Smosh | show | 2005 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

Two hilarious guys put on different sketch comedy performances for the masses to enjoy. | dHNfQUtFZ09OVEdZWWc

Transcript

00:00 SHUT UP!

00:02 It's finally here!

00:04 Our new album from Smosh!

00:06 If Music Were Real!

00:08 Featuring 14 of Smosh's greatest tracks!

00:10 Like Legend of Zelda Rap!

00:12 I've got the Triforce of Khori Banshee!

00:14 You better listen!

00:16 Meat in your mouth!

00:18 You put that meat in your mouth!

00:20 First dates are always great when you put that meat in your mouth!

00:22 And that one song about having a

00:24 Khoriiiinnn!

00:26 If Music Were Real!

00:30 It's perfect for a romantic time with your loved one!

00:32 Max! Max! Max!

00:34 Max has got a car!

00:36 Doing chores around the house!

00:38 Which gang should I join?

00:40 The Bloods or the Crips?

00:42 Or pump up music before your next UFC fight!

00:44 Happy cow, happy cow, play, play, play, play!

00:46 But it's definitely not good music for

00:48 shark attacks!

00:50 Black people!

00:52 Heck yeah!

00:54 Pumping boobies!

00:56 Funerals!

00:58 Or footage of my uncle eating dinner!

01:00 Or footage of my uncle eating dinner!

01:02 So buy Smosh's new album!

01:08 If Music Were Real!

01:10 On iTunes now!

01:12 Or I'll rip out your

01:14 f***ing heart!