Ieda Moin anak tak dapat keluar lokap | YES TUAN EP 1 - video Dailymotion

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00:00 [music]

00:08 Jan!

00:09 If possible, use your headscarf.

00:11 Hajan. -Yes, Dul.

00:12 I've got the evidence of the robber.

00:15 Okay.

00:16 Singham.

00:17 Dul, you've got the evidence of the robber for this new case, right?

00:21 Yes, Jan. -Okay, we can make the arrest now.

00:23 Sir. -Ma'am.

00:24 Yes. -Please, Ma'am.

00:25 Yes. -I saw you sitting there. Why?

00:28 I was waiting for you to call me.

00:30 Yes, Ma'am. I'm here. -You're there.

00:33 Yes, Ma'am. What's wrong?

00:34 I... -Jan!

00:35 No, Jan.

00:37 What's wrong, Sir?

00:39 Ma'am, please don't hit my employee.

00:41 Okay, Sir. What's wrong?

00:43 Do you have anything to report? -I want to make a complaint.

00:46 Yes, people often make a complaint here.

00:48 But it's rare for people to come here for this.

00:50 It's true.

00:52 I'm a newbie. Can I make a complaint?

00:54 Yes, please.

00:55 I want to make a complaint. -Okay.

00:57 I want to make a complaint about...

00:59 ...the robber who didn't let my son go.

01:01 The robber who didn't let your son go?

01:03 Yes, this robber.

01:04 Yes, this robber.

01:05 Yes, this robber!

01:07 I'm sorry!

01:08 She's like that.

01:09 That's your job.

01:10 Ma'am, is there anything related to your employee?

01:12 No, Sir.

01:13 You can talk to me one by one.

01:14 I'll take your complaint from you.

01:16 Okay, Sir. I want to.....

01:18 I'm sorry.

01:23 I want to take my complaint.

01:24 Can you change the table? -Yes, Sir.

01:26 What's your name?

01:28 I'm sorry.

01:31 I didn't mean to. I'm sorry.

01:32 Okay, get ready.

01:34 I'm sorry.

01:35 Alright.

01:37 I thought you wanted to change the table.

01:39 I'll change it later.

01:40 Continue with your complaint.

01:41 I want to make a complaint about...

01:43 ...the robber who didn't let my son go.

01:45 I want to celebrate Eid.

01:46 Okay, take this.

01:47 Don't disturb her.

01:50 Leave her alone.

01:51 Is this your son or mine?

01:53 It's your son.

01:54 My son didn't let....

01:56 That was too fast.

01:58 Really?

01:59 He's worried that I'm going to let my son go.

02:02 But, this robber didn't let my son go.

02:05 I want to celebrate Eid tomorrow.

02:07 So, this robber.....

02:09 Calm down, ma'am.

02:10 So, you mean...

02:12 ...the one we're arresting is your son?

02:14 I'm so embarrassed.

02:17 Ma'am, calm down.

02:19 Ma'am.

02:23 Ma'am, calm down.

02:25 What's wrong?

02:26 I'm so embarrassed.

02:27 Ma'am, sit down.

02:28 I'm a friend.

02:30 Calm down.

02:31 You're a friend, right?

02:33 No, she's not.

02:34 Have you ever been a friend?

02:35 Ma'am, calm down.

02:36 I want to let him go.

02:37 Open your mouth.

02:38 We're not in a clinic.

02:40 Calm down.

02:42 Ma'am, calm down.

02:43 Ma'am, give me your hand.

02:44 You're like a devil.

02:45 Ma'am, give me your hand.

02:47 Ma'am.

02:48 Ma'am.

02:49 Ma'am, give me your hand.

02:50 What's wrong?

02:52 I want to check your blood pressure.

02:54 What's wrong?

02:55 We don't do blood pressure test at the police station.

02:57 Go and get a report.

02:58 Where am I going?

03:00 Ma'am, listen to me.

03:01 What are you doing?

03:02 Don't go to other places.

03:04 Ma'am, your son was arrested...

03:06 ...when he was fasting.

03:09 My son is fasting for a year.

03:13 Ma'am, actually...

03:15 ...we've tried to save your son.

03:17 But you love him more.

03:19 No, his son is not dead.

03:21 He's dead.

03:22 When we arrested your son, the fried chicken was in his mouth.

03:26 We couldn't do anything.

03:27 Because he was fasting in a crowded place.

03:30 You said that my son was arrested...

03:33 ...because he was watching people fasting.

03:37 He couldn't have watched us fasting.

03:39 We're stupid.

03:40 He was arrested when we were fasting.

03:44 We're not fasting.

03:46 Ma'am!

03:48 My son!

03:49 Ma'am.

03:50 Stop!

03:51 My son.

03:53 He's not wearing a...

03:55 Ma'am!

03:56 Ma'am, don't.

03:57 Don't touch my son.

03:59 Don't touch my son.

04:01 Police!

04:02 We're police.

04:03 We're police.

04:04 Calm down.

04:05 Jad! -Yes, ma'am.

04:06 I feel disgusted.

04:07 Why?

04:08 He was farting.

04:10 He won't be disgusted for long.

04:12 Ma'am.

04:13 We can't let your son go until Raya.

04:16 Don't do that.

04:17 I want to celebrate my birthday.

04:18 I'm sorry, ma'am.

04:19 That's our job.

04:21 We can't let him go easily.

04:23 If that's the case,...

04:25 ...let me go in if you don't want to let my son go.

04:27 My son!

04:29 Sit down.

04:31 Did he feed you?

04:33 No.

04:34 There's no toilet in our lock-up.

04:37 Yes, Jad.

04:38 Prepare two bowls.

04:40 Yes, Jad.

04:42 I think that's enough.

04:45 Help me, ma'am.

04:46 Sure.

04:47 One more thing.

04:48 I don't understand.

04:51 It's good to be out.

04:53 But, I want to be in this lock-up.

04:56 Because, Raya is coming.

04:58 You're not my mother!

05:01 I think he's not my mother.

05:03 We're going home for Raya.

05:05 I didn't see anyone when I got here.

05:07 So, I'll go now.

05:09 Happy Raya! -I don't know how to do it.

05:11 Happy Raya, Adul.

05:12 I have to work today.

05:13 You have to work.

05:14 Remember this!

05:16 Yes, Jad.

05:17 Now, it's our turn.

05:20 Two assistants.

05:22 They're all... -This is a lock-up!

05:24 [To be continued...]

05:27 (upbeat music)

05:29 [BLANK_AUDIO]

Ieda Moin anak tak dapat keluar lokap | YES TUAN EP 1

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