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00:39 But I'm not a kid ever blue, but I'm not a video. Yes, I'll run me over blood Ramadan, but
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00:58 Tempo timana kita akan belajar sesuatu ngusah garukin gue. We talk on blazer sesuatu tentang
01:05 Some expert yeah, yeah, I'm gonna keep a Kaliini the data on sorong president lawang
01:14 In a past a little bunny
01:16 Yeah, I mean I don't know around for time I am allowed to be me any
01:22 Concentration yeah, yeah, I'm a young seniman comedian. Yeah, I'm a sick dude. I didn't happen up and I'm sorry Wow the guy fossil
01:29 the book is a jar of the
01:35 Other than our manner
01:37 I
01:39 Think I'm gonna get back in the air. Hey, I'll miss a little number one pot on your arms if I
01:46 Know
01:48 I'm a comedy guy. Yeah. Hey, yeah, but this is happening. Sorry. I'm a pioneer. I'm sorry
02:05 I'm a belonging
02:07 the
02:09 the
02:11 I
02:13 Guess
02:15 I'm gonna get back
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02:19 Know I'm a legend. Oh, maybe my kid about a lot of them. I'm gonna play a gender desire
02:40 But I still have a legend legend like young love this and your daddy's I am a big and buffalo dog
02:44 Do you know?
02:47 Yeah
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02:52 Your bonga teeny any senior bonga teeny has a lot. Yes. I'm a job does not allow my son was one
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03:03 I'm gonna do the panicky time. Lajar. Get up. I got a little bit of a new man. I'm a city in a man. I'm a daddy in a
03:09 Papa I'm a penny. I need my love. I'm a monolith
03:12 Go on my dad do do
03:18 My dad I got a little bit of a senior
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03:39 Know
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03:54 Tukang yeah
03:56 I'm gonna be the one
03:58 I'm gonna be the one
04:00 But I'm gonna get away
04:02 I
04:05 Know
04:07 What
04:09 But I wrote yeah, Sam on the net
04:11 Papa but I know I need a Macalli no group. Yeah, but only Lomba la Waka hot oh, but you wanna
04:20 Awan a to town
04:23 1985
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04:28 Want to be a lucky boy? I'm not gonna be my mama. I'm a put it on the table. Yeah, I'm popping my
04:40 Put it in about the ginga
04:42 Oh
04:45 I
04:47 Know
04:50 My discussion
04:53 Yes
04:55 Some of our men you got me some of my most I'm a Rudy see fit burn fire. Yeah more upon back by Nia
05:05 But Liam Diam tappy berhubuhr
05:07 Oh
05:09 I'm so bad. I come up in a condom. Yeah, but home on your own. Yeah, I'm a PDM. I see you too. Masazi. Oh, yeah, do you?
05:17 Maja, we don't more
05:19 You do back me
05:21 Gunting he knew you didn't man to it
05:24 But mom this is a correct
05:35 Can't be bad to can't be bad to me
05:37 Happy group. Yeah, I'm gonna say I'm a super hero. Masih. Yeah, I'm not much on the other masiha. Da. I think I'm
05:44 Rudy see fit Masihada. I got mama Masihada. Yeah, mama. Mama. I'm a person. I'm a see mama. So car I eat. Oh
05:51 And I love a pony business like a business I don't know if I'm gonna be the one yeah, I'm gonna be a PD
06:01 So not that I think a group a mango a sedia more to kuda Jara. Yeah, I don't know. I'm a Nga
06:08 Transition a given up a dream. Well, I'm a group some pair. I read it. Masi Masi. I'm gonna finish our service. No, not a problem. We made a deal with the to
06:16 Call a common muscle up and feel and oh just a little bit. I'm gonna be like I'm gonna be like junior number. I'm gonna be a yeah
06:26 I'm a little bit. I'm a town. What's on la yeah, yeah, I'm a man. Yeah, I'll be senior. It was a rudy. She fits. Benar. Yeah, I'm a mama
06:34 I'll be doing the a moment to grow up. I'm more now. I'm not a kuranga. So to personal equal to a lot of a stream. What did you do?
06:41 nah
06:43 The Angela say a set of money. I didn't know this one. I'm a today's Emma. Oh, yeah, no, it's a car. Nadia. Kala. Say, Suka
06:50 Papa, you know what you look to get to the class. I didn't can I let some of the
06:54 Baru DCP Rudy CP
06:57 Sadie I got nothing. I got this on the walk with it to lose
07:01 Yes, I can't allow what the class at the tonkara. No, they got the panggung. I'm sorry set up. You know, but told my cousin at the
07:09 Blah blah blah. Yeah, I just lose
07:11 Alamang, yeah, I'm not a top policy. Sorry. I mean, you know, yeah, I'm gonna be a calisthenic. I'm gonna pass again. Oh, yeah
07:20 Yeah, I think we don't know that. I'm a little bit of time group. I'll walk it through. I'm so sorry. Don't go away. Yeah
07:26 Rent on rent on the camera. I'm a sing it
07:29 Kala, do you listen? Masiha with ya, Masiha, Salah cannot the gardener you go around?
07:34 Banyaka low
07:36 Tom's been jack. I don't know television swasta. Hmm. Nah, the swastika. You go put your under you don't talk about a group in it
07:43 I'm building a Saturday. I'm so sad to young little you lose to the ability complete
07:48 I can young line young Anggun guy Kutan, but you know perjayaan. No, I'm gonna burn party. Yeah young Saturday, but it'd be young
07:55 Tiga the person and not every young Saturday, so I'm a member on my group. Yeah, uh,
07:59 Selama any young Salman guy. Yeah, no, I'm not equal young land land and got out you got me in a dapper Jane Kusus
08:07 Yeah, I think I got out of history. I do you know I can listen to singing the reaction? Yeah
08:12 Yeah, I don't have a moment. It's almost an adagroup young misalabar one. I'm on ya. It'll come back. Yeah, I'll buggy
08:18 Anya group lawak in the young await young young young to
08:22 Work up. Yeah, I'm a buggy toe buggy toy. I get those important Gonchan yoga do look at this a creamy a gaboonga
08:30 I want my simples come on. I'm gonna be sad if you have a massive and I'm a saddam
08:35 Gary Gary, you know, I'm Jar. I'm gonna enjoy. I'm gonna enjoy a G Kumar towa G Kumar. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be big
08:45 Go on baby
08:47 It was a man
08:49 I'm a baby
08:52 It's a young turn up Nikali a G Kumar it will be service jump on
08:57 My G Kumar to another dish nayan yoga. Yeah, I'm gonna be there for you guys. Oh my mom. I'm gonna take a look
09:06 Oh, we can't I like it. I don't want to listen here. He's in a new look. I don't worry about a group
09:12 Yeah, I do it to my new name on group do you learn I like my mother?
09:18 But I get them on kitayana, but I'm a guy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I like you sir. Do you go? I mean, I'm a lady
09:23 I'm a touch on so come on. I'm a yeah, it's a character. I'm a monkey. Yeah
09:28 It's my character. Hi. Yeah, I don't know what you do it. Ooh
09:33 There's a person young. I think I judge you guys II who walked to a chara Indonesia. Law a club. Yeah
09:39 Oh yeah
09:42 Rooske Moody and
09:44 Can I adopt a Nana da Cicco man? Can I get a little person to group? Yeah, they can be still about but not as it will a top up on chill
09:52 Character's about a pemara. Hello, do my life you say it's about a pomanching. Oh, yeah
09:58 Salon, yeah, but I'm gonna go see Derrick. I see Danny Chabud. Yeah
10:05 I think I'm a deal Cadiz it'll brew but correct if it if we do manga poppin upon it. Oh, no, it's you. Yeah
10:12 Andy Pakeh, yes, I know the hot along. I don't think I'm gonna can get it. I got a gallon it was ammonia. I'm gonna get to
10:20 The people in the pharmacy. Yeah, what do Bapa?
10:22 I'm gonna move on character to a hurricane JD JD something's kind of normal and alpha Jarrah Mara Mara. Yeah, I'm gonna get a moment. K. Chappie
10:29 I do shooting with a lot of my tiga to my part. Yeah, I'll get a young top a cinema in a mara mara through some are a mara mara through some are a mara
10:35 Mara Mara, yeah, but Bapa it to come up. Look I'm gonna move on say below Bapa
10:40 Bapa any other
10:43 Night
10:45 Yeah
10:49 Yeah, keep the new Martin I got an enemy prophecy get our own asked it I think I eat it's a nicotine I got a payang
11:04 Sudah menjadi to subwah apaya garis hidup kita dalam ngelawa kitu yaudah
11:09 Nikmatin aja mo chape mongga. Yo, check it a jalanin. I didn't know I don't go blazer
11:14 But I can be a pajar walk on a can go to God again. I'll see my great pillow. I can't be mara mara. Yeah, it's making it a mara smacking
11:20 I'd addicted see young young in a manner mana a young salim perkembang anything up a panakana Tomodilang
11:26 Mo she's really a lot of Bahagian coming on. Yeah
11:30 I can be on my guitar. Yeah, yeah, man. Can you add a previlege?
11:33 You are a ring and my daddy look with you can and I know my car not a mara Beneran a pangaya ya, but now it will not
11:39 Come on Tony to my uncle. I'll open kita side chicken. Detail a visible it to a nice to bag a subwoofer Rama subway thing I j
11:46 My car and I'm gonna go for a chai boy to a Beneran get to the
11:49 Yeah, they call us a swat to young
11:52 A pang got Beneran man. I'm gonna make I do boy to say so I do you serious?
11:57 But I told you my Hebrew run a joke. Oh, maybe young and I'm serious. I'm interesting. I'm running up a number. Oh, yeah, but yeah
12:04 No, I don't know. Yeah, I can't I give my love up to the bantan. Gully but
12:07 I'm a towel
12:13 I'm beginning a collective as a daddy pangu. Hmm. It was a toothpick. So that got bored. I'm a naked a single man. It's a dark
12:20 Junkie, Tata, my boy to professional separator. I get it. Nah, they were funny. I could ask I'm a guy selling a mati
12:28 It'll put you professional can expect
12:31 Mantap
12:33 I
12:35 Know I'm gonna be a comedian. Yeah, I'm gonna get senior junior. I'm gonna go to the other team. I was a masama. Yeah
12:54 I'm gonna get to begin my last play a character success. Hmm. Hey, I'm gonna get any of it's like a to a pasky. Yeah, I'm a pain on my feet
13:03 I'm asking you about ask you. Okay, I see brah
13:05 One
13:09 Comedy
13:12 I'm an artist and even comedy
13:15 Persona
13:21 Satuan Sonny man comedy in this yeah. Oh, yeah, the artist
13:24 Man comedy Indonesia. Yeah program program. Oh, yeah. Oh, I don't know. Oh my God. Oh, I'm gonna hang pajar. Oh
13:34 I'm not gonna come slum. I'm a number on the side. I need to damask riddle. Do I? Oh, yeah, the ketua. Oh my God, ski
13:43 Yeah, this is the a priori to ski Tar young. I'll do to get out. I'm gonna pop out. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, but I think I'm on a cameo
13:51 Yeah
13:53 the other one is a comedian you know, I'm gonna get to know about you for the bojo or name I
14:01 Mean eagles in Benz in Benz, but I'll be sitting back a set lap in prison. I could be some tabasum
14:10 It'll ya hmm, that's a big eater. Sorry. Oh, yeah, I did
14:21 Program program. Yeah, Miss Alia kita adek namanya
14:25 Anugrah comedy Indonesia and a call me can't wording upada
14:30 Teman-teman
14:32 Comedian, yeah, I'm gonna press a see ya
14:34 Comedian kita rincana tanggal 27 September ito. I think it a tapas baggy comedy national
14:41 Now that I took and a president. Yeah, I did imagine president by Jokowi. Tolong segera the tanda tangan
14:48 Hmm
14:50 Yeah, but I'm gonna move on my red. Hmm. It's a lie. I'm gonna look on Hari. It'll a Hari comedy Indonesia comedy national
14:58 You September yeah, I'm a tangle it up and I did it to a black gang. Yeah, I really I really a big slum it
15:05 legenda comedian
15:08 Come on, pal. See how a big slum it took bapanya adi being slum it being slum on it to multi-talented
15:15 Nani be sir acting be sir. Come on down. La waka palagi. Hmm. It was a to level and I'm a nya ya de atas. I ate to
15:23 It was a to live with some of our tank
15:26 He's got a lot of you know, I'll give it a yo yo
15:31 Doyok is still down there.
15:33 He is testing how far can they go.
15:36 Doyok is a fate, you know?
15:37 Fate, fate.
15:39 Indra Warcop.
15:41 Indra Warcop is down there.
15:42 So, should the athletes organize to defend Pasky?
15:48 Of course.
15:49 For example, we are released on national TV.
15:52 There are things that might offend one side.
15:54 Until at the end, there must be someone who mediate.
15:58 Pasky is one of the front lines for mediation.
16:00 That's right.
16:01 If he is a member of Pasky.
16:04 If he is not a member of Pasky, we can't.
16:07 I see.
16:08 Because it's outside our jurisdiction.
16:10 How to join?
16:12 How to join?
16:13 Type REX, PASKY.
16:15 Send it to 3193.
16:17 Send it to PO Box.
16:19 We have 16 branches in 16 provinces.
16:23 Wow.
16:24 It's up to the domain.
16:27 If you feel like a comedian, you can register in the domain.
16:32 So, there is Pasky Pekan Baru, Pasky Endi, Pasky that.
16:35 Yes, that's right.
16:36 That's right.
16:37 The first chairman was Mr. Indra Warcop.
16:40 The first chairman.
16:41 Oh, really?
16:42 The second one is Dery Impas Kawan.
16:44 The third one is me.
16:46 But, sir, there are many seniors nowadays who have a hard life.
16:52 It's different from before.
16:54 How is that?
16:55 It depends on each person.
17:00 It's different from before.
17:02 For example, now,
17:04 the newcomers have to be prepared.
17:07 For example, if you're in the upper ranks,
17:11 you have more benefits,
17:12 you have to be prepared.
17:14 Those who don't need to be bought,
17:16 those who don't meet the needs,
17:18 those who save money,
17:19 those who forget to pay the insurance,
17:21 you have to be prepared for that.
17:24 So, it's okay to be a little bored,
17:28 but remember the future.
17:30 But, Mr. Jarwo,
17:31 many people say that
17:33 when the candidates get money,
17:37 they can't manage their finances.
17:41 Some people say that they're stingy.
17:43 Mr. Jarwo, how stingy are you?
17:45 I was once, Mr. Jarwo,
17:49 fried a fried pancake,
17:50 and then I was kept as a stingy.
17:53 He's really stingy.
17:55 Yes, he is.
17:56 He's stingy.
17:58 He's a good guy,
17:59 he wants to cross the line,
18:00 but his grandmother doesn't want to.
18:02 He's stingy.
18:03 He's stingy.
18:05 It's said that in the 17th August,
18:07 people who have a stomachache
18:08 will have a red wine stomachache.
18:10 Black stuff.
18:17 There's more.
18:18 I used to have black stuff.
18:20 When I was in high school.
18:21 What?
18:22 Drinks, sir.
18:23 Yes, there's black stuff.
18:24 Fermentation from black stuff.
18:26 Yes, fermentation from black stuff.
18:27 Alcohol.
18:28 Yes.
18:29 Do you know the fish that...
18:31 Have you ever eaten it?
18:32 The fish that wrapped in leaves.
18:34 Tapai.
18:35 Tapai, fish.
18:36 It's in a bucket.
18:38 There's water underneath,
18:39 it can make you drunk.
18:40 There's alcohol.
18:41 Fermentation.
18:42 Yes, fermentation.
18:43 The longer it is, the higher the alcohol.
18:45 The higher it is.
18:46 Do we know that, Mr. Jarwo?
18:47 Because of this.
18:48 Yes, that's how it is.
18:50 That was in the past.
18:51 Yes.
18:52 But not anymore.
18:53 Not anymore, Mr. Jarwo.
18:54 It's done.
18:55 He wants to be zen.
18:56 That's right.
18:57 Mr. Jarwo.
18:58 Is it true that...
18:59 They say that comedians in the past...
19:01 It's hard to save money.
19:03 Because...
19:04 The form is...
19:05 Cash, cash, cash, cash.
19:06 Everything is full of cash.
19:08 That's right.
19:09 That's one of the reasons.
19:11 There was no transfer, etc.
19:16 So, yes.
19:17 Cash, cash, receiving it.
19:19 So, it should be transferred to the land.
19:21 It should be like that.
19:22 Investments.
19:23 Investments.
19:24 That's right.
19:25 Mr. Jibolo and Mr. Jibali have a lot of land.
19:27 Yes.
19:28 They have a lot of land.
19:29 Yes.
19:30 So, in the old days,
19:32 it didn't bother anyone.
19:34 When you got cash,
19:36 where did you go?
19:38 If you got cash.
19:39 I went home.
19:40 What?
19:41 You went home?
19:42 I went home.
19:43 You gave it to your family?
19:44 Yes, I went home.
19:45 I mean, there was a sudden...
19:47 There was a sudden...
19:49 There was a sudden...
19:51 You were fasting?
19:52 No.
19:53 I just want to know.
19:55 There was cash.
19:57 Sometimes, people like to be impulsive.
19:59 Like going to the mall,
20:00 suddenly, they buy a motorcycle.
20:02 Yes.
20:03 Have you ever been like that?
20:04 You bought it, but you didn't need it.
20:06 No.
20:08 Just rent it, sir.
20:10 Rent a car.
20:13 You want to feel the luxury of a car?
20:14 Just rent it.
20:15 You can rent a motorcycle in Bali.
20:17 Yes, that's right.
20:19 Yes.
20:20 Yes.
20:21 But, sir.
20:22 In this talk about the academy,
20:25 we have some...
20:27 I really like this old man.
20:29 When he was shooting, he was so excited.
20:31 He was like that.
20:33 People were talking in front of him.
20:34 He was like that.
20:36 Yes.
20:37 He was so excited.
20:38 No one talked to him a lot.
20:39 A lot.
20:40 Yes.
20:41 Calm down, sir.
20:42 Just be quiet.
20:43 I don't want to continue.
20:44 I don't want to continue.
20:45 In this talk about the academy,
20:46 we have some questions from the students...
20:48 who can't be here, sir.
20:49 Because there are only four of us in the class,
20:51 so, Mr. Jarwo has to answer the questions...
20:52 from the students who are not here today.
20:54 The first one, sir.
20:56 Why is it that when a motorcycle dies,
20:57 it's pushed instead of buried?
20:59 Yes.
21:00 He's just laughing.
21:04 Now, listen.
21:05 When a motorcycle dies and you bury it,
21:07 Yes.
21:08 The motorcycle will be buried...
21:09 and asked by angels.
21:13 If not, why would you bury it?
21:14 Why would you bury it?
21:15 Yes.
21:16 It's just funny.
21:17 Open your mouth.
21:18 Wait.
21:21 There's another question, sir.
21:23 What is it?
21:24 Why am I told to take care of other people's property...
21:26 but I'm not paid?
21:27 Why are you told to take care of other people's property...
21:30 but you're not paid?
21:32 When you're a teenager,
21:33 you're paid to take care of your brother's property.
21:35 Yes, you're paid to take care of an empty land.
21:37 It's not about...
21:38 When you're a teenager,
21:39 you can see the physical appearance of the security guard.
21:41 What he's doing.
21:42 But you can't see the feelings.
21:44 Oh, I see.
21:45 You're paid.
21:46 But there are security guards, right?
21:48 Yes.
21:49 Yes, yes.
21:50 Who's the security guard?
21:51 The feelings are not...
21:53 It's not something that's given.
21:55 Yes.
21:56 It's a form of sincerity.
21:57 It's the same as...
21:59 It's the same as the one who's buried.
22:01 No, it's not!
22:02 Yes, the one who's buried...
22:06 is paid, but...
22:07 Yes, he's the one who's buried.
22:09 But there's no one buried.
22:10 Yes, because he's afraid of the dead.
22:12 He'll be buried at night.
22:13 That's why he's paid.
22:15 Who's not home yet?
22:16 You're not home yet?
22:17 You're home late.
22:18 You have to go to the cemetery twice.
22:20 That's why he's paid.
22:24 Yes, that's right.
22:25 I want to ask you.
22:26 What?
22:27 Is it true that if a crab walks straight,
22:29 it will be cut?
22:31 Oh, my!
22:32 I've heard that before.
22:35 I think this is a Google template.
22:38 Google template.
22:39 I want to ask.
22:40 I want to ask, sir.
22:41 I'll go first.
22:42 Do you know what's inside the radio?
22:43 I know.
22:44 How many meters is it?
22:45 Sir, do you know what's wrong with the third one?
22:55 How old is the question?
22:56 Me!
22:58 Me!
22:59 Me!
23:00 Sir.
23:01 This is blue.
23:02 The third one.
23:03 The young blue.
23:04 That's the old blue.
23:05 How old is the difference?
23:06 Five and a half.
23:07 What else?
23:08 You're having a hard time thinking when you're fasting.
23:12 Yes.
23:13 Yes.
23:14 Sir, I heard limbat is in the song "Enak-Enak".
23:16 Why?
23:17 My balloon has limbat.
23:18 That's right.
23:19 Thank you very much, Mr. Jarum.
23:21 Take care, Mr. Jarum.
23:22 You're welcome.
23:23 This is Jujo Comedy Indonesia.
23:24 That's right.
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