00:00 My tip is to make sure you have faith
00:04 Make sure you have faith
00:06 Because if we go on a road trip without money
00:08 We are like lost and lost
00:11 Sometimes we can lose our mind
00:13 Willing to be, willing to be arrogant
00:16 That's why I said you have to have faith if you want to go on a road trip
00:19 That's why I still don't go on a road trip
00:21 He still looks for faith
00:23 It should be me who gives
00:29 Assalamualaikum, I'm Nizam Jentik-Jentik
00:31 In Borak Borak Berisi
00:33 The more we talk, the more we get excited
00:35 These are my two most legendary guests
00:43 For me
00:45 We have Man
00:47 The closest competitor
00:49 Man Rajalawak goes to the gym everyday
00:53 He's already lost weight
00:55 I don't understand, the older you get, the more you go to the gym everyday
01:00 I lift weights
01:03 And also lift iron
01:05 And we have a former PA artist
01:11 That's right
01:13 But that was in the past
01:15 Now, there's only PA
01:17 No artist
01:19 No boss
01:21 Iskandar Nuzaman
01:23 Congratulations on having a son
01:25 Yes, I have a son
01:27 5 months already
01:29 Don't mention the past
01:31 It's like a debtor
01:33 No, it's nothing
01:35 The topic we want to talk about today
01:37 The topic that a lot of people like
01:39 Especially if you have time off
01:41 Oh, that's good
01:43 Road trip, right?
01:45 Yes, I usually go abroad
01:47 I've been to a lot of countries
01:49 Among them?
01:51 But you don't have a passport
01:53 How can you go abroad without a passport?
01:55 I have one
01:57 My wife, if she holds my hand
01:59 I'm so brave
02:01 And we have Iskandar
02:03 If you follow him
02:05 He always stays at home
02:07 The most he goes to Family Mart
02:09 I go to Family Mart because I want to buy a child's tampo
02:11 Wow
02:13 How often do you go to Family Mart?
02:15 Every one second I go to Family Mart
02:19 We don't want to discuss
02:21 Where to go if you have money
02:23 But if you have money
02:25 You can go until the end of the month
02:27 But for people who don't have money
02:29 No budget
02:31 Enough salary
02:33 What do you think you can do if you want to go on a road trip?
02:35 Where can you go?
02:37 Like us, if we think
02:39 We want to go for a walk
02:41 To calm ourselves
02:43 But when there's no money
02:45 We calm ourselves
02:47 You're smart
02:49 Where do you stay?
02:51 Do you have a house?
02:53 I thought you want to say
02:55 At least go to the mosque
02:57 That's right
02:59 I will say that later
03:01 But if like Is
03:03 But you want to take your children for a walk
03:05 Like me
03:07 I take my children to the mosque
03:09 But if we don't have money
03:11 He's the same as me
03:13 Go to the Family Mart
03:15 I take my children
03:17 Just to walk around the house
03:19 At least the child knows
03:21 How long do you usually walk around the house?
03:23 2 days 3 nights?
03:25 I hope 2 days 3 nights
03:27 But it looks like it's been a long time
03:29 If you follow
03:33 Have you walked a lot?
03:35 We've never felt like riding
03:37 We've never felt like walking in the morning
03:39 Go to Saban in the morning
03:41 Go to Thailand
03:43 If it's me
03:45 I like to go alone
03:47 I don't like to go with a lot of people
03:49 If I can, I'll go with my wife
03:51 If I can, I'll go
03:55 I don't want to tell anyone
03:57 Because if I go alone
03:59 When I don't have money
04:01 I sit in the room
04:03 People don't know if I've eaten or not
04:05 But I have to take a picture
04:07 Because if I go with a lot of people, I'll be affected
04:09 But I want to remind you
04:11 Don't face the ice
04:13 Because you might get an inflection
04:15 You see, I don't usually wear clothes
04:17 Of course, I still like to wear clothes
04:23 If he's used to it, please catch him
04:25 Okay, last
04:31 About tips
04:33 If someone sees this
04:35 He feels like joining a ride like a man
04:37 Or he doesn't have money but still wants to travel
04:39 Who's the best tip for them?
04:41 My tip
04:43 Make sure
04:45 We have faith
04:47 Because if we go on a road trip
04:49 Without money
04:51 We're like lost
04:53 Sometimes we can lose our mind
04:55 Willing to be
04:57 Willing to be arrogant
04:59 That's why I said you have to have faith if you want to go on a road trip
05:01 That's why I haven't gone on a road trip yet
05:03 He's still looking for faith
05:07 I'm the one who gave him the tip
05:09 So, if you don't have money
05:13 Or you don't have enough money, don't worry
05:15 You can still go on a road trip
05:17 Travel with your family
05:19 But you have to have faith
05:21 And that's it
05:23 We'll see you again in the second segment
05:25 Borak-Borak Bapak-Bapak
05:27 There's a second segment?
05:29 No, there's a second segment
05:31 Bapak-Bapak
05:33 Let's do it
05:35 Let's do it
05:37 Welcome back to the second segment
05:39 Borak-Borak Bapak-Bapak
05:41 Yee-haw
05:43 We're still here
05:45 In this segment
05:49 We'll test our guests' skills
05:51 Playing Joke Bapak-Bapak
05:53 Spontaneously
05:55 Let's start
05:57 The one who laughs the most will lose
05:59 Okay
06:01 Listen to my joke
06:03 Among all the apps
06:05 Which app just came back to Mecca?
06:07 Which app just came back to Mecca?
06:11 Which app just came back to Mecca?
06:13 You don't know?
06:15 Your Instagram
06:17 Instagram?
06:19 IG
06:21 IG
06:23 IG
06:25 IG
06:27 I can't stand it
06:31 You have to hold your laughter
06:33 I can't stand it
06:35 If it doesn't work, I'll just relax
06:37 Like this
06:39 Why do you like to keep your heart?
06:41 Let's try
06:43 I'll just do random things
06:45 A feather meets another feather
06:47 A seed in the middle
06:49 When the top and bottom
06:51 are united
06:53 What does it taste like?
06:55 I know the answer
06:57 Like a eye candy
06:59 Like a eye candy?
07:01 No, it's like a sleep
07:03 A feather meets another feather
07:05 A seed in the middle
07:07 Correct
07:09 You're so mean
07:11 This is a basic question
07:13 Okay
07:15 Let's continue
07:17 You're so mean
07:19 Okay
07:21 Nizam is so mean
07:23 If 10% of the women
07:25 like to play badminton
07:27 What do they like to play?
07:29 They like to play with men
07:31 Correct
07:33 Really?
07:37 I'm the leader
07:39 We're the badminton players
07:41 Okay
07:43 Last round
07:45 Among the animals
07:49 Which animal
07:51 is not here today?
07:53 A rooster
07:55 Rooster?
07:57 I'm the rooster
07:59 I'm the rooster
08:01 I'm the rooster
08:03 Because today, there's no rooster
08:05 Oh my god
08:07 I heard it
08:09 Is
08:11 Among the many letters
08:13 Which letter is longer?
08:15 U?
08:17 No
08:19 M
08:21 That's like a mosquito
08:23 The longer letter is Q
08:25 Ladies and gentlemen
08:27 Please give me a Q
08:29 Q is definitely longer
08:31 He doesn't have a brain
08:33 He doesn't have a brain
08:35 If you lose, you'll say all kinds of things
08:37 Last one
08:39 Okay
08:41 He's an animal
08:43 He has a missile
08:45 But he's not a cat
08:47 He has a pocket
08:49 But he's not a kangaroo
08:51 And he's good at talking
08:53 He's pretty
08:55 You're a human
08:57 He's an animal
08:59 He admitted he's an animal
09:01 He has a missile but he's not a cat
09:03 He has a pocket but he's not a kangaroo
09:05 And he's good at talking
09:07 No, no
09:09 I think he's an animal
09:11 I'm thinking
09:13 AI
09:15 Doraemon
09:19 Okay
09:21 The winner is
09:23 Iskandar
09:25 Wow
09:27 The new king
09:29 It was fun
09:31 That's all for this episode
09:33 Thank you, Man and Iskandar
09:35 For being our guests
09:37 In Borak-Borak Berisi with me, Rizal Jatjante
09:39 See you in the next episode
09:41 More funny and funny attitudes
09:43 That we'll invite
09:45 See you again
09:47 Assalamualaikum
09:49 Bye
09:51 [Speaking Indonesian]
09:53 [Speaking Indonesian]
09:55 [Speaking Indonesian]
09:57 [Speaking Indonesian]
09:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
10:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
10:05 (upbeat music)
10:08 [BEEP]
