00:00 And now, ladies and gentlemen, what you've all been waiting for, the Man-Filler.
00:07 The moment of truth has finally arrived.
00:10 The book that couldn't be written is now the motion picture that couldn't be made.
00:16 Myra Breckinridge.
00:18 I'll be right with you boys. Get your resumes out.
00:30 Memo to Flagler and Flagler attorneys. Dear Charlie.
00:34 Mmm, honey, that feels real good.
00:37 What's your name, honey?
00:39 I'm Myra Breckinridge.
00:41 You have a lot to learn.
00:47 All you men have a lot to learn.
00:49 And I've taken it upon myself to teach you.
00:52 I'm the widow of your late nephew, Myron,
00:55 and I've come to collect a half a million dollars.
00:59 Myron's mother said, with her dying breath,
01:02 "Go to your Uncle Buck and you tell that son of a bitch
01:05 that I've got a copy of the will and I want my share to go to you."
01:09 She realized once she cut it off, it won't go back.
01:15 Great bunch of boys here.
01:18 Of course, you get the occasional weirdo, like anywhere,
01:21 but the greatest bunch of kids in Harlem.
01:23 [music]
01:28 You have all the kinky angles that are in right now.
01:31 I mean, have you any that I don't know about?
01:34 Oh, Letitia, what about studs?
01:37 They don't call you the queen of the casting couch for nothing.
01:40 [music]
01:43 [music]
01:56 How should a man act?
01:58 He should ball chicks, that's how.
02:00 Let's just have a nice girly evening,
02:03 and I'll tell you how I lost my virginity.
02:05 You tell me how you lost yours.
02:07 If only you were a man.
02:10 You can't tell the wolf from Little Red Riding Hood these days.
02:13 'Cause this Myra Breckenridge is more than a match for most men.
02:17 Don't miss the most sensational scene in the history of the screen.
02:21 Not there.
02:23 [music]
02:30 Am I a boy or a girl?
02:32 Can't tell from here, you know.
02:34 Myra Breckenridge is a dish.
02:36 And don't you ever forget it.
02:38 [music]
02:41 Here I come!
02:43 Everything you've heard about Myra Breckenridge is true.
02:46 [music]
02:49 (explosion)
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