No More Cone-ing At McDonald's

Have you guys read the McDonald's Employee/Customer Handbook? Because it clearly says that if you try to grab an ice cream from the top, they are legally permitted to mush it in your face.

Also, if you order a side of Polynesian sauce, any McDonald's employee may throw hot grease on you while yelling, "It's called Sweet and Sour! Sweet and Sour!!".

[via College Humor]