LYRICS
You own capris
Like fancy cheese
You shop so much it's like you have a dis -e -e ease

No girlfriend
Since you were ten
All your Facebook friends are me-e-en

As soon as you walk in the room we see it
Everyone knows you like dudes

Baby that fierce little strut and those perfect brows
You work out 6 days a week and still weight two pounds
You manscape your junk so it aint no doubt
you don't kno - ow -ow
You're a homosexual
If only you would admit you're gay
You could profess your love for GA GA and Bri-itney
Even Obama says it's okay
You don't kno - ow -ow
You're a homosexual
That makes you homosexual

So, girl, come on
And prove me wrong
You've been living in that closet for too lo-o-ong

You can't deny
Don't say you're bi
If you had sex with a girl you might di-i-ie

As soon as you walk in the room we see it
Everyone knows you like dudes

Baby that fierce little strut and those perfect brows
You work out 6 days a week and still weight two pounds
You manscape your junk so it aint no doubt
you don't kno - ow -ow
You're a homosexual
If only you would admit you're gay
You could profess your love for GA GA and Bri-itney
Even Obama says it's okay
You don't know - ow -ow
You're a homosexual
That makes you homosexual

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Baby that fierce little strut and those perfect brows
You work out 6 days a week and still weight two pounds
You manscape your junk so it aint no doubt
you don't kno - ow -ow
You're a homosexual
Baby that fierce little strut and those perfect brows
you work out 6 days a week and still weight two pounds
You manscape your junk so it aint no doubt
You don't kno- o -ow
You're a homosexual
If only you would admit you're gay
You could profess your love for GA GA and Bri-itney
Even Obama says it's ok
You don't kno - ow -ow
You're a homosexual
That makes you homosexual
You're a homosexual!