Saleem Albela Ne Likh Diya Mitti Ki Takhti Par Apni Muhabbat Ka Paigham, Time Machine Ka Naya Safar
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00:00 Welcome back, viewers.
00:01 Now, it's time for our segment, Time Machine.
00:03 - Wow! - Wow!
00:04 I really like this segment.
00:06 Where is Malaika?
00:08 Malaika has stolen the time machine.
00:10 That means, the next generation is going through a bad time.
00:13 - The person we are calling today.. - Yes.
00:17 He is almost like a person from 5000 years ago.
00:22 Oh, wow!
00:24 We are inviting him because
00:27 we want to see the situation of that time.
00:31 - Wow! - Wow!
00:32 Because God has sent spies among humans.
00:35 Every human being has curiosity.
00:38 No one is answering you.
00:39 No one has been answering you for the last three months.
00:41 You can write to us
00:42 and tell us a secret.
00:45 - We will get it immediately. - Yes.
00:48 So, we have a spy.
00:50 The biggest thing that we all take advantage of
00:55 and take advantage of is that in the last two decades
00:58 humans have changed the world's shape and everything.
01:03 They have changed everything dynamically.
01:05 The person who started this and what is that person?
01:09 That is writing.
01:11 - Wow! - Wow!
01:12 Until humans could write
01:14 they could not pass on their experiences.
01:18 - Wow! - So, everyone had to burn again
01:21 to know what fire burns.
01:23 So, today we are inviting someone from the Sumerians.
01:27 This is the area of Baghdad, which is now called the area of Iraq.
01:31 - Iraq. - Iraq.
01:32 There used to be Mesopotamia.
01:35 We are inviting someone from there.
01:37 Because this started there.
01:39 So, we will know from him how he started writing,
01:42 language writing.
01:46 We will know what he used to do.
01:48 So, please invite him.
01:49 Wow!
01:50 Wow!
01:51 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you
01:58 an old Sumerian.
02:00 Wow!
02:03 - Come. - Wow!
02:07 It looks like it is 5000 years old.
02:09 What is this face-off?
02:10 It looks like both the sleeves have come off.
02:12 The Sumerian has gone to the Sumerian.
02:16 I am from the time machine. How did you come here?
02:19 What?
02:20 You used to eat the soil with us.
02:23 - Now you eat the soil. - What?
02:28 Now you eat the Chinese.
02:29 He is very funny. He said he used to eat the people.
02:32 Please bring a chair for him.
02:34 - Chair? - Yes.
02:35 - Did you make a chair? - Yes.
02:37 He is sitting on the floor and is making a quilt.
02:41 I understood.
02:42 Sir, I request you to come barefoot.
02:45 Sir, your father and your mother..
02:48 He is not my father.
02:50 In those days, this age was..
02:53 Life expectancy was low.
02:56 People grew old very fast.
02:58 I think he must be around 30 years old.
03:01 - Yes. - I think he must have been barefoot.
03:04 Sir, cover your right shoulder and cover your left shoulder.
03:08 I didn't have any voice.
03:10 Do you see what he is holding?
03:12 It's a divorce.
03:13 Sir, please hurry up. I am trying to speak Urdu.
03:18 These are clay tablets.
03:20 In Urdu, they are called plates.
03:22 - They were made of wet clay. - Okay.
03:25 The first language that developed
03:30 - was writing. - Yes.
03:31 He did this.
03:34 The problem was that in his time,
03:37 the cities were very big.
03:39 Sir, please tell us how you used to write.
03:42 I want to tell the boys that in our village..
03:46 Yes.
03:47 - It was not easy. - Yes.
03:49 We used to pay Rs. 5000 for a piece of wood.
03:51 - Yes. - We used to keep two sticks.
03:53 We used to write.
03:55 Did you hear this sound?
03:57 Yes, but you are making a big deal out of it.
04:00 He used to write.
04:03 He was dumb, so he couldn't write.
04:05 - Sir, he has a good get up. - Yes.
04:08 He looks like Sher Khan's son on TV.
04:11 - He had a TV. - Oh, he had a TV.
04:15 He didn't have any disease. He didn't have diabetes, or TB
04:17 or a heart attack.
04:18 He used to massage each other's neck.
04:20 He didn't hit anyone.
04:22 Sir, your feet are so dirty.
04:25 Didn't you ever think of getting them pedicured?
04:26 No.
04:27 You used to carry small fishes.
04:30 I used to wash my feet.
04:33 Sir, these are small fishes. Let them eat.
04:39 He is a good boy.
04:41 I think he is a good speaker.
04:45 Let me tell you something.
04:46 These days, we have heard of burgers, pizzas.
04:49 - Yes. - You have a lot of food.
04:51 - Yes. - We didn't have anything.
04:53 - What? - Except wheat.
04:54 - Of course. - We had a lot of money.
04:57 We used to eat a lot.
04:59 We used to count a lot.
05:01 In our time, wheat was the most expensive thing.
05:05 - This started from here. - No one cared about gold.
05:08 They would throw stones at gold.
05:09 "I am gold."
05:11 What could I do?
05:13 The people who lived near Farad
05:16 had a very good area.
05:20 They used to grow wheat there.
05:22 - They needed to write. - Yes.
05:25 They used to collect wheat.
05:28 They used to store it in one place.
05:30 In those days, they used to store it near Peshwa.
05:35 The wheat you have stored,
05:36 the soil was used to make it.
05:40 It used to give you the right amount.
05:41 If you gave two bags of wheat,
05:44 you used to store two bags of it.
05:46 - I see. - Yes.
05:47 People used to make more.
05:51 - They used to store less. - Yes.
05:53 They used to make more.
05:54 Sometimes, they used to make less.
05:56 First, they used to make a seal.
05:58 They used to put a seal on it.
06:01 The world has started being dishonest.
06:03 They used to store the wheat and store it.
06:07 They used to store it.
06:09 They used to make pottery.
06:11 They used to make clay.
06:12 - Yes. - They used to make pottery.
06:14 What was clay?
06:15 The interesting thing is that clay was their bank.
06:17 - I see. - They used to get cash from it.
06:20 They used to buy things with it.
06:22 They became such big cities
06:24 that in those days,
06:25 their cities were occupied by 85,000 people.
06:30 Believe me,
06:32 no one is fat.
06:34 Yes.
06:35 They are naked.
06:37 They were naked.
06:39 Someone taught me in a time machine.
06:41 I started learning from there.
06:42 We saved our show by getting a massage.
06:45 I started writing before education.
06:49 He was the first person
06:51 who formed the Kunai form.
06:52 It's called Kunai form.
06:54 How did he write it?
06:55 If he had to write that a fish is in water,
06:58 how did you write it?
06:59 We used to make clay plates.
07:02 - Yes. - We used to make fish out of it.
07:04 - We used to make water out of it. - Yes.
07:06 Fish would go into water again.
07:08 It meant that fish is in water.
07:12 - Okay. - Yes.
07:12 When we used to write,
07:13 fish is to be eaten,
07:15 we used to make fish and make our faces with it.
07:17 If someone says that fish is the queen of water,
07:22 how would you make it?
07:23 We used to make fish look like a fish tank.
07:25 We used to make it look like a crown.
07:28 How did you write the name of marriage?
07:31 Marriage?
07:32 - Yes. - Yes.
07:33 We didn't have the fear of marriage.
07:36 If someone like you comes and proposes,
07:38 we say, "I accept."
07:39 Yes.
07:40 - It happened once. - It happened 5000 years ago.
07:44 - Humans have no fear. - Yes.
07:47 - Yes. - Yes.
07:48 - Since the beginning.. - No, I am telling you.
07:50 Why do you think it's today?
07:52 No, their tribe lived in us for a long time.
07:55 - Okay. - We used to make them dance.
07:58 This is my handwriting.
08:02 - Oh. - Wow.
08:03 I used to love a girl.
08:06 - Okay. - I made a clay plate
08:08 and wrote a letter expressing my love for her.
08:11 - Okay. - She put salad on it.
08:13 I gave it to her family.
08:15 She put a pot on it and made me hold it.
08:17 She said, "Baba, don't ask."
08:19 Sir, my love was a word but she heard it as a meal.
08:23 - Wow. - Yes.
08:25 Baba, he didn't say that you brought it from the clay.
08:27 He said, "A man from stone has come before you."
08:29 I thought
08:31 if a girl doesn't know how to read, how would she know my love?
08:35 How would she read?
08:36 I made a school for her.
08:38 - Okay. - I wrote a letter.
08:40 - Okay. - But she didn't come.
08:42 - Then? - Her father came to school and read it.
08:44 - Then? - He was angry and didn't understand.
08:49 - Okay. - He was afraid to hit me with his shoes.
08:51 - Why? - Shoes are like that.
08:53 - He wanted me to wear dirty clothes. - Okay.
08:57 He was like that.
08:59 He used to talk clearly.
09:01 He used to say, "Hmm, this is the truth."
09:04 But..
09:05 He couldn't hit you, abuse you or use his shoes.
09:10 - Then what happened? - I had a problem.
09:12 - What? - I had written a love letter.
09:15 - Yes. - He gave it to a girl before me.
09:18 - Oh. - He got married and got married again.
09:20 I was very jealous of him.
09:22 - I announced it. - What?
09:26 I said, "The people of the tribe."
09:29 - Yes. - "Don't stay here."
09:31 "The people of the tribe are going to leave."
09:34 It's not that you wrote a love letter.
09:38 No, I was writing a book.
09:41 - Look. - What did you write?
09:44 - I want a 'toka'. - How?
09:46 This is 'toka'. This is me. I want this.
09:50 - There's a big difference. - Yes.
09:53 You wrote, "I want this."
09:55 Why did you ask for a 'toka' in a love letter?
09:58 Girls' names are not like that.
10:00 'Toka' and 'kwadi' are not like that.
10:04 - The times are better than ours. - Yes.
10:07 We have everything.
10:10 The thing is, people are not grateful.
10:13 Your life expectancy has reached 83 years.
10:17 - It's an average life of 83 years. - Yes.
10:20 If you were 45 or 40 years old in those days
10:23 then the sad thing is
10:26 that humans are brothers.
10:28 There are some African countries
10:31 where the average age is only 45 years.
10:33 - Wow. - Many of these countries
10:36 are conflict zones. They force people to work.
10:39 Those conflict zones exist
10:42 so that the conflict does not progress.
10:45 So that they cannot control their resources.
10:49 So that they cannot go into self-destruction.
10:51 - That's why they are called conflict zones. - They can't identify themselves.
10:55 There is a film called 'Blood Diamond' to understand this concept.
10:58 - Do watch it. - Yes.
10:58 - It's a great film. - It's a great film.
11:00 Leonardo DiCaprio has acted so well.
11:03 - Why do you raise kids? - Why?
11:05 There is no film that he has not watched.
11:08 Find a film.
11:10 - There is a message in it. - Yes.
11:12 Don't think it's entertaining.
11:14 - Yes. - In our times..
11:15 - Yes. - We will take popcorn.
11:17 - Okay. - And we will yearn to watch a film.
11:19 - Why? - Are you out of your mind?
11:21 - Why? - What kind of films are there?
11:23 (Laughs)
11:25 Baba, what you think of, that's why it happens.
11:28 (Laughs)
11:29 - There are films that don't have a film. - My dear..
11:32 - Times are very short. - Yes.
11:36 In our times, it's not even a year
11:38 that people have to take out their underwear.
11:41 (Laughs)
11:42 Baba's old jacket.
11:44 - Yes. - He used to take the dog out of the snack box.
11:46 He used to do this.
11:47 (Laughs)
11:49 - I didn't understand this. - Why?
11:52 There were no dogs in those days.
11:54 But there were animals.
11:55 They used to climb the trees and watch.
11:58 - It's 12 o'clock. - Yes.
12:00 (Laughs)
12:01 Baba, did you have electricity in your area?
12:03 - No. - Did you have gas?
12:05 - No. - Did you have petrol?
12:06 - No. - This is a Pakistani thing.
12:07 (Laughs)
12:11 We had to use electricity for years.
12:14 (Laughs)
12:19 Viewers, it's time for a short break.
12:21 Don't go anywhere. We'll meet after the break.
12:23 "Hoshi yaariya, hoshi yaariya"
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