Big Mickey: Don't Be Confused | movie | 2024 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

Big Mickey is on her first 1 hour comedy special. She's been bringing audiences to tears since 2013 at the Worlds Famous | dG1fVWVXMFpVR3ZXdGs

Transcript

00:00 I miss the good old days.

00:01 Clap it up if you miss the good old days.

00:03 (audience cheering)

00:06 That's right.

00:07 I miss talking on the house phone.

00:09 Remember the house phone?

00:11 Yeah, the house phone was the shit, man.

00:13 We gossiped like a motherfucker on that motherfucker.

00:16 Till you heard a line click in, beep.

00:19 Why is there still a spoon left in my sink?

00:21 You're like, "Goddamn, Mama."

00:23 Tell your homegirl, "Kisha, I'm gonna call you right back,

00:24 "bitch.

00:25 "Mama tripping, bitch."

00:28 That was the only thing about them damn house phone, man.

00:31 Remember AOL, dial up?

00:33 Clap it up, yeah.

00:34 We gonna tell our A's tonight, goddamn it.

00:36 Who remember dial up?

00:37 You couldn't just hop on the goddamn internet, bitch.

00:41 You have to dial up and shit.

00:42 You be on that internet, dialing up all goddamn day.

00:46 Your mama come home, whooping everybody's ass

00:48 'cause she's been calling, trying to get through

00:49 and can't get motherfucking dial up.

00:52 Black mamas bust through the door

00:55 like a ghetto Terminator.

00:56 (imitates gun firing)

00:57 Who the fuck was on the internet all day?

00:59 I was calling to tell you greedy asses

01:01 to take the pork chops out the freezer.

01:03 Fuck that shit, you niggas going hungry.

01:07 (laughing)