Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden | movie | 2023 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

Louis C.K. recorded live on January 28, 2023 at Madison Square Garden in New York City. | dG1fdmQ4RGZGcDVvbm8

Transcript

00:00 Some things that are terrible happening in the world you just kind of give up.

00:03 Like in New York there's a lot of homeless people here.

00:06 I mean not in here.

00:08 There's none in here.

00:10 There's none in here.

00:12 There's none in here.

00:15 Not even with a ticket he ain't getting in here.

00:21 They're not allowed to go where we go.

00:24 They're just not allowed. That's the one part we all agree with.

00:29 I don't know what to do about the homeless but they're not coming in here.

00:33 If you don't have your own indoors you can't come into other people's indoors.

00:38 Those are the rules.

00:40 Those are the rules we live by.

00:42 I've done benefit shows for homeless people where homeless people weren't allowed in the show.

00:49 There's whole places they don't get to like the airport.

00:54 They've never even seen an airport.

00:56 You ever been at your gate and some guy's like, "Hey, I'm trying to get to Tokyo. Can you help me out?"

01:02 [laughter]

01:08 (audience laughing)