?
00:08:56I need you!
00:08:57Why not?
00:08:58I need you!
00:09:01I know you're in there. Are you coming out to a restaurant or not?
00:09:07Not right now.
00:09:10What? Come on, why not?
00:09:13We need you.
00:09:15Because I don't feel like it.
00:09:18Come on.
00:09:19We need you for this movie.
00:09:22I thought you were going to be my tag team partner.
00:09:27Come on.
00:09:31I'm not.
00:09:32Gary, I have homework.
00:09:44Just shoot it without me.
00:09:46And don't do anything that will get me in trouble.
00:09:49Fine.
00:09:50Be like that!
00:09:51You wanted me and I didn't see it.
00:09:57Now I'm so lost without you.
00:10:03Get off, you zombie!
00:10:16Nice!
00:10:18Where's Sam?
00:10:19Uh, she needed to do homework.
00:10:23What the fuck?
00:10:24Why would she want a main role in the movie if she's not going to be in the movie?
00:10:27Yeah, I know. I have the exact same thing. It's kind of weird. She's never ditched us before.
00:10:32Uh, Jack, here are the...
00:10:33How close did you want it?
00:10:34Sweet. Thanks.
00:10:37What are you even doing?
00:10:39I already told you. I'm working on the Galileo for the movie.
00:10:41And it's going to be great.
00:10:44Sure.
00:10:46Yeah, just, um, don't blow anything up, please. No promises.
00:10:53Wait. So, she totally ditched us for homework.
00:10:57Yeah, well, guess what? It's supposed to be her, because she will get to film the best movie ever.
00:11:05Let's film this fucking thing.
00:11:07It's pandemonium here!
00:11:09It's one half of the berserkers facing off against a treacherous dinosaur-server.
00:11:14A match that's been 65 million years in the making.
00:11:18Yeah, let's rumble!
00:11:20My time!
00:11:22It's bones in the dirt!
00:11:24They're the souls of your eggs that brought us back!
00:11:26I can't believe it!
00:11:31The dino-server has wrecked the possessor through his knees!
00:11:38Holy smokes, folks!
00:11:40We're watching history rewrite it!
00:11:45Just because my dad-git partner isn't willing to help me because they have homework,
00:11:49that doesn't mean that I'm not ready to find anything and anyone in this shithole universe
00:11:54to protect my planet Earth!
00:11:56Die!
00:12:00The dino-server's who are in charge!
00:12:01He's straight to the planet!
00:12:02Come down to this very moment!
00:12:04I'm on fire!
00:12:05Oh, fuck!
00:12:07Oh, fuck!
00:12:09Oh, I gave my arm!
00:12:10I won't get him!
00:12:11I won't get him!
00:12:11I won't get him!
00:12:12I won't get him!
00:12:12Jeff, go!
00:12:13Don't be a wolf, man!
00:12:15You don't be a fucking...
00:12:16You ask it out of my arm!
00:12:18I don't know!
00:12:18I know it's my fault!
00:12:20Mom and...
00:12:21Fuck!
00:12:22Fuck!
00:12:23Fuck!
00:12:23Mom and Dad are gonna pit!
00:12:25I just broke my arm!
00:12:26Can you stop yelling at me for a fucking second?
00:12:29Fuck!
00:12:29I didn't want to fight to the fucking hospital today, you moron!
00:12:32You fucking shit!
00:12:33I broke my arm!
00:12:35Fuck!
00:12:35God!
00:12:38Sam, this looks so cool!
00:12:40It's like glow-in-the-dark and everything!
00:12:44Why do you look like that?
00:12:46Like what?
00:12:48Like that!
00:12:49It looks stupid!
00:12:51Gary, you fell off a ladder!
00:12:54At least I was doing something for the movie!
00:12:56You really picked an inconvenient time to break your arm, honey!
00:12:59Uh, nothing!
00:13:00Like I planned it!
00:13:02Well, maybe next time you should!
00:13:03Your father and I have a flight tonight!
00:13:06But you just got back!
00:13:08We'll only be gone a couple of days!
00:13:10And you got your big sister to take care of you!
00:13:12No way!
00:13:13No, I was gonna go out for Halloween!
00:13:15Oh, honey, you look...
00:13:17different!
00:13:18Yeah, see!
00:13:18No, I don't!
00:13:20You look different!
00:13:21I literally don't!
00:13:21Yes, you do!
00:13:23I know it's important!
00:13:24I'm just dealing with some family shit!
00:13:26Sure, you'll have a nice Halloween together!
00:13:28You're there now!
00:13:28Okay, yeah!
00:13:29Uh, we're on our way!
00:13:31Uh, hey, bud!
00:13:32We have to head off to the airport, okay?
00:13:34You're good to get home with Sam, right?
00:13:38I mean...
00:13:39Yeah, sure, I can bike!
00:13:41Great!
00:13:42Bye, Gary!
00:13:42We love you!
00:13:44I'm sorry!
00:13:45What?
00:13:46What did I do?
00:13:47Uh, you're in trouble!
00:13:52Ow!
00:13:56This isn't fair!
00:13:57Look, we put our trust in you to be the responsible one.
00:14:00You bought him the ring!
00:14:01You were supposed to be in charge.
00:14:04I thought that meant something to you.
00:14:06No phone, no friends over.
00:14:08Is Gary allowed to have friends over?
00:14:10Gary's punishment is having a broken arm.
00:14:12Are you serious right now?
00:14:14We've got to go.
00:14:15No, no, no!
00:14:16I will not be stuck at home with Gary!
00:14:18You've got the cats!
00:14:19We don't have any cats!
00:14:20If you ever want one, I will buy you one!
00:14:22Just keep an eye on your brother, okay?
00:14:25If we die, he's all you've got.
00:14:27See you in the back!
00:14:28What the fuck are we doing for Halloween?
00:14:44I don't know.
00:14:46I haven't heard shit.
00:14:48I don't want to get fucked up
00:14:49and get some fucked up shit.
00:14:53Billy, what are we doing?
00:14:56Billy!
00:14:57Billy!
00:14:58I'm working on something.
00:15:09I'm seeing you something!
00:15:14I'm in HQ.
00:15:16I'm in HQ.
00:15:18Um, situation 4 to the bar.
00:15:209 confirmed.
00:15:21We have the location and remains of the fishermen.
00:15:24Do we have eyes on the target?
00:15:27Negative.
00:15:27Order is not to immediately detain the suspect who is reported
00:15:31and the site is to be sealed and cleared.
00:15:35Copy.
00:15:40Great mission!
00:15:42Ah!
00:15:43We've got no treachery in here!
00:15:46Surrender your earthly flesh!
00:15:48You'll never take my skin!
00:15:50And I'm dropping them!
00:15:51What?
00:15:52I can't do that.
00:15:53I can't do that.
00:15:54Uh, just try it.
00:15:56Come on.
00:15:57But Sam's a dropkick expert.
00:15:59Uh, forget Sam.
00:16:00We need more dropkicks.
00:16:01Come on, do it!
00:16:02Come on, kick me!
00:16:03Yeah, screw Sam!
00:16:04All right, you're the boss.
00:16:07Sorry, I told you.
00:16:10Uh, just do the line!
00:16:12Give me the crystal!
00:16:13Yeah!
00:16:14And straight to the side!
00:16:16Give me the crystal!
00:16:17What the fuck?
00:16:23Ah!
00:16:24Guys!
00:16:29You guys okay?
00:16:30What are you doing here?
00:16:35I'm here to see your sister.
00:16:40Dude!
00:16:41What the hell?
00:16:43Guys, you know what this means?
00:16:46He's gonna make you an uncle.
00:16:48Gross.
00:16:50Now, this means war.
00:17:00Billy!
00:17:04Hey.
00:17:05Hi!
00:17:06I didn't know you were coming over.
00:17:08Yeah, you said your parents were gone, so...
00:17:10Thought it'd be cool if we'd come over.
00:17:13Nice place.
00:17:17This place is fucking perfect.
00:17:20Yep.
00:17:21This is my house.
00:17:27Jeez.
00:17:29Parents must be rich.
00:17:30They should be.
00:17:33I mean, they work all the time.
00:17:35So...
00:17:36Yeah.
00:17:37So you can show me around or what?
00:17:39No.
00:17:40Oh, my...
00:17:40Is this your room?
00:17:42Yes.
00:17:42Oh, my gosh.
00:17:43Closer.
00:17:43This is a disaster.
00:17:44No, it's not.
00:17:52Whoa.
00:17:57This is cool.
00:17:58You got a lot of neat stuff.
00:18:12What is this?
00:18:13Oh, my God.
00:18:14No, uh...
00:18:14It's just something I was, like, working on.
00:18:17I thought maybe I'd, like, wear it for Halloween.
00:18:19I think you'd look very cute on you.
00:18:24Who is she?
00:18:31That is Valora.
00:18:36She's my favorite wrestler.
00:18:38She's cool.
00:18:40She stands for, like, strength and bravery.
00:18:44Never surrendering to your enemies.
00:18:47Always kicking ass.
00:18:49Cool.
00:18:49I used to be into wrestling when I was a kid.
00:18:56Think you could take me?
00:19:00You?
00:19:03No problem.
00:19:07All right.
00:19:08Go easy on me.
00:19:11Oh.
00:19:11You like my move?
00:19:16All right, yeah.
00:19:18I'm going to show you mine.
00:19:27Do you really think I'm pretty?
00:19:31I think you're beautiful.
00:19:32I think I'm pretty cool.
00:20:02What do you think they're doing?
00:20:05Sucking and fucking for sure.
00:20:07Well, suck time is over.
00:20:19Shit.
00:20:20I know.
00:20:21Fuck you off.
00:20:29Fuck you off.
00:20:31Oh, my God, I'm sorry, Kel.
00:21:01What the hell?
00:21:06What was that?
00:21:08Quit breathing on me.
00:21:09Shut the fuck up!
00:21:11Gary, what the fuck did you do?
00:21:13That wasn't me.
00:21:14Gary, I am so sick of being responsible for all the stupid shit that you do.
00:21:19Throw up, stop being such a loser, and stay out of my fucking life.
00:21:23Get out of my ground!
00:21:37Fuck you, Sam!
00:21:38I don't want to be in your shit life anyway!
00:21:40Stay out of mine!
00:21:42No, Bella, what do you think?
00:21:43Ow!
00:21:44Ow!
00:21:44Get the fuck out of here before I put your fucking shrimp sticks off!
00:21:48Well, guess what?
00:21:49If you even touch her shrimp sticks, you'll go to jail!
00:21:53Fucking pervert!
00:21:54Screw you, Billy!
00:22:05Gone.
00:22:12Man, Sam's changed.
00:22:16Hey, guys, what do you think that light was?
00:22:18It really freaks me out.
00:22:20I don't know.
00:22:20It sounded like a wah or something like that.
00:22:23I don't know.
00:22:24Hey, Gary, you all right?
00:22:27I fucking hate that guy!
00:22:28He ruins everything!
00:22:31I fucking hate that guy, too.
00:22:32Right?
00:22:33He ruins everything.
00:22:34It's annoying.
00:22:35Hey, guys, look!
00:22:37That must be where it's coming from.
00:22:43Wait, guys, we don't know what that is.
00:22:46Don't be a chicken ship.
00:22:48Come on.
00:22:51Whoa!
00:22:52Look at that!
00:22:53Looks like something out of a movie or something.
00:22:55Yeah!
00:22:56Hey, don't go near it.
00:22:58Why?
00:22:59Yeah, why?
00:23:00Well, what if that light and sound was a ship exploding?
00:23:05And this is poisonous gas from whatever blew it up.
00:23:09Like, napalm gas?
00:23:12Yeah, or something from space.
00:23:15Aliens or something.
00:23:16You're just being paranoid.
00:23:19Why did it turn off?
00:23:21Guys, we're gonna tell Sam about this, right?
00:23:25Uh, no.
00:23:26Fuck Sam!
00:23:27Yeah, I'd rather go punch myself in the dick.
00:23:30Anyone else hungry?
00:23:32Let's go to you or something.
00:23:33Yeah.
00:23:34Yeah.
00:23:38There's something weird going on around here.
00:23:42Wait.
00:23:43Hey, guys, wait up!
00:23:44Hmm, crystal.
00:23:59We need...
00:24:00...my crystal.
00:24:02Ah!
00:24:03Ah!
00:24:04Ah!
00:24:04Stop it!
00:24:06Ow!
00:24:07Ah!
00:24:08Yeah!
00:24:09Billy and his prick friends are hanging out with Sam in my backyard.
00:24:13Let's get spider on them.
00:24:14Fuck yeah!
00:24:15Let's go!
00:24:18I haven't seen your brother and those little creeps around.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:24It's kind of nice.
00:24:26Yeah, that little shit must have finally learned his lesson.
00:24:29Are we partying tonight or what?
00:24:32I don't know yet.
00:24:33Great.
00:24:35Another boring Halloween in this shithole town.
00:24:37Yeah, well, whatever you're doing is better than what I have to do.
00:24:44I have to take care of my little brother.
00:24:47Yeah.
00:24:49Nothing.
00:24:49Well, shit.
00:24:53We gotta do something.
00:24:56We should have a party.
00:24:59Yeah, you guys should totally do that.
00:25:02We should party in that old shitty barn.
00:25:05No, the place is filled with little kid shit.
00:25:07We should have it here.
00:25:13What?
00:25:15Yeah, that way you can go.
00:25:19Yeah, right.
00:25:20That's not happening.
00:25:21Why not?
00:25:22I'm sure you have a costume.
00:25:24Yeah, she does.
00:25:26And it is very fucking cute.
00:25:29Well, then.
00:25:31Why not?
00:25:33Um, because my parents will kill me?
00:25:37Fuck parents, man.
00:25:37Who cares what they say?
00:25:38You should just do what you want.
00:25:45Hold on.
00:25:47What if we just call your parents and ask them if we can have the party here?
00:25:54Problem solved.
00:25:58Think about what you just said.
00:26:01Sounds good, man.
00:26:02Fuck you, Billy.
00:26:11It's fucking freezing out here.
00:26:13Holy fuck.
00:26:18It's just water, you pussy.
00:26:21Fucking God.
00:26:22You're fucking drenched, bud.
00:26:26Hey.
00:26:27We'll keep it small and your parents won't find out, I promise.
00:26:30Billy.
00:26:32I don't know.
00:26:33Come on.
00:26:36I want to show you off to everyone at school.
00:26:39I want them to meet my new girlfriend.
00:26:44Really?
00:26:47And my parents won't find out?
00:26:49I swear on your life.
00:26:57Okay.
00:26:58Really?
00:27:00Let's have a party.
00:27:02I'm having a party.
00:27:04Party!
00:27:05Party!
00:27:07Woo!
00:27:07Damn!
00:27:09Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:27:12All right, boys.
00:27:15Tonight, we inflict maximum vengeance.
00:27:18Come on.
00:27:20Smile.
00:27:22Happy fucking Halloween.
00:27:31Happy fucking Halloween!
00:27:35Happy fucking Halloween!
00:27:38Hey, Sam!
00:27:45Sam!
00:27:46Hey!
00:27:46Hey, what are you doing here? I never see you at parties.
00:27:49No!
00:27:50I party, this is my house.
00:27:52Have you seen Billy? This is your house?
00:27:54Holy shit!
00:27:56Yeah, I'm about to kill me.
00:27:58I mean, sometimes you just have to, like, do what you want, you know?
00:28:01Yeah, totally.
00:28:02Wouldn't be letting people pan on my walls, though, you know?
00:28:05What?
00:28:08Sorry, excuse me.
00:28:10Woo!
00:28:16Dallas, what the hell are you doing?
00:28:19What? Billy said you were cool with it.
00:28:21Did you do this to your parents' house?
00:28:30Billy, what the fuck? People can't smoke in here.
00:28:34Hey, what's wrong?
00:28:36Billy, this is seriously crazy. You said this was going to be a small party.
00:28:39This is out of control. Help me do something.
00:28:42Look, Sam, people are having a good time. That's what's important.
00:28:44That house is being destroyed.
00:28:46Okay, your parents are very rich, so they can just fix it all.
00:28:48Billy, help me. Your parents are going to murder me.
00:29:00Oh, party's over.
00:29:02Come on, just let it go.
00:29:03What do you mean, let it go?
00:29:04Just chill the fuck out. You can't make all these people leave now.
00:29:06It's my house.
00:29:07Yeah, well, it's my party.
00:29:08Billy, is that your girlfriend or something?
00:29:09No, man, it's just the keys to the house.
00:29:10Okay, people, party's over. Big drive.
00:29:11Actually, don't drive, please. Bye. Get out.
00:29:13Sam.
00:29:14What the fuck are you doing?
00:29:15Billy, stop. You're hurting me.
00:29:16You say we have a party? And that's what we fucking do.
00:29:17You know what you're saying?
00:29:18You're scaring me.
00:29:20No, I mean, it's just the keys to the house.
00:29:26Okay, people, party's over.
00:29:27Big drive.
00:29:28Actually, don't drive.
00:29:29Please.
00:29:29Bye.
00:29:30Get out.
00:29:31Sam!
00:29:32What the fuck are you doing?
00:29:34No, stop.
00:29:34You're hurting me.
00:29:35You said we had a party, and that's what we fucking do.
00:29:39Do you understand?
00:29:41You're scaring me.
00:29:44Good.
00:29:46The party's back on!
00:29:48Let's tear this place apart!
00:29:50Woo!
00:29:51Let's fucking break something.
00:29:56I'm going to regret trashing my house.
00:30:00Fucking teenagers.
00:30:02Look where's that costume even supposed to be.
00:30:05Bro, what's up with your house?
00:30:07It's real destroyed.
00:30:09We know you didn't get any candy, so we got you covered.
00:30:13Okay, where's the mission status, Captain?
00:30:17We just deployed the drone, and I'm walking out on the enemy.
00:30:21What do you think he's going to do?
00:30:23Something stupid.
00:30:24How do you know?
00:30:26Because it's Billy.
00:30:27He's bound to do something stupid.
00:30:30We're stupid, Katie.
00:30:33Who?
00:30:34Fuckin' my wife.
00:30:35Fuck.
00:30:36Let's talk some bitch.
00:30:38Fuck out, I need a piss.
00:30:42Come on, my dick's full!
00:30:43Hey, Billy!
00:30:45There's a better bathroom in here.
00:30:50God is good.
00:30:57Holy shit!
00:30:58Is that Sam's room?
00:31:00I can't see what they're saying.
00:31:02Shh, shh, shh.
00:31:02Oh, no.
00:31:03Be quiet and you listen.
00:31:04Take it out, Billy.
00:31:07Try shaking the piss.
00:31:08Then do it!
00:31:09Let me hold it.
00:31:14You are so fuckin' weird.
00:31:17Is that suck time?
00:31:19That's not suck time.
00:31:22Oh, my God!
00:31:24Boys!
00:31:25We just hit the mother load.
00:31:29Sorry, Jack, you shouldn't be seeing us.
00:31:36Fuck my life.
00:31:37Listen up, boy, you scumbags and scumballs.
00:31:46Now, pay attention to the TV.
00:31:49You hate him, Gary.
00:31:50When I was a kid, I thought I had the coolest sister in the world.
00:31:54God, Gary.
00:31:55But I was wrong.
00:31:57I mean, what happened to you, Samantha?
00:31:59You could have been tough.
00:32:01You could have been a legend.
00:32:05But then you walked away.
00:32:06You abandoned the ring?
00:32:08My God!
00:32:09You got that shit, Gary!
00:32:11Yeah!
00:32:12The fans?
00:32:13Jack?
00:32:14Miles?
00:32:15No.
00:32:16You abandoned me!
00:32:17No!
00:32:19And all the respect you earned for someone who treats you like shit.
00:32:23Oh, my God, Tristan is such a fucking idiot.
00:32:27You throw the best party of the fucking year.
00:32:29If she tries to kick everybody out, she's such a fucking moron, dude.
00:32:31What did you expect?
00:32:33She's not cool.
00:32:34She hangs up with little boys.
00:32:37Yo, Billy!
00:32:39Can't you see him doing someone?
00:32:41Something?
00:32:42Sam's little brother's on TV talking shit about you out there.
00:32:44Come on, let's go!
00:32:48Get the fuck up!
00:32:49Get your clothes on!
00:32:49Let's go!
00:32:50Look, she fucking plays with action figures and is into wrestling.
00:32:54It's so fucking hard on her lap.
00:32:55She's fucking baseline now, honey.
00:32:57Oh, my God.
00:32:59Did you see her costume tonight?
00:33:01She looks like a fucking child.
00:33:03Oh, my God.
00:33:07Take it out, Billy.
00:33:10I'll try to shake her face.
00:33:11Then do it!
00:33:12You let me hold it.
00:33:17I'm so fucking idiotic.
00:33:21Oh, fuck it!
00:33:24I know!
00:33:27Oh, my God.
00:33:28That's the respect you deserve when you betray your teammates.
00:33:33Your boyfriend pissing over your room.
00:33:37Fucker.
00:33:37It's still in your house.
00:33:38You're the one with no life, and you're the one who's a dumbest loser.
00:33:42Just like you and your stuff and your friends!
00:33:46You good?
00:33:47That was a bit harsh at the end there.
00:33:49I don't know.
00:33:49They deserved it.
00:33:51So, yeah.
00:33:51Fuck you, Billy!
00:33:52And you!
00:33:53Oh, fuck you!
00:33:54Billy, yeah!
00:33:56Oh, my God!
00:33:56Get your picky hands off me!
00:33:59Oh, my God!
00:34:00Oh, my God!
00:34:00Oh!
00:34:01Oh!
00:34:01What is this?
00:34:08What's your murder?
00:34:09Looks like a circle jerk to me.
00:34:11No, I'm not going to murder you, kid.
00:34:13I'm just going to break all the other ones and shitty little boys.
00:34:16Hey, Sam!
00:34:17Help us!
00:34:18Yes, Sam.
00:34:20I'm a part.
00:34:21We're so sorry!
00:34:22You boys like to wrestle, huh?
00:34:24Yes.
00:34:27No, my arms!
00:34:28Let him go!
00:34:29Don't worry.
00:34:30It's not real.
00:34:30It's just wrestling.
00:34:31Let go of us!
00:34:33Sam, he's got a broken fucking arm!
00:34:34Help me out here!
00:34:36You're not going to lose.
00:34:38I'm just him.
00:34:40You fucking asshole.
00:34:42Hey, once you see Dallas break this kid's fucking arm.
00:34:47Leo, Leo!
00:34:48Are you choking, man?
00:34:50Come on!
00:34:51No, man.
00:34:51I'm not fucking doing that.
00:34:53Dallas.
00:34:55Dallas!
00:34:56Dallas!
00:34:56Dallas!
00:34:57Dallas!
00:34:58Dallas!
00:34:59Dallas!
00:35:00Dallas!
00:35:00No!
00:35:01I'm not fucking doing that.
00:35:02Dallas!
00:35:03Cow!
00:35:04Dallas!
00:35:05Do it myself!
00:35:06No, Billy, wait!
00:35:20Is that a...
00:35:22a fucking...
00:35:23Are you fucking kidding me?
00:35:37Why are you acting like a bunch of scared little kids?
00:35:40It's just one of their stupid fucking pranks!
00:35:42I'm ready to break up the party!
00:35:43I'm ready to break up the party!
00:35:44I'm ready to break up the party!
00:35:46I'm ready to break up the party!
00:35:47I'm ready to break up the party!
00:35:48I'm ready to break up the party!
00:35:49I'm ready to break up the party!
00:35:50I'm ready to break up the party!
00:35:50I'm ready to break up the party!
00:35:51I'm ready to break up the party!
00:35:52I'm ready to break up the party!
00:35:52I'm ready to break up the party!
00:35:53I'm ready to break up the party!
00:35:54I'm ready to break up the party!
00:35:55I'm ready to break up the party!
00:35:56I'm ready to break up the party!
00:35:57I'm ready to break up the party!
00:35:58I'm ready to break up the party!
00:35:59I'm ready to break up the party!
00:36:00I'm ready to break up the party!
00:36:01I'm ready to break up the party!
00:36:02Oh, my God.
00:36:32Stop it!
00:36:34You fucking arm's on me, you alien fuck!
00:36:36I'm so scared!
00:36:38Help!
00:36:40Help!
00:36:42No!
00:36:46No!
00:36:48No!
00:36:50No!
00:36:52No!
00:36:54Yes!
00:36:56No!
00:36:58Yes!
00:37:00Gary.
00:37:30Gary.
00:37:33Gary.
00:37:37Gary.
00:37:41Gary.
00:37:43Hey, you don't have this with my brother.
00:37:45Please help me.
00:37:46You have to do something.
00:37:49They took him to the water.
00:38:00They took him to the water.
00:38:14You can see the water.
00:38:20He lost.
00:38:23I'll see you guys.
00:38:53I'll see you guys.
00:39:23I'll see you guys.
00:39:53I'll see you guys.
00:40:23I'll see you guys.
00:40:53I'll see you guys.
00:41:23I'll see you guys.
00:41:53I'll see you guys.
00:42:23I'll see you guys.
00:42:53I'll see you guys.
00:43:23I'll see you guys.
00:43:53I'll see you guys.
00:44:23What the fuck are you?
00:44:24What do you want from me?
00:44:26Fuck.
00:44:27Just let me go.
00:44:28Somebody help me.
00:44:31Holy shit.
00:44:32You're sick, man.
00:44:34Let me.
00:44:34My dad's gone.
00:44:35I'll take you.
00:44:37He can help you.
00:44:37All right, let me go.
00:44:51Get it out of the way!
00:44:55Get it out of the way!
00:44:59No!
00:45:01No!
00:45:03Help!
00:45:05Help!
00:45:07I can't move! Help!
00:45:09She's a garbage truck!
00:45:11She's a garbage truck!
00:45:13No!
00:45:15You ain't left all of them, you fucking assholes!
00:45:19Ow!
00:45:21I'm right!
00:45:23No! No! Stop!
00:45:25Dad!
00:45:35Dad, hurry!
00:45:37Get out!
00:45:39Get out! Holy shit!
00:45:41Fuck off me!
00:45:43Get out!
00:45:45Get out!
00:45:47Get out!
00:45:49Get out!
00:45:51Look out!
00:45:53Fuck yeah!
00:45:55Fucking shit!
00:45:57You fucking murderized them all!
00:45:59Where'd you get the crazy sword?
00:46:01I spilled off a dead body.
00:46:03Cool. Sick.
00:46:05Sick.
00:46:07Where's Billy?
00:46:09Shit.
00:46:11I can't see a fucking thing.
00:46:13Fuck do I get out of here?
00:46:15Alice?
00:46:17Alice?
00:46:19Alice?
00:46:21Alice?
00:46:23Alice?
00:46:25Alice?
00:46:35Holy fuck buddy, is that you?
00:46:37Alice?
00:46:39Fuck do I do to you?
00:46:41I can't see a dude here.
00:46:43I can't see a dude here.
00:46:45Fuck.
00:46:47Fuck.
00:46:48Fuck.
00:46:49Fuck.
00:46:50Go that way!
00:46:51Go that way!
00:46:52Go that way!
00:46:53Go that way!
00:46:54Go!
00:46:55Go that way!
00:46:56Go!
00:46:57Go that way!
00:46:58Go!
00:46:59Go that way!
00:47:00Billy?
00:47:01Hey, now that's my gear!
00:47:02See you fuckers?
00:47:03See you fuckers?
00:47:06I don't want to start fighting on your fucking face, you coward!
00:47:11Dad, we need to go.
00:47:12Take this.
00:47:13Turn this back and take it.
00:47:14Don't choke out.
00:47:17I don't think I can do this.
00:47:18It doesn't matter.
00:47:19We have to.
00:47:33We have to.
00:47:34We have to.
00:47:35We have to.
00:47:36We have to.
00:47:37We have to.
00:47:38We have to.
00:47:39We have to.
00:47:40We have to.
00:47:41We have to.
00:47:42We have to.
00:47:43We have to.
00:47:44We have to.
00:47:45We have to.
00:47:46We have to.
00:47:47We have to.
00:47:48We have to.
00:47:49We have to.
00:47:50We have to.
00:47:51We have to.
00:47:52We have to.
00:47:53We have to.
00:47:54We have to.
00:47:55We have to.
00:47:56We have to.
00:47:57We have to.
00:47:58We have to.
00:47:59We have to.
00:48:00We have to.
00:48:01We have to.
00:48:02We have to.
00:48:03Get to the dog!
00:48:17Quickly!
00:48:17Okay.
00:48:24Come on, Terry!
00:48:25Come on!
00:48:33Come on, I have to go back!
00:48:41We can't!
00:48:42Those fucking aliens will get us!
00:48:45We need anyone out there to save us!
00:48:46If we go back, we're screwed.
00:48:50But it's my fault that they're dead anyways!
00:48:52I was such a dick!
00:48:54Listen, man.
00:48:55We're just kids being kids.
00:48:57We're allowed to be pieces of shit sometimes.
00:48:59My parents were never there for me, but Sam always was.
00:49:07And now, my best friend and my only sister are fucking dead!
00:49:21We have to go back.
00:49:26Look, I'm coming with you.
00:49:31Count to three.
00:49:32Three, two, one!
00:49:35I got him!
00:49:37Sam, you're getting me okay!
00:49:38Jack!
00:49:41We got a fucking car!
00:49:42They're coming!
00:49:46He's not breathing!
00:49:50Fast, I am!
00:49:53Sam, Sam, he's not breathing!
00:49:54I knew that, Carrie!
00:49:56I knew that!
00:49:56Come on!
00:49:57Oh, my God!
00:49:58Is he dead?
00:50:02Fuck!
00:50:02Fuck!
00:50:03Fuck!
00:50:03Come on!
00:50:05Please, wake up!
00:50:06Wake the fuck up, man!
00:50:08Come on, Jack!
00:50:09She's...
00:50:10Okay, don't die next week.
00:50:12Please, come on!
00:50:13Come on, Jack!
00:50:17Come on!
00:50:18Fuck!
00:50:19Come on!
00:50:20We're out of here!
00:50:22Fuck!
00:50:23I'm stuck!
00:50:24Come on!
00:50:25Look away!
00:50:26Jack!
00:50:26Freeze!
00:50:27Fucking freeze!
00:50:29Jack, freeze!
00:50:31Come on!
00:50:32Jack!
00:50:36Jack, Jack, you're alive!
00:50:38Jack, you're alive!
00:50:40Jack, you're alive!
00:50:40You're alive?
00:50:43Oh, fuck!
00:50:44Jack!
00:50:44Jack!
00:50:45Go!
00:50:45Oh, no!
00:50:46Go!
00:50:47Go!
00:50:47Go!
00:50:47Come on, we've got to go.
00:51:03Come on, open the door.
00:51:04That opening is locked.
00:51:06Sam, why is the door locked?
00:51:08Fucking right, it's locked.
00:51:10Everything is locked.
00:51:11How many fucks are getting in?
00:51:13Open the fucking door.
00:51:14It's in our house.
00:51:15It's mine now.
00:51:17Billy, why are you doing this to us?
00:51:20Because you guys are a bunch of fucking losers.
00:51:23And no one's going to give a fuck if you guys disappear.
00:51:25Fuck you, Billy!
00:51:27You're a piece of fucking garbage, and you're the one who has a shrimp dick!
00:51:33Guys?
00:51:39You guys remember Dallas?
00:51:42He's looking pretty sharp.
00:51:47What?
00:51:49No!
00:51:50What?
00:52:03What?
00:52:04What?
00:52:08Come on!
00:52:24Get to the board!
00:52:30Go!
00:52:31Get out of here!
00:52:32Come on!
00:52:32Go!
00:52:33Make the water!
00:52:38Fuck it!
00:52:40Fuck it!
00:52:44Fuck it!
00:52:53Fuck!
00:52:55Fuck!
00:52:56Fuck!
00:52:57My fucking car!
00:52:58What the fuck?
00:52:59My fucking car!
00:53:00What the fuck?
00:53:04No!
00:53:05No!
00:53:06You always were such a fucking idiot!
00:53:08Fuck!
00:53:12Fuck!
00:53:25We're following us!
00:53:27Don't attack you!
00:53:28Fight faster!
00:53:29I don't think we can fight this!
00:53:33Follow me!
00:53:36Follow me!
00:53:46Follow me!
00:53:55Get down!
00:53:56No!
00:54:00Fuck!
00:54:03Yeah!
00:54:04No!
00:54:06I have no clue!
00:54:07I have no clue!
00:54:08Bye!
00:54:09Bye!
00:54:10Bye!
00:54:14Bye!
00:54:16Bye!
00:54:17Bye!
00:54:19Bye!
00:54:20Bye!
00:54:21Bye!
00:54:23Bye!
00:54:24what where'd they go
00:54:32I don't know did they finally leave
00:54:36I hope so
00:54:39are you guys okay
00:54:48I've never been this cool in my life
00:54:51whoa whoa whoa Miles deep breaths okay
00:54:53I think the aliens were using
00:54:59human skin to fuel their spaceship
00:55:02I don't want my body to be
00:55:06alien fuel
00:55:07I'm never gonna see my mom again
00:55:11am I
00:55:12what can I get through these together
00:55:16alright buddy
00:55:17Sam
00:55:23I'm sorry for being such a piece of shit to you all this time
00:55:33you were always there for me even when our own parents weren't and I just didn't want you to leave and
00:55:42hey Gary
00:55:42Gary
00:55:43hey
00:55:43I'm your sister
00:55:46I'm not going anywhere
00:55:49I love you okay
00:55:54I love you too
00:55:55okay
00:55:57so
00:56:00what do we do now
00:56:01I mean someone must have seen what just happened here so
00:56:05just stay put and wait for help
00:56:09go
00:56:10I don't want you to go
00:56:25here we go
00:56:28go
00:56:30What do you want?
00:56:39Dad?
00:56:41Mom, away from us!
00:56:51Dad?
00:56:54Let's go!
00:57:00Dad!
00:57:09Enjoy the view.
00:57:15Sam!
00:57:17Sam, come on!
00:57:27Open the door!
00:57:30Did we lose him?
00:57:32I fucking hope so.
00:57:34Okay, let's just find a place to hide.
00:57:36Let's go.
00:57:38Hey, hey, look over!
00:57:40Get the fuck out of my hiding spot.
00:57:42What's your problem, Billy?
00:57:44Let her go!
00:57:46Yeah, let her go!
00:57:48Billy!
00:57:50Get your hands off my sister!
00:57:52She saved all of our lives, including yours!
00:57:56She saved me?
00:58:00I saved her.
00:58:02I gave her a chance to be popular.
00:58:06Treated her like a queen.
00:58:08What'd she do?
00:58:10She threw the worst party ever.
00:58:12And now we're all going to-
00:58:14Really?
00:58:16I swear to fucking god, let her go!
00:58:18Don't do it, son!
00:58:20It's your last fucking chance!
00:58:22Let her go now!
00:58:24Be quiet.
00:58:26I'll hear you.
00:58:28Who?
00:58:30So your best friend's still trying to kill you?
00:58:34Okay.
00:58:36How about this?
00:58:38You let her go right now?
00:58:40Maybe!
00:58:42I won't scream so loud that Dallas will be here in a couple seconds!
00:58:44Shut your mouth!
00:58:46No!
00:58:47You!
00:58:48Shut your shitty ass mouth!
00:58:50Yeah!
00:58:51You were singing and smelling shit coming out of your face hole!
00:58:53What?
00:58:55You heard me!
00:58:57Yeah!
00:58:58Fine, fine, fine, fine!
00:58:59Fine, fine, fine.
00:59:00I'm sorry.
00:59:01I'm sorry.
00:59:02I'm sorry.
00:59:03I'm sorry.
00:59:04Let her kill your fucking sister!
00:59:05Just take her, Billy!
00:59:06Night.
00:59:07Night, Billy!
00:59:08Yeah!
00:59:09Just die, Billy!
00:59:10Fuck Crystal!
00:59:11Oh Jack!
00:59:12Fuck you!
00:59:14My feet are from Dallas!
00:59:29No!
00:59:33Oh, fuck.
00:59:38You fucking monster!
00:59:44Jack!
00:59:49You...
00:59:51What did you do?
00:59:53It's not my fault, Sam.
00:59:55You made me do it.
00:59:56I didn't make you do it.
00:59:58I didn't make you do it.
00:59:59Anything! You did this!
01:00:01I said shut the fuck up or I'll hear you!
01:00:03Oh, shit, it's Dallas!
01:00:16No, no, no! Go!
01:00:22No, no, no! Where the fuck are you going?
01:00:24Get the fuck down!
01:00:26Get it! Let's go!
01:00:33Get it!
01:00:34I'll fucking kill you!
01:00:41Fuck you, you fucking maniac!
01:00:45Ow!
01:00:46My fucking nose!
01:00:48Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
01:00:57They're coming!
01:00:58Why won't these fucking aliens leave us alone?
01:01:06Adam!
01:01:08Look, I fucked up.
01:01:11I was scared.
01:01:13I didn't know you're still in there, bro.
01:01:15I know you're still my buddy.
01:01:20So fucking fight it, man!
01:01:21Fucking fight it!
01:01:40Turn the fuck off, man!
01:01:41What the fuck?
01:01:42It's over here!
01:01:43It's over here!
01:01:46What the fuck?
01:01:47Oh, my God!
01:01:48Oh, my God!
01:01:49Oh, my God!
01:01:59Oh, my God!
01:02:02Gary, look out!
01:02:04There's something in Dallas!
01:02:08I've never seen any of you!
01:02:09I've never seen any of you!
01:02:14No, please!
01:02:15I'm sorry!
01:02:16Go away!
01:02:17No!
01:02:18No!
01:02:19No!
01:02:20No!
01:02:21No!
01:02:22No!
01:02:23No!
01:02:24No!
01:02:25No!
01:02:26No!
01:02:27No!
01:02:28No!
01:02:29No!
01:02:30No!
01:02:31No!
01:02:32No!
01:02:33No!
01:02:34Oh, fuck!
01:02:35Nothing!
01:02:36No!
01:02:38No, no!
01:02:40No!
01:02:45You're done!
01:02:47Don't go out!
01:02:48Alice?
01:02:58Gary!
01:03:04Don't let go, Gary!
01:03:06It's only one!
01:03:15Gary!
01:03:16No!
01:03:18Gary,
01:03:20hold on!
01:03:21No!
01:03:22Gary!
01:03:24Gary!
01:03:26Gary,
01:03:27hold on!
01:03:28Hold on!
01:03:29No!
01:03:30No!
01:03:31No!
01:03:32No!
01:03:33No!
01:03:34No!
01:03:35No!
01:03:36No!
01:03:37No!
01:03:38No!
01:03:40Nobody help us!
01:03:42No!
01:03:43No!
01:03:44Help us!
01:03:46Help us!
01:03:48Help us!
01:03:51Please!
01:03:53Holy shit!
01:03:55What are we gonna do?
01:03:57This is a grand alley.
01:04:00What?
01:04:01This is a grand alley.
01:04:05And those aliens help.
01:04:08And tell them,
01:04:10Jack's something.
01:04:11You're a fucking genius, buddy.
01:04:14You'll die on me!
01:04:24Fuck space.
01:04:36Holy shit!
01:04:44Get him, Jack!
01:04:50Get him, Jack!
01:04:54Get him, Jack!
01:05:08I told you I could pass with the sword.
01:05:26Whoa!
01:05:30Jack!
01:05:31Jack, are you okay?
01:05:32You all right?
01:05:33Hey, Marilee!
01:05:35Hey, Jack!
01:05:36Hey, buddy!
01:05:37Hey, Jack!
01:05:39Jack!
01:05:40Hey!
01:05:41What happened?
01:05:43Where am I?
01:05:44Um...
01:05:46There was just a little accident, but...
01:05:51We're in our clubhouse, and I'm gonna get you some help, okay?
01:05:54What happened to you, Jack?
01:05:55What happened to you, you're an alien?
01:05:59Come on, Mom.
01:06:01It's fucking awesome.
01:06:03Come on, let me get him up.
01:06:05Come on, Jack.
01:06:05Come on, Jack.
01:06:10Stay with us, Jack.
01:06:11Stay with us, Jack.
01:06:12Hey, Jack, what is it?
01:06:17Come on, come on, come on, stay with us, Jack.
01:06:45Come on.
01:06:46Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, come on, Jack, stay with us, Jack.
01:06:50Come on.
01:06:51Come on, Jack.
01:06:53Come on.
01:06:54Jack.
01:06:56Jack.
01:06:57Come on, Jack.
01:06:59Come on.
01:07:00Come on, Jack.
01:07:08Shit, shit, shit!
01:07:11Shit.
01:07:12Get away now!
01:07:13Give us a fucking breath already!
01:07:16We'll get kids.
01:07:35Beg them.
01:07:39Fuck, you're here!
01:07:40Fred, he's dying.
01:07:41We've got to help him.
01:07:42Please help him.
01:07:44Come on, Jack.
01:07:45Get out of me!
01:07:46Help me!
01:07:47No!
01:07:48Get it out of me!
01:07:49No!
01:07:50No!
01:07:50No!
01:07:50Help!
01:07:51No!
01:07:52Take it away.
01:08:22Take it away.
01:08:52Take it away.
01:09:22Take it away.
01:09:52Take it away.
01:10:22Take it away.
01:10:52Take it away.
01:11:22Take it away.
01:11:52Take it away.
01:12:22Take it away.
01:12:52Take it away.
01:13:22Take it away.
01:13:52Take it away.
01:14:22Take it away.
01:14:52Take it away.
01:14:54Take it away.
01:14:56Take it away.
01:14:58Take it away.
01:15:00Take it away.
01:15:02Take it away.
01:15:04Take it away.
01:15:06Take it away.
01:15:08Take it away.
01:15:10Take it away.
01:15:12Take it away.
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