Bella and the Bulldogs Season 1 Episode 3 That's Some Gossip, Girl

Bella and the Bulldogs

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00:00In social news the question on everyone else's mind who will this reporter be taking to Friday's big dance

00:08Sorry ladies, I'm working

00:16You're not gonna believe this pepper go I heard from Chloe who got a text from Zoe

00:21He said thanks to Katie who heard and the girls room from Sadie who does Jim it for me. You said Kyle things are cute

00:30Cute

00:44The same cut you've been crushing on since sixth grade

00:52Hey Bella

00:57Great speech and social studies

01:01Oh Bella got a little spinach in the grill

01:07Hey Kyle, my locker's stuck. Can you help me?

01:13Yeah, no problem Charlotte

01:17See you Bella

01:27Charlotte Newman

01:30If it hadn't been for her in those stupid braces and that salad bar and Charlotte's locker

01:36Which you know was not stuck

01:39We would have finally had our moment

01:43Well, your moment is coming last tonight

01:46We're gonna do your hair get you mani-pedi ready pick out your cutest outfit and fall off see like crazy

01:52And when you walk into school tomorrow, you're gonna look all

02:00Quiet sounds good

02:03You're right

02:04This time it's going to be different

02:06I finally have my dream of being quarterback the guys are starting to accept me and I only wear my retainer at night

02:15Kyle thinks her cute

02:31So when's third-person strutting in the chore knows what

02:35What you hear did you talk to Zoe Chloe or Katie I am so done with Katie she knows what she did

02:46I'm talking about how we're playing the Stallions on Saturday. We've crushed them for five years straight, which means

02:53Another win for the Bulldogs

02:57That's right, all we got to do is follow the sacred ritual it's guaranteed us victory every time

03:05Whenever the Cowboys were losing my dad and I would turn our jerseys inside out for good luck. What's yours?

03:11We don't shower from this moment until the Stallions are stuffed

03:22Oh

03:45Boss

03:52I

04:08Can't shower for five days, but I can take a bath right? Nope jump in a pool. Uh-huh stand in the rain negative

04:16Clean myself like a cat

04:23I am all about sports rituals. It's just that this week. It's especially important that I look

04:31We can find another ritual. That's the spirit. Let's go find one

04:37Okay, first. I don't know what

04:42Second you don't find rituals they find you Sawyer testify

04:49For decades the Bulldogs lost to the Stallions

04:53Five years ago what terrible drought struck our town to save water the team didn't shower that week

04:59The football spirits look kindly on our filthy sacrifice and for the first time ever the Bulldogs

05:06beat the Stallions

05:11Great story

05:14I'm thinking total coincidence

05:16Coincidence

05:19Once is a coincidence, but since the Bulldogs started five days of filth we have won every time

05:26It's gross, but it works. I recommend wrapping your bed in plastic to preserve your linens

05:32But what about the dance on Friday?

05:34We all have to make sacrifices Bella

05:38Think about all the girls who won't get a chance to dance with the Troy

05:43I don't feel bad about that, but the team comes first

05:52Guys you know what I went through to get on this team

05:56Nothing means more to me than being a Bulldog. I hear you talking the talk, but can you stank the stank?

06:05How's this for an answer?

06:13I

06:36Look like a cave woman with helmet hair

06:42The helmet ruined my hair

06:44Kyle can't see me like this. He said I was cute. This is not cute

06:51I'm sure that Kyle can see past a little freeze and a little dirt to your

06:58Inner cute

07:02Thanks mom you're right you always know what to say yes, my girl

07:12Okay the crazy lady's gone we need a plan I

07:15Got a plan ditch the super no shower ritual if Kyle sees you five days worse than this he won't be able to unsee it

07:25Sophie's right you have to look great all week. I planned it out tomorrow you

07:31Accidentally bump into Kyle on purpose then you dazzle him on witty banter Wednesday. He's a talking points Thursday

07:38You play it cool. You've done your work Friday night

07:41You walk into that gym looking hashtag fabulous and the next thing you know

07:46Kyle's asking you to dance BAM

07:49It's a great plan pep

07:52But it's not gonna happen. I can't go to that dance

07:56But we've been talking about this since sixth grade. It's our first school dance

08:00You're all gonna go together and dance together and scope out hotties together

08:06And go in the photo booth together this pose is not gonna work without you

08:14You could photoshop me and after

08:17It won't be the same

08:19Guys, I know we've been looking forward to this dance

08:23But I made a promise the team and I have to show them. I'm every bit as much of a bulldog as they are

08:29So you're just going to give up your moment with Kyle and spend the rest of the week

08:33Looking like a cavewoman that just got barfed up by a pterodactyl

08:38Okay first ouch

08:42And second who says I can't have my moment after the dance

08:47Where are you going with this guys dream a little with me?

08:52You do whatever it takes to keep Kyle from seeing me for the next five days. I miss Friday's dance

08:59After the game on Saturday and a four-hour shower with some deep conditioning

09:05The glow of victory on your freshly exfoliated face you spot Kyle at the Starrcade. You're surrounded by people

09:13When our eyes meet

09:15Everyone else disappears and finally we have our moment

09:20It's just crazy enough to work

09:28I

09:58I

10:29Really

10:37Gentlemen as I stand here today surrounded by my stanky bulldog brothers I can truthfully say

10:46Whoa, I smell victory tomorrow

10:51And

10:53No one smells worse than our sister in stank

10:57Bella Dawson, what can I say? I'm a team player

11:02And I hope the football spirits are hungry cuz I brought noodles

11:09Bella we all know how hard it was to give up shampoo and conditioner

11:14Rosewater face wash that tea tree oil foot rejuvenator that makes my heels feel as soft as a baby's. This isn't about you

11:24Anyhoo by embracing our tradition you've earned the right to wear the mark of the bulldog

11:34It's beautiful

11:37Wear it with pride as we all do

11:41I'll wear it with the same pride that I wear other people's lunches

11:55The mark of the bulldog I told you I could pull this off

12:00We got drama mama pepper. Go I just heard from Ava who got a text from Emma

12:06Who's in French Club with Maya who said Charlotte's about to ask Kyle to the dance?

12:20No, I'm not letting this happen again, what are you doing? Who are you texting?

12:30Kyle I just asked him to the dance. You just asked Kyle to the dance

12:37And he said yes

12:39We can come back to my house and get ready together. You'll shower first cuz it's gonna take a while

12:47Shower I did not think this through there she is

12:53Bella the smeller come on. We're gonna sit out the dance at the Starrcade nudes fine

12:59Graham Graham's birthday check was very generous. I'm talking cheese in the crust

13:04YOLO

13:20Ace mcfumbles here at the enchantment under the stars dance. I predict this party will be kicking

13:29Don't take it from me. Let's ask this impossibly handsome lad

13:34Are you looking forward to tonight?

13:36Yeah, I think it's gonna be special. Yeah, I've been every night special for you dreamboat

13:43Look at all the lovely ladies circling around you. Oh, there's one now

13:54Bella are you seeing this Charlotte looks like a princess an evil of evil princess

14:01You gotta get down here

14:04Don't worry. I have a plan

14:06Remember how you guys kept Kyle away from me. Well now you have to keep Kyle away from other girls

14:12especially Charlotte

14:14Can I tackle her?

14:19Which means yes be there as soon as I can hurry

14:26Give me all the tokens you've got

14:34Hey guys, I just bought us all a bunch of tokens as a token of my appreciation

14:41Three hours of games on me don't fight over them

14:52My bed

14:54Wait, I think you have my shower see you in 20

14:59You're gonna shower

15:01How could you I knew it the girl can't hold her stank I held my stink all week

15:08Kyle Webber is waiting for me to dance and I am not going to show up with five days of filth on me

15:13Well too bad. We're not gonna lose tomorrow cuz you want to impress Kyle a kid's up touching my hair Webber

15:22Well to batter cuz this girl's about to get her loofah on

15:28What are you gonna do tie me up

15:32You tied me up

15:34Well to be fair. It was your idea. Yeah next time don't say your personal thoughts out loud

15:41Guess what? I'm thinking right now

15:45How strong are those socks

15:57Let's get this party started

16:01Oh

16:08Well now it's just a matter of time before Charlotte up Kyle to dance

16:13What's taking so long

16:16Seriously, you're gonna keep me tied up all night. No just until the dance is over and we know you're not a shower thread

16:25And by the way, you're not the only one that wanted to go to that dance

16:28I won the golden buckle at the count affair three years running

16:40Yeah, all right chef two-step

16:43I'm starving. Let's hit the vending machines. No, you stay and watch Bella. You want anything my freedom corn chips it is

16:50Oh

16:57No, no, no, don't even try it. I know you've got me to break in the past but not this time

17:03It's okay. I'm not gonna ask you to let me go

17:06Just do me a favor and send one last text from me to Kyle. I guess I can do that

17:15Kyle

17:17I've been waiting for this moment since sixth grade

17:20But I'm not going to be able to make it. I

17:24Guess some things just aren't meant to be

17:27As much as it hurts. I'm letting you go. So at least one of us has a chance for happiness

17:35Is that it

17:39Okay, which one

17:42Sad panda bear

17:44Can't send this I understand your dream if it wasn't for this stinky ritual, I'd be moving Sophie with my salsa skills right now

17:54Have your moment be a happy panda bear

17:59Don't worry, this isn't my first hostage situation

18:12What happened she came out of nowhere she overpowered me she was a beast

18:20She gave me some lovely W speech in UK didn't you

18:27We cannot go down without a fight

18:30If we can somehow get all five days of filth back on Bella before the game

18:36Maybe just maybe that will appease the football spirit so we can win tomorrow

18:42My farm's got pig slop compost and cow pie if we hit her with that. It's at least five days worth of filth

18:49The math works. Let's do this

18:52Let's go

19:04Honey

19:05What are you doing? Kyle dance shower now?

19:10shower

19:11You mean the boys just abandoned five years of tradition. Uh-huh

19:16really

19:17the night before the game

19:21Uh-huh

19:23What's going on? I?

19:25Heard that Charlotte Newman was going to ask Kyle to the dance, so I asked him first Kyle

19:31You mean?

19:35And I refuse to lose another chance with him just for some ridiculous ritual that doesn't really work Bella

19:43When you and your dad wore your Cowboys jerseys inside out it didn't always work, but it brought you closer together

19:50Well this ritual brings the Bulldogs closer together near your team now something to think about

20:08All right kids it's time to slow it down this next song is a special request from Charlotte

20:19Charlotte

20:23She's making her move

20:26Yes

20:49Oh

21:14Quick a mercy she showered you get the stuff in the girls room

21:20I

21:21Know I made the date with Kyle, but I made a commitment to the team first. I may not believe in the ritual

21:28But I believe in them and if Kyle doesn't understand and it wasn't meant to be anyway

21:36Hey Bella

21:39Hey Kyle

21:41Wow you look I know

21:44Horrible I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to get as far away from me as possible

21:51Yeah, well actually I do gotta go yeah

21:56But only because my ride is here

21:59Anyway that stuff you said about the team was really great

22:03And I wasn't gonna say you look horrible. I was gonna say you look

22:08Like you're gonna win tomorrow

22:10And that makes you the coolest girl here

22:13I

22:21Know

22:38Just the way you pictured it only filthy

22:44Speaking of filthy show yourself yeah, and I'm wearing earplugs, so you can't tempt me again

22:56Shower taken sell out Wow that shower did not take

23:06Didn't shower I was going to but I'm a bulldog

23:13I don't know if we need to stink to beat the stallions

23:17But I do know we need to stick together

23:19right Troy

23:21That's right QB

23:23football spirits are proud of you

23:25Sawyer

23:26The ritual is safe abort the mission

23:31So you're holding a giant garbage

23:43There

23:46Smells like tween spirit up in here, so let's drop some seat beats for those filthy athletes

23:58Can't hear I'm just gonna assume. This is salsa

24:13Oh

24:20What a game we should put the stank on those stallions hey, maybe we should try not showering for the rest of the season

24:31Where's Bella Kyle's over at the g-scanner I saw her heading for the showers with a jumbo pack of loofahs

24:37She could be scrubbing for days

24:41I've got some fantastic new talking points for her and have you seen my purple note cards?

24:59Hey you your body spray makes you smell so rugged

25:11You have very manly hands

25:15Are those peppers talking points?

25:18No, I

25:20Bet you'd look cute with the mustache

25:25Is that a chest hair I see

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