- 07/05/2024
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00:00Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
00:30So have you seen her?
00:32She's the greatest
00:34Of super magic
00:36Called Sabrina
00:39We can watch her
00:40She'll be with ya
00:42Sabrina
00:44We can watch her
00:45She'll be with ya
00:46Sabrina
00:48We can watch her
00:49She'll be with ya
00:52She's the greatest
00:54Sabrina
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01:1224 secondes
01:14Hey, not bad Harvey, you're really improving
01:16Yeah
01:18But I'm still not as good as you
01:20Nobody's as good a swimmer as Sabrina
01:22If it wasn't for her
01:24Most of these trophies wouldn't even be here
01:26Come on, Harvey's doing great
01:28He's a cinch to become this school's new junior lifeguard
01:30I hope so
01:32It's been my dream ever since
01:34That very special episode of Baywatch
01:36Ooh, the one where they actually
01:38Went in the water
01:40But I still have to pass the test tomorrow
01:42And there's a lot of other kids trying out too
01:44But you've been training for weeks
01:46Still, maybe I'd better swim 10 more laps
01:48And do a hundred one-arm push-ups
01:50Then we can go load up on junk food
01:52Till we puke
01:54Alright
01:58Morning, Hilda
02:00Boy, are your eyes bloodshot
02:02You should see them from in here
02:04I've been up to my ears in homework
02:06Wow
02:08You meant it literally
02:10Oh, oh no
02:12It can't be
02:14Hey, I think the key word here, Hilda, is decaf
02:16Zelda, it's
02:18Cliché Week
02:22Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle
02:24Sunny
02:26I have this sudden urge to roller-ski
02:30What's going on?
02:32What's Cliché Week?
02:34It happens once every 11 years
02:36It's got to do with the alignment of the planets or something
02:38For one whole week
02:40Whenever a witch or warlock says a cliché
02:42It happens to them
02:44You mean if I said something like
02:46Sluggles makes my skin crawl?
02:48Ah, make it stop
02:50We can't
02:52But don't worry, it's only temporary
02:54Wear a sweater
02:56Hey, I just heard a big storm is headed this way
02:58They say it's going to rain cats
03:00Don't tell me
03:02It's Cliché Week
03:06Uh, hi
03:08Hi, Sabrina
03:10Uh, what's with your skin?
03:12Oh, uh, this?
03:14It's, um, a new face cream
03:16Massaged in a bottle
03:18Oh, cool
03:24Alright, now
03:26There's only one slot available for Junior Lifeguard
03:28So whoever does the best today gets it
03:30Any questions?
03:32Coach?
03:34Yes, I am
03:36But if I play my cards right, I'll be head of the athletic department
03:38Okay, now for the first test
03:40Each of you has been assigned a volunteer victim to rescue
03:42When I blow the whistle
03:44You throw him a life preserver, then pull him to safety
03:46Got it?
03:48Give it up, Kinko
03:50You couldn't lifeguard at a bird bath
03:52Harvey just gotta get this
03:54It means so much to him
03:56Yeah, I'd hate to think he sat through Baywatch for nothing
04:10His first aid part of his test
04:12His first aid part of his test
04:20You ought to watch Kinko
04:22You might learn something
04:24Yeah, we'll just see about that
04:32Lucky throw, Kinko
04:36Hey, did you see that?
04:38Slugloaf cut his rope
04:40I did?
04:42Don't worry
04:52Excellent, heck of a toss, Kinko
04:58Now remember
05:00These CPR dummies are supposed to be drowning victims
05:02And you're using mouth-to-mouth breathing
05:04To inflate their lungs
05:06Harvey's dummy is inflating
05:08He's going to win, I just know it
05:12Not if I've got anything to say about it
05:18Slugloaf did it again
05:20He's trying to sabotage Harvey
05:26Hey, Kinko, you're supposed to revive your dummy
05:28Not kill it
05:32And revive it, he will
05:38Boy, I'm good
05:40This is the last and most important part of the test
05:42Each of you must save a victim from drowning
05:44In a simulated rescue at sea
05:46In order to make it authentic
05:48This wave-making machine
05:50Will duplicate high tide in Costa Rica
05:52Alright, who's going to be first?
05:56Good man, Kinko
06:00Oh, hell
06:08Harvey, look out!
06:30Oh yeah
06:38Ah
06:40Oh no
06:46Harvey
06:58Yeah
07:00Good job, Harvey, alright
07:02And so
07:04Greendale Middle School is proud to congratulate
07:06Its new junior lifeguard
07:08Harvey Kinko
07:14Sorry about that, slug baby
07:18Now how's that happen
07:28Primo dive, Sabrina
07:30Thanks, thought I'd show off a little
07:32For Harvey's first official day of lifeguarding
07:34Oh oh, he's already running
07:36Through a school of man-eating sharks
07:38And we'd love you to be our
07:40Synchronized swimming club's exclusive lifeguard
07:42A lifeguard
07:44For synchronized swimming?
07:46Oh yes, why
07:48If one of us got out of sync
07:50It could be fatal
07:52Oh brother
07:54Tadborobo pest control
07:56And with you around
07:58We would be so safe
08:00Yes, but how safe would he be?
08:02Hey Sabrina, hi Chloe
08:04Spellman, that drowned
08:06Rab look is so you
08:08You know, Jen, I'm surprised
08:10To see all of you here
08:12Especially with that 10 for 1 shoe sale going on at the mall
08:1410 for 1 shoe sale?
08:16It's been real, Harve
08:18Girls
08:22Hey Sabrina, that was a great
08:24Dive you did, you make it look so easy
08:26Oh Harvey, you do go on
08:28And please, do go on
08:30I mean it, you're the best diver
08:32I've ever seen
08:36Until now
08:38Whoa, did you see that?
08:40And off the middle board
08:42Not bad, I suppose
08:44If you like showy
08:46Who is she?
08:48Oh, her name's Dorsalaphen
08:50She just transferred here from Riverdale
08:52She's training for the state championship
08:54She's the greatest diver
08:56And swimmer I've ever seen
08:58Gotta admit
09:00She is good
09:02Hey, how about we all get some ice cream
09:04After school?
09:06Yeah, sure
09:08And we can go check out that new Scott Pink season you wanted, Chloe
09:10Okay, great
09:12Here's a better idea
09:14How about I take all your brains out and sell them for scrap?
09:16Sounds good
09:18Hi Chloe, how's it going?
09:20Hey Dorsalap, these are my friends, Sabrina and Harvey
09:22Well, look at the time, Harvey's late for
09:24Hey, you don't have a towel
09:26You'll catch a chill
09:28Well, thank you, Harvey
09:30Oh man
09:32Where are you going?
09:34So she thinks she can dive, eh?
09:36I'll show her a real dive
09:38I'm going off the
09:40High board
09:46But Sabrina, nobody goes off the
09:48High board
09:50Not until now
09:56Harvey, Sabrina's going off the
09:58High board
10:00What?
10:02Nobody goes off the
10:04High board
10:06Does anyone else hear music?
10:08Sabrina
10:10Sabrina, are you serious?
10:12Oh, you mean about the dive?
10:14Please, I do it all the time
10:26Oh
10:40Sabrina, are you okay?
10:50What's the matter?
10:52I don't want to talk about it
10:54I've got to meet Harvey outside
10:58Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse
11:02You want fries with that?
11:08Harvey?
11:12And he didn't show up to walk me to school today
11:14I mean, he's a lifeguard, Chloe
11:16Maybe he had a swimming accident
11:18He could be home in bed, hurt, delirious
11:20With pain, calling my name
11:22Hey, Sabrina
11:24Well, one out of four isn't bad
11:26Harvey, are you okay?
11:28I was so worried when you didn't show up this morning
11:30Oh, darn, I forgot to tell you
11:32Dorsala has a swim practice
11:34Before class, and it's my job as
11:36Junior lifeguard to be there
11:38Oh, of course, duty comes first
11:40Well, tomorrow's Saturday, so maybe you'll have time to
11:42Sorry, Sabrina, no can do
11:44Since school's closed, I'm meeting Dorsala
11:46At the lake tomorrow to help her practice
11:48Gotta go
11:50Can you believe that?
11:52Hey, you helped him become a lifeguard, remember?
11:54Anyway, Dorsala's not that bad
11:56You ought to get to know her
11:58And she is a great swimmer
12:00Thanks for the suggestion
12:08Let me guess
12:10Something's wrong
12:12You can say that again
12:14I could, but what would be the point?
12:16I used to be the best swimmer in school
12:18I could be better than she is
12:20It's still cliché, don't say
12:22Swim like a fish
12:24That!
12:30A cat babysitting a fish
12:32Oh, the irony
12:34Come on, Salem, it's not funny
12:36Change me back
12:38Sorry, I can't undo a cliché-weak spell
12:40It's a union rule
12:42Oh, great, so how long am I supposed to stay like this?
12:44Hard to say
12:46Clichés spoken out of jealousy
12:48Can last a long time
12:50Well, there's gotta be some way to change me back
12:52Maybe Hilda or Zelda knows how
12:54Yeah, but they're at the mall
12:56Great, let's go
12:58You want me to take you to the mall?
13:00See, I'd go there myself
13:02But I have this one teeny problem
13:04I'm a fish in a jar
13:06All right, all right
13:08Cool down or you'll end up as an hors d'oeuvre
13:16Nope, they're not in there
13:18Wait, there's that shoulder bag I wanted
13:20Great, then all you'll need is a shoulder to carry it on
13:22Oh, right
13:24Never mind
13:30Let's try the stalls
13:38These could be Hilda's
13:40Check them out
13:42Ah, sure
13:44What do you care? You're underwater
13:56You okay?
13:58Yes, but after that experience
14:00I'm hoping for amnesia
14:06Cool, a sushi bar
14:12Woo
14:38Hey guys
14:42Huh?
14:50No luck Sabrina, I couldn't
14:52Sabrina?
14:56Oh no
14:58Sabrina
15:02Sabrina, where are you?
15:04Hmm, Sabrina
15:06Hey mom
15:12Oh
15:42Hey, I'm busy here
15:44Uh, I, uh
15:46Well, would you look at the time
15:50Vince, don't fail me now
16:06What's this action?
16:08Uh oh
16:10I think I can
16:12I think I can
16:16Not again
16:18I think I can
16:20I think I can
16:22I think I can use some help Salem
16:28I'm getting too old for this
16:30I'm getting too old for this
16:44Hilda, Zelda
16:46Two tickets to Massachusetts please
16:50Huh?
16:52Sabrina went over the waterfall
16:54Sabrina went over the waterfall?
16:56Where is she?
16:58I don't see her
17:00Over there
17:02Help
17:04There
17:06Sabrina's a fish?
17:08Didn't I mention that?
17:10Oh well, Sabrina's a fish
17:12And she just went down the drain
17:18Help me
17:20The aqueduct
17:22Where could she be?
17:24Help
17:26Zelda, come on
17:36Oh man
17:38And I really hate water
17:44You're doing great, Dorsala
17:46Oh
17:52Oh
17:54Something bit me
18:02You're going the wrong way
18:04Harvey, something attacked me
18:06It was horrible, horrible
18:08Something attacked you?
18:10Well, if it involves water
18:12I'll handle it
18:16Le jour de la mort
18:18Malheureusement, c'est lundi et c'est mon jour de part
18:33Salem, c'est toi?
18:35Cours, tu mâle de la terre!
18:39Salem, que se passe t'il?
18:40Je me suis dit que si je pouvais trouver Sabrina, je serais heureux comme un crâne
18:43La prochaine fois que je le sache, je suis un giant bivalve.
18:45Faites-le vous-même.
18:46Par ailleurs, est-ce qu'il y a quelqu'un qui a vu Sabrina ?
18:48Non !
18:49Alors c'est le moment de...
18:51Dive ! Dive !
18:54Je ne peux pas croire que je l'ai fait !
18:56Je sais juste que je vais me sentir terriblement coupable de...
19:08Est-ce qu'il n'y a pas quelque chose que vous pouvez faire ?
19:10Quand vous faites un souhait à cause de la jalousie pendant la semaine de clichés,
19:13vous devez juste la laisser marcher.
19:15Mais vous ne pouvez pas me laisser comme ça !
19:16Je peux rester ici pour toujours !
19:18Non, 200, 300 ans, top !
19:21Hmm, laissez-moi vérifier quelque chose.
19:24Ah, voilà !
19:25La seule cure.
19:27Quand la jalousie vous fait un poisson,
19:29celui que vous vous souhaitez doit vous donner un bisou.
19:31Un bisou ?
19:33Désolée, un morceau de poussière.
19:35C'est juste génial.
19:36Ça serait Harvey !
19:38Mais comment je lui donnerais un bisou ?
19:39Je veux dire, un bisou !
19:41J'ai une idée !
19:42Mais on va avoir besoin de l'aide de Chloé.
19:44Viens ici, vite !
19:46Où est l'urgence ?
19:47Qui a besoin d'aide professionnelle ?
19:49Il y a un problème.
19:51Pas nous.
19:52Le poisson !
19:53Le poisson ?
19:54C'est le poisson de Sabrina.
19:56Il a besoin de mouth-to-mouth pour l'insuscitation,
19:57et on ne savait pas qui d'autre appeler.
19:59Mouth-to-mouth ?
20:00Pour un poisson ?
20:01Il est en train de tomber !
20:03Mouth-to-mouth ?
20:04Pour un poisson ?
20:06Qui est en train de tomber ?
20:08L'eau est très dense et il ne peut pas respirer.
20:10Je suis désolé, j'aimerais aider,
20:12mais je suis allergique aux poissons.
20:15Il vaut mieux appeler quelqu'un d'autre.
20:16Mais le poisson va mourir !
20:18Que se passe-t-il si j'achète à Sabrina un nouveau poisson ?
20:21Elle ne saura jamais la différence.
20:22Harvey Kinkle, tu es un garde de vie.
20:25Tu as pris une promesse pour sauver les vies,
20:26toutes les vies, et ça inclut le poisson.
20:29Je n'ai pas pris une promesse.
20:30Mais tu devrais avoir dit quelque chose.
20:31Hilda, c'est évidemment trop pour un garde de vie junior.
20:34Ce que nous devions faire, c'est appeler un garde de vie senior.
20:36Il nous aiderait.
20:37Tu sais, tu as raison. Je vais prendre le livre.
20:39D'accord, d'accord.
20:47Ce n'est pas exactement le regard que j'ai rêvé d'avoir pour mon premier bisou,
20:50mais ça ira.
20:52Bonjour, Sabrina.
20:53Hey, qu'est-ce qui s'est passé avec ton poisson ?
20:55Je l'ai mis dans l'autre chambre, dans l'eau froide.
20:58Merci Harvey pour l'aider. Tu es mon héros.
21:00Je le suis ? Cool.
21:02Harvey, je veux m'excuser.
21:04Pour quoi ?
21:05Pour être jalouse de Dorsala et le temps qu'ils passent ensemble.
21:08Et parce que tu ne pensais pas que j'étais le meilleur poisson que tu ai jamais vu.
21:11Sabrina, Dorsala est géniale.
21:12Je veux dire qu'elle entraîne pour les championnats de l'État.
21:15Mais tu seras toujours mon poisson préféré.
21:18Merci Harvey.
21:20Tu vas à l'école le lendemain matin ?
21:22Mais qu'est-ce qu'il y a de Dorsala dans son entraînement de poisson ?
21:24Oh, je lui ai seulement aidé jusqu'à ce qu'il revienne à la ville.
21:27Mais il est de retour maintenant.
21:28Dans ce cas, on se voit le lendemain matin.
21:30Super.
21:32Tu sais, Sabrina.
21:33As-tu jamais essayé de te connaître, Dorsala ?
21:35Eh bien, non. Je ne crois pas.
21:38Elle est vraiment très gentille.
21:40Au fait, je te promets que tu seras bien aussi.
21:43Si tu lui donnes la chance de te connaître.
21:45Tu as raison.
21:47Je ne peux juste pas croire à quel point j'ai baissé.
21:49Je veux dire, j'étais déjà jalouse.
21:51Mais je n'ai jamais vraiment battu les pieds d'une personne.
21:54La jalousie est une émotion très puissante.
21:57Je vous remercie tous.
21:58Je suis désolée d'avoir causé tellement de travail.
22:00Ce n'est pas grave, Sabrina.
22:02Mais nous acceptons de toute façon.
22:03Personnellement, je ne vais pas m'inquiéter de ma petite tête.
22:07Oh non !
22:09Laissez-moi réphraser ça.
22:31Putain !
22:41Bordel.
22:44Savage, on t'aime.
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